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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 58m

It's time to dust off the sign:

A shot of a crowd at a pro wrestling event. A fan is holding up a sign that reads "BUY & PLAY SAKURA WARS"

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 1h

Yes but by doing so, you were drawn in, you so STILL LOSE.

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 1h

what's that i can't hear you over the sound of bones creaking and arthritic crackling

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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 18h

tommy rn

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

no in more ways than one

A Google search question that says "is evangelion safe for kids?"

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 3h

OUTLIER · Day 151 · 770 · 🦅 EAGLE EYES 🟪🟦🟩🟩🟦🟩🟦🟩🟦🟦 🎯 3 words nobody else has found yet · 🦄 2 found by under 1% of players Can you find rarer? playoutlier.com/s/T4Z7UH

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paisleypn4t scored 770 on Day 151. Can you beat them?

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

New rule: my mutuals can't fight on Bluesky. Whew, that's a big relief, should sort everything out.

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 6h

a coalition of the scummiest people on earth

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 8h

I mean I can see paying a premium for physical durability but you don't need the latest mega brain processor to fucking run candy crush or google docs on the web

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 8h

Every time i look at chromebooks and googlebooks I just sigh. I guess they're good for your nan or kid who you don't want ruining their machine & you can roll it back easily, harder to get viruses etc but why on god's green Earth are they specced so fucking high when they can barely do anything?

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17h

behold roman knob it gently plays with itself my trauma is great

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19h

unsettling door knobs I have seen in Italy:

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Robb @robbj.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

citing Cushbomb: In as much as the words of a president can embody a moment, Lincoln summed it all up starting at "If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it" and ending at "every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword."

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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 18h

men will turn their vehicles into an aerodynamic turd before looking at the fucking road ahead of them and using the goddamn brakes

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 16/10/2026

lol

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Lucky for her she still has her legal practice to fall back on.

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 18h

"Just jump over it." Cartoon physics major here.

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👻 Saavik ‘Spooky Season’ Ford 🎃 @saavikford.bsky.social · 21h

One of my workplaces is staffed entirely by PhDs. The office kitchen has a sign by the toaster. It reads: Please do not butter bread before placing in toaster. Lemme tell you. Signs like that don’t happen because ONE person did it ONE time.

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Grady Booch @booch.com · 21h

Current mood. “After the Vibe Coding”, inspired by Fidencio Lucano Nava’s “After the Orgy”.

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Negin Owliaei @neginowl.bsky.social · 21h

As a Muslim who has been accused of dual loyalty and asked to denounce everything from ISIS to the Iranian state, I breathed a sigh of relief that I think I’d been holding in for like two decades watching this.

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noctouyan 🔸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @noctouyan.bsky.social · 21h

"i made up a fictional boyfriend and he's amazing and is dead center of the strike zone grand slam home run of a guy" - yawn i sleep "i made up a pigeon bf and he's the worst fucking creature alive" - hatoful boyfriend, one pigeollion views

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James Felix Black @tft.io · 18/10/2026

This kills me every time

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Xanni the Blue @xanniposts.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

"My name is Seth!" @maffewgregg.bsky.social #botchamania

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mcc @dryad.technology · 17/10/2026

Hey remember when Joe Biden went way out of his way to make sure that Larry Ellison owned TikTok

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🏳️‍🌈🎃Brendan Agnew🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @blcagnew.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Imagine leaving X and then going back. On purpose. In 2026.

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026

OUTLIER · Day 150 · 777 · 🦅 EAGLE EYES 🟦🟪🟪🟪🟦🟦🟩🟦🟦🟦 🎯 7 words nobody else has found yet · 🦄 2 found by under 1% of players Can you find rarer? playoutlier.com/s/YRTCG3

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paisleypn4t scored 777 on Day 150. Can you beat them?

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026

LOL Tanya the Evil is SUCH a guilty pleasure for me (and one of the few dubs I quite enjoy) It's great to see the movie's been dubbed at last

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

It's been a long time since I met her but the Marilyn Monroe mannequin at the old 'Hollywood Legends' diner in Norfolk, UK, still haunts my dreams, and not in a way that I find at all enjoyable.

A terrifying, broken-lipped UK fenland mannequin version of Seven Year Itch era Marilyn Monroe. Sadly Zombie Marilyn, who used to guard the door of the Hollywood Legends diner on the eastern edge of the Fens, has now moved on, along with the diner itself, but I feel privileged to have met her, back at the beginning of the second decade of this century. Her spontaneous rendition of the song 'Happy Birthday, Mr President', having discovered that my friend Brian was president of the West Norfolk Horticultural Society, was a sweet gesture, although ruined slightly by her habit of constantly interrupting herself to shout "Has anyone seen the missing bit of my lips anywhere?" at passing cars on the A47.

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Lotus @vintageringtail.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Gyro doodle to practice my hooman faces for a comm :3 #jjba

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026

yeah the circular crop is just a mask over the original square, so the whole picture is always there. So like if I expand the ilittle circle on mine for instance you can see the edges.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

McLovin has a message for the racist moron of a president

Screen capture from Superbad where McLovin says Mohammad is the most common name on earth read a fucking book

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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 17/10/2026

People don't talk much about how much we actually kind of enjoyed the .com bust. Lots of visited a website called FuckedCompany that tracked all the catastrophes as they unfolded. There were dead pools. We were having a lot of laughs, while everything burned around us.

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The woman version of Mr PB but don't write it like that @wh0sthatd0g.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Even more crazy is that, on its own, this statement could be referring to either Trump or Elon

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Linkandy Corn @linkara.bsky.social · 09/02/2024

Oh, am I bringing this back for BlueSky? I'm bringing this back for BlueSky. Tucker Carlson, who forever looks like he just licked his phone and realized he likes the taste.

A picture of Tucker Carlson in his natural appearance: looking befuddled.

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026

i needs me some vrams that good jensen huang shit multi gigabytes worth s'gotta fit all the models real good, y'know?

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

psst hey yeah you slick, over here, in the alley closer (opens coat lined with RAM) you buyin?

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

is one of those situations “DAMMIT i’m in a michael bay movie again”

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/10/2026

plutotv fans hate trivia information i guess

comments under a clip of an I Love Lucy episode--

vrunt
for context; back in the 1890s (when the show was filmed and takes place) $10 was worth $780,000
today

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@vrunt this wasn't the 1890s Lucille Ball wasn't even born until 1911

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@_charlieann_1 thats what makes this clip so interesting

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026

Yup Kitty White is British. They explicitly say she's not an animal and not be depict her on all fours though I did see some merch once that violated that rule.

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

guilty

silent film dialogue card that says

there isnt a decent thought in your nasty little mind!

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

There’s gotta be a better way to live.

An alert on my phone

Change Your Passwords
12:42 AM
You have 45 compromised passwords that could put your security at risk.
Fix them now to stay safe.

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