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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻

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Snarky ex-pat, Author, #Photoshop artist & dilletante #shitposter goth. Noble lady of Sealand. Inventrix of Karnian Script. Bluesky Eldritch Poster. Rated 0-3 Sad Onions. #OnePiece #Anime #DoctorWho #Paranormal #Occult #UK #Cats #RedDwarf #History

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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 1h
Like the one time Bay was kinda on the right track sociopolitically with Optimus fighting overpowered immigration agents and an intergalactic slave patrol and he still fucked that up by making it the actual worst movie of all time.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 1h
“Hello Bone Colleagues”
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Zagreus @bigtalkingbird.bsky.social · 2h
I'm relieved to see the kids' Doctor Who cartoon is coming out soon. Hopefully this means that, by the time the main show comes back, someone other than bitter old academics will care about it. --A bitter old academic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 2h
CHIBBIS and CHYBUS it's like two new Genus of short anime person have been discovered
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 2h
this is animal abuse that poor horse and eel having to deal with andrew tate
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 4h
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 3h
This is amazing. WARNING: Strong strobing effects.
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VECOS a windows like operating system for the vectrex for the UVMC2
YouTube video by Arcade Jason
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 3h
only the best people
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Gatherer S. Thompson @vincenzo33.bsky.social · 4h
With ♥️s for @ohrobin.bsky.social
Homer Simpson, wearing a hoodie and a crinkly white sweatband, eyes closed as he wistfully savors a rediscovered truth, lips pursed.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5h
I just had a very confusing call with a spokesperson for Starbucks.
gizmodo.com
We Asked Starbucks Why Their 'Sugar-Free' Drinks Have Sugar and Now We're Just More Confused
There's a big difference between "sugar free" and "no added sugar."
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 6h
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 6h
If this man tries to enter Latvia don’t let him in
Steven Seagal eats a carrot and holds watermelons in Belarus
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 6h
been clued in to the existence of Nia Liston. My backlog rages
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Nia Liston: The Merciless Maiden - Official Trailer (English Subtitles)
YouTube video by IGN
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h
this is the future @michaelhobbes.bsky.social wants 😔
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 6h
How I arrived on Blue Sky
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Bust Down Door Bust In Door
Alt: woman with an axe held aloft bursts through a door
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 7h
photo of two boxes of Breathe Right nasal strips sitting on a store shelf. The box on the left, labeled "CLEAR for Sensitive Skin", shows a photo of a man sleeping peacefully in bed next to a woman. The box on the right, labeled "EXTRA 50% Stronger", shows the exact same man sleeping in the same pose, but the woman is completely missing from the bed.

Below the photo is a post by stereolights reading: "It's like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he's just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips"

A reply underneath by the-study-of-wumbo reads: "maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife"
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Simon Threadgold🍂🍁🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 7h
Castellan Clive experiences the best and worst moments of his life in the space of 30 minutes.
Dr Who The Five Doctors screenshot: The Castellan, beaming with pride over his transmat terminal he's showing off to the Master.Dr Who The Five Doctors screenshot: The Castellan, being led away by armed guards, disturbed to hear they'll be using the MIND PROBE on him.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 7h
Goodnight. Louise Bourgeois. To unravel a torment you must begin somewhere
To unravel a torment 
you must begin
somewhere

a whole bunch of hand drawn circles/loops
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 10h
coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds
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charles entertainment manson @rexcoolguy.bsky.social · 8h
Why are they talking about waifu porn like they've invented cold fusion, what the fuck is going on over there
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 8h
There are subtle Transformers references too! (mostly in colour schemes)
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 8h
Hah digging through some of the other metrics on outlier. So my vocabulary seems to be largely ancient, eh?
Your own
The same cut, over the 240 words you have found that we can trace. The site column is everybody, so a gap is you.

