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Ouija Beard

@ouijabeard.satan.social
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I’m probably thinking about Satanism or house plants. Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated. Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path. NSFW but your boss is into it.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans people: gender is mostly vibes and chemicals. we're just trynna be happy in our bodies legions of cis people: i will devote the rest of my life to trying to destroy you with fire
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Layla A. Jones @laylaayanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First there was "the negro problem." Now racists are trying to coin a new version: "the Indian question." one of endless examples of why solidarity among Black people and other people of color, along with any socially vulnerable group, would benefit everyone.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 19/08/2026
Someone knows we are at the vet.
A tri-color corgi puppy giving perfect side eye. 

Caption is "someone knows we are at the vet"
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 19/08/2026
Fuck the Vindmans.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 31/07/2026
The mountain was indeed out today.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 26/07/2026
Welcome Home, Cheesecake! #Corgisky
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✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A black and white image with a dark, misty forest background. White text overlays the image with the quote: "Unfuck yourself. Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine."
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Politicians are doing more to protect Epstein Island pedophiles than they are to stop climate change
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 16/07/2026
I’ll stop running away from my problems when it stops working.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026
A lot of twinks will be setting up go fund me’s this week. I encourage those who can to help.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026
Wake up girl, Another republican senator just dropped.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm sure Lindsay Graham had people who cared about him and we should turn on those fucking pieces of shit next.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026
Omg I just heard the news that Donald Trump’s dog just died.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Props to Lindsey Graham for taking one for the team to distract from the rumors of Mitch McConnell’s death
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Israel Lowers Drones at Half Mast to Mourn Lindsey Graham
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/07/2026
Damn, not Lindsay Graham?! They move fast!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[breaks into therapist's house at 3AM and nudges him awake] What did you mean when you said I lack boundaries?
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Stay fresh, cheese bags
A cartoon depicts a figure in a white Ku Klux Klan robe and hood, with the robe blowing up in the wind like Marilyn Monroe's iconic pose. The figure wears dark pants, a belt with a holster, and shoes. A red and white emblem is visible on the chest of the robe. The text at the bottom reads: "Twitter: Felipe_Cartoons IG: felipe.makes.cartoons".
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
“Just because white people couldn’t do it doesn’t mean it was ALIENS” with pictures of various man-made wonders like the Easter Island statues and pyramids
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I should call him
"This could be us but you blocked me." Close-up of two feet covered in peanut butter and jelly.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 29/06/2026
Welcome to the Great American State Fair
Sreenshot: The Town Fair Scene in NoES part 6 Freddy’s Dead
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 29/06/2026
When a hit piece about Darializa Avila Chevalier answers the problem for the article below lol
One article describing the deleted posts from Darializa Avila Chevalier and her socialist/marxist ideology 

The article underneath discussing the stock market making rich people more rich and everyone else miserable.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/06/2026
I can't even manage this level of verbal eloquence on a good day, I aspire to the kind of chill who can make such a clear case while being carried away by the police.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
gonna be so funny now watching schumer and jeffries do vertical video about how much they hate The Man
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People’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
30 years for moving a box of zines. Des Sanchez Estrada was not even at the noise demo that led to this. The state is attempting to make an example of these anti-fascist political prisoners. We can expect the crackdowns to continue & escalate. Take this seriously. Don't back down
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DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO 30 YEARS IN PRISON FOR MOVING A BOX OF ANTIFASCIST ZINES
Anti-ICE activists received lengthy prison terms - including a 100-year sentence — in the first major trial of the NSPM-7 era.
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Ben Passmore PCX table 29 @benpassmore.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Never talk to a federal agent, don’t try and “out smart” them. Lying to them is a federal crime. Slickest thing you can do it say nothing. Slam that phone/door and call a lawyer or legal support. also don’t be private about agents calling around. warn your community.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#Caturday mood
Black cat with devil horns superimposed on its head, sitting on a textured surface with a patterned pillow behind it. White text overlaid on the image reads, "Today's a great day to cause absolute fucking chaos."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm on this new diet where I cut out carbs and sugar and yearn for the sweet release of death
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*a red sniper dot appears on my forehead*
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Paul Rieckhoff @rieckhoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Paramount+ played a huge commercial for War.gov. With Trump doing the super-aggressive voiceover for the Trumpian JOIN. THE. FIGHT. The deep and growing connection between the UFC and the military under Trump is a cornerstone of modern recruiting.
war.gov
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026
It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This could be us 🫶
A person in a dark jacket and hat is running away from a riot police officer holding a baton and shield. Text overlay reads: "Actual footage of me leaving the botanical gardens with the cuttings I 'found on the ground'"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 05/06/2026
drop an older person you're going to turn into in the future 🖤
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Leona Scream @editor.scot · 03/06/2026
CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this
Kermit the frog on a bike, looking happy and joyful
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BUM LUNG @bumlung.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Wrath Month
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Confide
Uh no, being queer isn’t my whole personality; I also hate cops.
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 30/05/2026
How do I block Madonna on Grindr?
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mood
Two women in a pink retro car drive past a burning data center with a skull and crossbones symbol. The passenger holds a lit Molotov cocktail aloft. The driver gestures with one finger. Speech bubbles read "GET IN LOSER." and "WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY A DATA CENTER!". The car's license plate reads "RRRIOT".
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I hope the UFC fighters back out next, and they have to make cabinet members fight
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My only question about Tulsi Gabbard is will the White House keep all 101 of the Dalmatians?
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Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 22/05/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
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