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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻

@p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk
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Snarky ex-pat, Author, #Photoshop artist & dilletante #shitposter goth. Noble lady of Sealand. Inventrix of Karnian Script. Bluesky Eldritch Poster. Rated 0-3 Sad Onions. #OnePiece #Anime #DoctorWho #Paranormal #Occult #UK #Cats #RedDwarf #History

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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 4h
I think about the need to declare that from time to time. that they probably got freaky with the Baltan but it's okay, you can't tell visually.
ebay listing for ultraman figures that spedicialyl calls out there are no noticable stains on the figures.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 4h
meme from jurassic park

Richard Hammond with the overlay 
WE SPARED NO EXPENSE
EXCEPT ON THE IT DEPARTMENT - FUCK THAT GUY
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 5h
i... i... they call the other show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure but THIS IS THE BIZARRE ADVENTURE there's like... a stand battle happening but intsead of stands fighting it's... it's... jizz. They're shooting jizz at each other. Fucking hell LOL i just can't
a man dodges bodily fluid ejecta in a matrix like somersault
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 6h
...Haven't we all had one of those days?
An old mailman brandishes a rifle, screaming "I'm the mailman from hell!"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 6h
Oh my GOD a child lost a ball down the sewer and I made a joke in my head about Pennywise showing up and then THEY DID IT THEY DID THE MEME dying
Shirashi sticking his face out of a street drain like Pennywise
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h
lol something about this shot just sends me
Tsurumi clings to Admiral Koito with a devilish look on his face
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h
THIS IS THE WAY
Sugimoto is told to put his trust in Asirpa as his equal.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 9h
...This is interesting. Sugimoto being called out on trying to control Asirpa because he wants to protect her despite her own wishes, and that he's ignored her own emotional journey. It's a really surprising, mature take you don't often see in stories like this - usually the protag is just "right".
Suigmoto getting excoriated, being told "you found [Asirpa] but you're noton the same page as her!"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 13h
For the dance between him and Light. After that it sort of felt hollow, and Near / Mello were not up to the task of replacing him narratively. ...And you say you want a Death Note, eh~? I'm sure I have no idea where this is going~
A girl asks Jstin Beiber to sign her autograph book, which is a Death Note.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 14h
This was the only Electronic Arts that mattered.
old EA logo
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 14h
AWAKEN MY MASTERS *pillar man theme intensifies*
Screengrab from the opening credits of Golden Kamuy season 4, featuring three musclebound characters posing in a manner reminescent of the pillar men from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency. Pillar men from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15h
me after a post is well-recieved "Look at me. 👀 I am the director now."
Asirpa as film director
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15h
What is shit-era Steven Segal doing in my Golden Kamuy
A character whose design looks rather unfortunately like bloated Steven Segalshitty steven segal
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15h
Asirpa happily feels Sugimoto wolverine brains out of its skullWolverine (Hugh Jackman ver. ) looking shocked
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15h
we uhh... we sure the mangaka isn't a cannibal i mean there's a fixation ...you see it, right? is it just me?
Asirpa happily says to Sugimoto "We came all this way. I know you want to taste its brains before we leave."
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15h
CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR SEEING THE DNA OF JOJO IN THIS (also bloody hell I know he's the antagonist but I can't help but like him, which is a sign of good writing)
Tsurugi strikes a pose
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15h
fucking. love. this. show.
Tsurumi and Admiral Kaito flying through the air after a rather unfortunate cycling accident.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 21/10/2026
we all know this was the thought process
Queen Elizabeth the second uses a skin tone colour chart to assess the acceptability of Meghan Markle's newborn infant for inclusion into the royal family.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 20/10/2026
THEY MADE IT A FUCKING SAAS!!! YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO BUY A PERPETUAL COPY WITH SUPPORT FOR A YEAR! FUCK ADOBE AND I HOPE SOMEONE VIBE CODES THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE STRAIGHT TO HELL
screengrab from the topaz website that says "Every Topaz app.
One Subscription.
Over $1,100/yr of professional AI tools for only $199.50/yr for the first year.
"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 18/10/2026
Meme. Interney boy wholds fist up as he grins at the laptop screen. Text: They stopped replying. I won the argument!
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026
yeah the circular crop is just a mask over the original square, so the whole picture is always there. So like if I expand the ilittle circle on mine for instance you can see the edges.
zoom in on the circle of my profile pic exposing my shitty photoshop work
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 17/10/2026
the meme in question
a man dressed like ash has an onix emerging from his crotch. he says "take a ganger at my onix. Whaddya thing about this fucker?" Pikachu looks on, sweating, thinking "It's awfully big..."
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15/10/2026
seeing this picture just sent me all the way back to early 2000s meme land and i had to
picture of guilfoyle which shittily scribbles red larer beam effects coming from her eyes, yellow beam from her moith and blye lighting from her fingertips, all also equally shit
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 15/10/2026
Tried to enhnace them a bit, to varying degrees of success.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 14/10/2026
My poundland mug will soon be a prized collector's item I see. (Can't get a new shot of it ATM)
My poundland mug
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 12/10/2026
blessed memories ...I *still* want to know how the mayor was planning to use this blackmail
Shot through a digital camera viewfinder of Ultraman Decker grasping the GUTS Falcon firmly from behind, his crotch seemingly pressed against its rear section. 