Reconstructed
11.7%-0.4
Ancient
70.1%+22.6
Medieval
10.7%-8.8
Modern
7.6%-13.3
The notch on each bar is the site average. Your full report is on your profile.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 10h
I fucking love that DS9 dragged some of its best characters through the worst of what they were capable of and expected them to either live with it or redeem themselves, and for us to forgive them, or simply come to terms with with their choices. Kira and O’Brien always represented this expectation.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 8h
OUTLIER · Day 139 · 819 · 🦅 EAGLE EYES 🟦🟦🟨🟪🟦🟦🟦🟩🟦🟦 🎯 3 words nobody else found · 🦄 5 found by under 1% of players Can you find rarer? playoutlier.com/s/TG96XE
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OUTLIER · Day 139
paisleypn4t scored 819 on Day 139. Can you beat them?
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 9h
They’ll do it by laying off a shitload of people, reducing production, selling entire studios for spare parts, and then golden parachuting after all of this briefly boosts growth enough to impress stakeholders. This isn’t fucking difficult.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h
OH NO WAIT (before anyone attacks me this is a joke) CHILD DOCTOR WHOSE TARDIS IS ALREADY A POLICE BOX PRE-HARTNELL DOCTOR CONFIRMED IT IS THE TIMELESS CHILD: THE SERIES (or lol what if 15 regenerated into a kid that would be hilarious)
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h
I think it's going to end up mismanaged and sold off for parts within 5 years
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 9h
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h
"52 eleven-minute episodes" 9.5 hours' worth. That is more Who than the live action has gotten in a while per series. Well, at eleven minutes per there might be something interesting there. We'll see! #DoctorWho
bbc.com
First look at Doctor Who animated adventure coming to CBeebies
Doctor Who: TARDIS Crew will arrive on CBeebies and BBC iPlayer in late 2027/early 2028
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Scott McGrath @smcgrath.phd · 12h
I subscribe to the theory that GoT's conclusion was close enough to ending to aSoIaF that GRRM had in mind that it killed all of his interest in finishing the books. I feel bad for people who think Winds is ever coming out.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13h
there’s one true answer but it’s the correct one five minutes after game of thrones - the last true monoculture show - ended, we all collectively agreed not to talk about it again, and house of the dragon/knight of the seven kingdoms haven’t recaptured a fraction of that cultural presence
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 13h
Ahh! The third image has a great look at the appearance of Arataka's Tsuba (the handguard of Sakura's sword) Invaluable reference for those making cosplay blades.
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Samantha Ferreira Is Back On Her Book Bullshit @sam-animeherald.northsky.social · 14h
Happy Day That Ends With "Y"
Sam_animeherald: I bought the damn watch
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Phil Szostak @philszostak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Tony [Gilroy] finally turned to me, and he said, ‘Hey, you just got to stop pitching plot. Plot is bullshit. Plot is what happens when you get the behavior right. Pitch me a line of dialogue, pitch me atmosphere, pitch me something visual. Stop pitching stuff that happens.’” 1/2
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Fascists always embrace pseudoscience and snake oil and woo and quacks, because it always first attacks the concept of knowledge and expertise and objective reality. Turns out, shooting all the experts on day one, creates a void for the most obviously ignorant dipshits you've ever seen to thrive.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The Nazis' famous occultist weird science shit, happened because *a decade earlier* they'd destroyed all German science and education immediately upon gaining power. Los Alamos happened in the US because that's where they'd exiled all their best physicists in 1933.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 14h
Fukumaru, a lucky round owl, is a mascot for Hamakou, an industrial equipment supplier in Okazaki City.
An orange owl mascot in a grey uniform poses for the camera.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 14h
Not a longform series, but the anime Wonder Egg Priority. The 13 episode series went from having engaging characters and a thought-provoking premise to completely wrecking the premise and characters in the last 2-3 episodes which was so incredibly frustrating to experience in real time.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 14h
Okay so If Macbook Neo is using binned iPhone chips to run a laptop OS decently Why can't Apple Pro Max phones have a Samsung Dex like mode where you slot them in an overpriced Dock and it becomes a laptop / desktop? They could make a killing.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 20h
My favourite party trick is not going.
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 14h
New 20 oz mugs
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Alys Wilfred Earl @alysdragon.bsky.social · 16h
No, the characters don’t notice someone’s irises are like “arched cathedrals of blue-green stained glass” or whatever, what they mean is they’re staring in to a pair of very beautiful eyes and feeling enchanted and awed. What the character is probably thinking is, “they’ve got lovely eyes!”
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Alys Wilfred Earl @alysdragon.bsky.social · 16h
Or even, “God, they’re hot.” But that doesn’t actually convey what they’re FEELING and DOING. The feeling is almost religious awe (cathedrals), illumation and wonder (stained glass) and what they’re doing is staring in to someone’s eyes in a more than incidental way.
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Alys Wilfred Earl @alysdragon.bsky.social · 16h
In the same way, when we smell the air in autumn, our brains provide a whole lifetime of autumns and the emotions, and visuals connected with them. For the real human, or character, it’s happening in the background - a writer’s job is to bring it to your conscious attention.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 14h
"Listen Chesterton, I know it might not look like a fez, but this a good first step and I will not-- I will not be questioned further on the matter, am I clear?!"
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 16h
I guess I just don't see the point of using a term that can mean almost anything from "hardline supremacist actively carrying out a genocide" to "thinks a particular ethnoreligious group should have a land to call their own, even if they have to share it with others".
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 16h
I, like many people, have become very, very wary of the left pivoting to making "Zionist" an all-encompassing identity that can be selectively weaponised. It's totally unnecessary. If you want to condemn the state of Israel, you don't need to bring anything else into it.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 16h
Even if the condemnation of what is being described is valid, you're using a term that doesn't have a strict definition, so it sounds more broadly applicable than intended, and that is not a mistake you can afford to make.
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