Reposted by Ouija Beard🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire 12696182 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger. 222672 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026trans people: gender is mostly vibes and chemicals. we're just trynna be happy in our bodies legions of cis people: i will devote the rest of my life to trying to destroy you with fire 9724117 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardLayla A. Jones @laylaayanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026First there was "the negro problem." Now racists are trying to coin a new version: "the Indian question." one of endless examples of why solidarity among Black people and other people of color, along with any socially vulnerable group, would benefit everyone.talkingpointsmemo.comChris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a ThingTo the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in... 210035 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this 241621365 0
Reposted by Ouija Beard✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy 2650001077 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026 825757 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 16/07/2026I’ll stop running away from my problems when it stops working. 000 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026A lot of twinks will be setting up go fund me’s this week. I encourage those who can to help. 020 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026Wake up girl, Another republican senator just dropped. 021 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardAdam @kels316.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm sure Lindsay Graham had people who cared about him and we should turn on those fucking pieces of shit next. 1274 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026Omg I just heard the news that Donald Trump’s dog just died. 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Props to Lindsey Graham for taking one for the team to distract from the rumors of Mitch McConnell’s death 827242 0
Reposted by Ouija Beardborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Israel Lowers Drones at Half Mast to Mourn Lindsey Graham 06213 0
Reposted by Ouija Beard🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/07/2026Damn, not Lindsay Graham?! They move fast! 1922440 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[breaks into therapist's house at 3AM and nudges him awake] What did you mean when you said I lack boundaries? 830864 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204005081 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 29/06/2026When a hit piece about Darializa Avila Chevalier answers the problem for the article below lol 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/06/2026I can't even manage this level of verbal eloquence on a good day, I aspire to the kind of chill who can make such a clear case while being carried away by the police. 413633 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gonna be so funny now watching schumer and jeffries do vertical video about how much they hate The Man 1246829 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardPeople’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 23/06/202630 years for moving a box of zines. Des Sanchez Estrada was not even at the noise demo that led to this. The state is attempting to make an example of these anti-fascist political prisoners. We can expect the crackdowns to continue & escalate. Take this seriously. Don't back down 9717380 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardBen Passmore PCX table 29 @benpassmore.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Never talk to a federal agent, don’t try and “out smart” them. Lying to them is a federal crime. Slickest thing you can do it say nothing. Slam that phone/door and call a lawyer or legal support. also don’t be private about agents calling around. warn your community. 0194106 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm on this new diet where I cut out carbs and sugar and yearn for the sweet release of death 417031 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardSungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 19/06/2026*a red sniper dot appears on my forehead* 162365395 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardPaul Rieckhoff @rieckhoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Paramount+ played a huge commercial for War.gov. With Trump doing the super-aggressive voiceover for the Trumpian JOIN. THE. FIGHT. The deep and growing connection between the UFC and the military under Trump is a cornerstone of modern recruiting.war.gov 1187 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight 2683702306 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him. 171493388 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 05/06/2026drop an older person you're going to turn into in the future 🖤 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardLeona Scream @editor.scot · 03/06/2026CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this 2353031466 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I hope the UFC fighters back out next, and they have to make cabinet members fight 1325929 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My only question about Tulsi Gabbard is will the White House keep all 101 of the Dalmatians? 4736542 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises 241625258 0