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Murder Mystery Lesbian. Tropical Cyberqueer. Acquired Taste.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/01/2025
Wilson house cuddy

When your polycule small
But y'all crazy
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Asahi's Corrections Officer @ comm grind!!! @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THEY PUT ISHIKAWA IN THE WRITING CAGE
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Velouria 🏳️‍⚧️ @baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
picture of tiramisu, text reading "the tiramisu fandom is dying repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
© Keith Thomson. 'Damsel in Red Dress.' Oil on canvas, 2026. 16 x 24 inches.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10/08/2026
Bring 'em in.
A squishy toy in a hot car. The sun is blazing above. There is a skull in the sun with glowing white-hot eyes. The text reads: Squishy burn summer. Squishy toys left in hot cars can burst and cause severe injuries. Always bring squishy toys inside where it's cool. Never heat squishy toys in a microwave or anywhere else.
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nat (7.5 spoilers) (Pandae) @nataliebee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It fills you even now, doesn’t it? The thirst. To open up my bottle, to feel the hydration fill your mouth and run over even as you drink deep. Good, good!
stormblood zenos but his sword holder is now a fruit punch gatorade
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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the biggest frown on my face when i realize the renaissance painting before me is just hetalia fanart in the year 2026
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Loon sketch!
Flat sketch of a Common Loon wading through black water- the ripples that silhouette their body
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Uncrustables™ is more than just a product. it's a philosophy. Be uncrustable. Live uncrustably.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 04/08/2026
BALTIMORE ! Family of Detained Filipino-American Demand Immediate End to Detainment! Community Rally Thursday August 6 5:30pm McKeldin Plaza, 100 E Pratt St, Baltimore, MD
Baltimore Fil-Am Community Organizer
Detained in the Philippines
COMMUNITY
BALLY
for the release of
Christina Pasion and
Binay Serrano from detention in the
Philippines.
Join us on the 7* anniversary of the attempted
assassination of US citizen
Brandon Lee by the Philipine mílitary.
McKeldín Plaza
Thur, August 6 5:30PM
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Auron from FFX
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
this is a fantastic star trek meme lmao im fuckin losin it
expectation: super ripped Chad adult wesley crusher in sleeveless rainbow shirt from that one episode

reality: Scraggly bearded scrawny short wil in a shirt with neil degrasse Tyson that says “my other bazinga is a TARDIS” in comic sans
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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
woke 2 WPA is going to reboot California’s Gold but for all 50 states. we find the friendliest guy (all genders) we can from the geographic opposite part of the country and they’re going to interview local Characters
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/07/2026
Happy 32nd day of Pride Month! To celebrate, here’s Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney with normal person head and shoulders
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Hiiroshiiii @hiiroshiiii.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Bayonetta too tall for philippines
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
As always
The X-Files. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder (David Duchovny). The caption reads, “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
cropped youtube screenshot from channel TheReportOfTheWeek titled "Is There ANYTHING That Isn't Getting Worse?" and reviewbrah looks like he totally cannot believe the bullcrap thats happening
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Final Fantasy XIV community has a bisexual valor theft problem
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Tagg the Otter🌻🍁 @taggtheotter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m gripping you all with a cartoonishly large hand. Listen very closely. In media, a character does not need to openly say what they are feeling or what they are, because the director is telling you through the medium of story telling. Lighting, shot composition, music choice, etc, IS your answer
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Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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chidorinnn @chidorinnn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i came across this tumblr post a while ago, and if this doesn’t describe the way fandom et al. approaches the unsavory thing the wol canonically does…
tumblr post by screamingvikings (aug 31, 2025):

I love Aymeric and Alphinaud and Edmont stressing over the obvious coup we've just committed getting rightly labelled a coup.

Sorry guys, i know the archbishop was a tyrant and the institution itself based on lies but that doesn't actually make killing him and preventing the legal selection of his successor any less of a coup. You're head of the military and you removed the head of state, what do you mean this wasn't a coup? Because it was for the greater good?
Because we're sad about it? Come on now. I committed regicide for you let's not get coy.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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femcel serial thriller @thatsacoinpurse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I dive in her cervix
2 CHAINZ "UPA REALESTS
MI
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Venat on the Rocks #FFXIV #FFXIVArt
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Shatter 🅅 𓅃⭐ @shatter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day! 💎✨
A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot of the Mothercrystal, a large glowing blue crystal surrounded by swirls of aether.
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ANGEL 🍏 7.5 NOW!!! @ienzo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
They had to kill papalymo because otherwise the hag off between him and Emet Selch would’ve been too powerful
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 15/04/2026
i can’t take catholicism seriously because their mascot last year was an anime funko pop and their mascot this year is the critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv with a free trial that includes heaven
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aby "abstinence" supreme @bucca.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
XIV tumblr does exist and it has much to offer btw
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
i ❣️ bodily autonomy
a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
shabangles
When I start to get emotional I immediately think "I'm so gay" and this is because straight people actually don't have emotions

glory-to-cobrastan
this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:
• outrage
• jealousy
• Situational Benevolence (aka "don't fight hate w/ hate")
• sports
• umami, the "Fifth Emotion"
• TGIF
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 31/07/2025
morning mood
Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 08/11/2024
gotta put my load-bearing post on here #ffxiv #ffxivart
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USAGI 🐇 @usagiboots.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 28/04/2025
Please help us correct misinformation! Our hotline is being incorrectly shared as "Canada's national suicide hotline open toll free for Americans". We are not a general crisis hotline, we exist exclusively to support the trans community. Find out more @ translifeline.org
translifeline.org
Home - Trans Lifeline
Radicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for
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