The subtltle reads "Well done, Mayor! We can use this!" 

My reaction up top reads "What is Burning Crotch Ultraman Decker doing to the GUTS Falcon and how will the maoyr exploit this blackmail"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 12/10/2026
Golden Kamuy thus far in one sentence. Some people are dicks. Some want the dick. Some fight the dicks. Some will snap your dick off if you cross them. Dickishness abounds. Behold the power of dick.
shirashi arrests his descent into icy waters by stabbing an ice flow with a wooden phallus and declares "behold the power of dick"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 11/10/2026
If you see this post an Archer.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Adobe is so fucked. This is on Linux. Natively. It's rough (goes without saying) but it's already very usable for simple tasks. It's interesting to see how hard Adobe will try to destroy this, but clean room reimplementation IS legal so this will be interesting to see where it goes.
testing Photo Craft. Messign about with editing a Pop Team Epic meme to add the Adobe Logo to the "You are mother fucker?" panelThe rough output i made with PhotoCraft
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Testing this to see if it will work with sound.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 09/10/2026
captalist businessman motivates despirited worker, 2026, coloured
Tsurugi tapping a bottle of Morphine and saying "if you eat your meal, I'll give you morphine as a reward"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 09/10/2026
art full marks 100% no notes nosebleed.gif
manly men being manly and muscular in the BANYA (russian sauna)
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 09/10/2026
How I sometimes feel after chatting about current events with friends on Bluesky
The Lieutenant tells Sugimoto "We're brain damage pals now!"
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Not in the slightest.
Picture of a mounted 486 DX2 chip
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 08/10/2026
AltGr Key
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 07/10/2026
LOL this ad So I've already seen "Harem Protagonist makes a move." It's called "School Days", and predictably, it did not end well. There was, however, a Nice Boat.
Ad for manga that reads "Tired of Harem Protagonists who don't make a move? This one actually does"  with two woman snuggled up to a guy in bed
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 07/10/2026
new phobia unlocked apparently
S.H.Figuarts Sergeant Frog Keroro & Pekoponian Suits Set
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Oh yes that's right! YOU HAVE BECOME OLD -ER (-Ur?) THE ANCIENT ONE you are now your Ur-Self
Xbox Achievement

Achievement unlocked

yet again failed to die

Gamerscore 9001
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 07/10/2026
LOL genius idea
star trek clock where riker's legs are the hands so he is always doing the "putting one leg over" thing
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 06/10/2026
erm... why does Ryu look like he's suddenly very cross with Poland
Ryu the dog with unfortunate muzzle colouration that looks like a certain moustache type enjoyed by deceased German dictators of the late 1930's.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Hah digging through some of the other metrics on outlier. So my vocabulary seems to be largely ancient, eh?
Your own
The same cut, over the 240 words you have found that we can trace. The site column is everybody, so a gap is you.

Reconstructed
11.7%-0.4
Ancient
70.1%+22.6
Medieval
10.7%-8.8
Modern
7.6%-13.3
The notch on each bar is the site average. Your full report is on your profile.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 06/10/2026
it's like Rick Sanchez and Cutty Flam (Franky from One Piece) had a child and it ran wild across the cosmos I'll probably give it a curious look unlike the Star Trek one I just outright ignore but even my diehard fandom has limits [literally] too old for this shit #DoctorWho
teaser image fir the new Doctor Who... thing Cbeebies is doing
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 06/10/2026
lol dying
A joyous scene with Nikaido in hospital.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 06/10/2026
This is also a thing. This is art.
Shot from S2 Ep 2 that resembles The Last Supper
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 05/10/2026
PURE ART I TELL YOU #rinpenrose
Screenshot from Rin Penrose's 4 Oct stream wherein Rin is admiring the masterful dress creation, done up in Photoshop to look like an artwork.
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 05/10/2026
i chortle when i see this in the bsky sidebar because i always imagine some right-wing dunce seeing it and reacting "HELL YEAH!" grossly missing the point as per usual.
Bluesky Banned Books Banner
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 05/10/2026
CORRECTION It ended up being 931% speed.
OSD reads Speed: 931.323%
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 05/10/2026
JESUS WOMAN STOP it's not going to happen this is the third time give up desist name your bot something else already
the julie bot is trying to follow me AGAIN
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 04/10/2026
the one in which, tired of taking The Doctor's shit, Barbara slips him the psychotropics and becomes his sleep paralysis demon until he chills out about her and Ian.
screenshot tampered with to look like night vision photography
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Paisley "Pumpkin Spicy" Peinforte 👻 @p3.paisleypeinforte.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Blagh forgot to put the subtitles on the right layer
Parody of a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand Ino Card with Natalie H. as Stand "Material Girl" and Trump as Stand Master "Donald Trump"
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