Reposted by Ouija Beard🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire 12696182 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger. 222672 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026trans people: gender is mostly vibes and chemicals. we're just trynna be happy in our bodies legions of cis people: i will devote the rest of my life to trying to destroy you with fire 9724117 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardLayla A. Jones @laylaayanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026First there was "the negro problem." Now racists are trying to coin a new version: "the Indian question." one of endless examples of why solidarity among Black people and other people of color, along with any socially vulnerable group, would benefit everyone.talkingpointsmemo.comChris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a ThingTo the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in... 210035 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comSears: I'll Call Now CommercialALT: Sears: I'll Call Now Commercial 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this 241621365 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 20/08/2026She forgave me the moment they gave her back to me. Lol 010 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 16/08/2026static.klipy.comJunior Healy Waving in Devil CostumeALT: Junior Healy Waving in Devil Costume 010 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 05/08/2026Congratulations to Abdul El-Sayed for beating your top donors last night. 010 0
Reposted by Ouija Beard✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy 2650001077 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026 825757 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 16/07/2026I’ll stop running away from my problems when it stops working. 000 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comMorticia Addams Reads 'The Cat in the Hat'ALT: Morticia Addams Reads 'The Cat in the Hat' 000 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026A lot of twinks will be setting up go fund me’s this week. I encourage those who can to help. 020 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026Babe, wake up, Another republican senator just dropped. 091 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026Wake up girl, Another republican senator just dropped. 021 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardAdam @kels316.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm sure Lindsay Graham had people who cared about him and we should turn on those fucking pieces of shit next. 1274 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 12/07/2026Omg I just heard the news that Donald Trump’s dog just died. 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Props to Lindsey Graham for taking one for the team to distract from the rumors of Mitch McConnell’s death 827242 0
Reposted by Ouija Beardborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Israel Lowers Drones at Half Mast to Mourn Lindsey Graham 06213 0
Reposted by Ouija Beard🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 12/07/2026Damn, not Lindsay Graham?! They move fast! 1922440 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[breaks into therapist's house at 3AM and nudges him awake] What did you mean when you said I lack boundaries? 830864 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204005081 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 29/06/2026When a hit piece about Darializa Avila Chevalier answers the problem for the article below lol 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/06/2026I can't even manage this level of verbal eloquence on a good day, I aspire to the kind of chill who can make such a clear case while being carried away by the police. 413633 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gonna be so funny now watching schumer and jeffries do vertical video about how much they hate The Man 1246829 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardPeople’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 23/06/202630 years for moving a box of zines. Des Sanchez Estrada was not even at the noise demo that led to this. The state is attempting to make an example of these anti-fascist political prisoners. We can expect the crackdowns to continue & escalate. Take this seriously. Don't back down 9717380 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardBen Passmore PCX table 29 @benpassmore.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Never talk to a federal agent, don’t try and “out smart” them. Lying to them is a federal crime. Slickest thing you can do it say nothing. Slam that phone/door and call a lawyer or legal support. also don’t be private about agents calling around. warn your community. 0194106 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 21/06/2026Omg this killed me. Not the way OJ killed Nicole, but close! 010 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 21/06/2026I ran a commander deck with Zo-Zu the Punisher and got the same reaction honestly. 100 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 20/06/2026Hard to believe this is a genuine statement from a guy in an elites only secret club with Peter Theil. *Sips tea But that’s all of our business. 020 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 20/06/2026@lastwordmsnow.bsky.social hey Lawrence, you gonna ask him about this since he’s too much of a coward to be honest about anything? You have him on your show enough. What say you? 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm on this new diet where I cut out carbs and sugar and yearn for the sweet release of death 417031 0
Ouija Beard @ouijabeard.satan.social · 19/06/2026static.klipy.comBlonde Woman Mimicking Funny FaceALT: Blonde Woman Mimicking Funny Face 010 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardSungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 19/06/2026*a red sniper dot appears on my forehead* 162365395 0
Reposted by Ouija BeardPaul Rieckhoff @rieckhoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Paramount+ played a huge commercial for War.gov. With Trump doing the super-aggressive voiceover for the Trumpian JOIN. THE. FIGHT. The deep and growing connection between the UFC and the military under Trump is a cornerstone of modern recruiting.war.gov 1187 0