Reposted by bauhaussa novamore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we really gotta fuckin [bleep so long it makes you late for work tomorrow] 1514
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 16/09/2026In 2018, I was traveling to the US for a wedding. For months, I had nightmares and panic attacks about crossing the border. I had to choose my reading material carefully in case they searched my bags and found something too "queer" or "political". I eventually chose Teaching a Stone to Talk.nytimes.comAnnie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil. 110
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 09/09/2026Last night I dreamt that I went to church and they handed out vapers for the incense. SOME ENTERPRISING ZOOMER CATHOLIC PLEASE INVENT THIS 020
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 05/09/2026Hey, does anyone remember "LJ Valentine"? You would enter your crush's LJ handle into a site, and if they also entered your handle, you'd get a little love note? Then a week later, the owner of the site made all the crush data public. Just thinking about that for no reason 010
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 05/09/2026Here's our local. You can climb into the mouth and look out at the world like you're Boone from Fallout! (They're threatening to tear her down, over my dead body) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caDrumheller's mega-popular tourist-luring dinosaur faces extinction. Now, the fight is on to save her | CBC NewsTyra the Tyrannosaurus, the lovable landmark that towers over the Drumheller skyline in the heart of the Canadian Badlands, is facing an extinction-level event. 041
Reposted by bauhaussa novaustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They do NOT make prayer books like they used to 13904252
Reposted by bauhaussa novaAvram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026χιγκλέντι-πιγκλέντι Captain Odysseus Took a long time coming Back home from war Mediterranean Voyage described in dac- tylic hexameter In days of yore 1176
Reposted by bauhaussa novadave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160233698
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 07/08/2026In an early episode of Alias, there's a junk drawer containing an 8"x11" photo of Victor Garber (which someone visiting his house uses to work out his identity in a different context). Ever since then, my friend and I talk about how we keep a headshot of Victor Garber in our junk drawer. 020
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 31/07/2026Me, waking up groggily: "I dreamt there were lanternfish in the library." My partner, gently: "What were they swimming in?" Me, my voice rising with urgency: "it was the *underwater* library" 040
Reposted by bauhaussa novathe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu 231138118
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 25/07/2026It's hard to beat 1980's Bowie in his own movie, and yet Catherine Deneuve pulls it off 030
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 13/07/2026Last night I dreamt that there was an itch.io game called Lick The Card where everyone just licked a card before laying it on the table 120
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 03/07/2026Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July 120
Reposted by bauhaussa novaCliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026not saying being queer is a choice, more that "is it a choice" should stop being the key question this isn't a criminal trial where we're deciding if you're culpable enough to charge you with first degree gay or if we can knock it down to manslover 928364
Reposted by bauhaussa novaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually. 3067191652
Reposted by bauhaussa novaEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 24/06/2026I can do anything I set my mind to. Anything at all. Just as long as it’s not something that I’m being paid for or that I’m expected to do or is due today or is good for my health or could advance my career or would help people who are counting on me or could benefit me in any possible way or 26617
Reposted by bauhaussa novaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables 5656641219
Reposted by bauhaussa novaTROUBLE @chitin.link · 20/01/2026(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise. 2766471968
Reposted by bauhaussa novaThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026May the fourth be icummin in, lhude sing grogu. 47812
Reposted by bauhaussa novaStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2025 1956287
Reposted by bauhaussa novaCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind 2254711669
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 26/04/2026Tech for left-handed people! Fancy mice especially. There are like 4 gaming mice that come in left-handed versions and they all suck. 030
Reposted by bauhaussa novaEmily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I may as well reshare it myself 😇 5168041708
Reposted by bauhaussa novaTV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23/04/2026the plainest evidence that AI is worthless is that they're forcing it on regular assholes instead of keeping it for themselves it's a scam along the lines of those guys who go "take my expensive courses about how to make money and become a *millionaire* just like *me*!" 34113
Reposted by bauhaussa novaKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 16/04/2026I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur. HUMMINGSAUR 1202485539
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 13/04/2026"I really need to master the subjunctive." "Mood." 020
Reposted by bauhaussa novaEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted 58191965299
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 07/04/2026The French CBC is talking at length about a trendy portmanteau without ever using the word "portmanteau", presumably because it's not French enough 050
Reposted by bauhaussa novaslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/04/2026[youth pastor voice] easter teaches us that it has to be so over before we're so back 320949
Reposted by bauhaussa novamore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/01/2024A father and son get in a car crash and are rushed to the hospital. The father dies. The boy is taken to the operating room and Frankenstein says, “I can operate on this boy.” How is this possible? A: Frankenstein is the doctor. 1064370
Reposted by bauhaussa novacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/01/2026i keep hearing about how gracious and welcoming we're going to need to be to people who are waking up and realizing they've been supporting fascism but y'all are going to have to do that bc i'm a hater ass bitch 2451150
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 21/01/2026I once tutored a student who was assigned a (Steinbeck? idr) story where a gangster was threatening a shopkeeper in this way. She could NOT parse his threats as anything but friendliness, even after I walked her through the signs that all the "I want the best for you" stuff was insincere. 110
Reposted by bauhaussa novaMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The most unsubtle, heavy-handed claims made by pomo academic types have turned out to all be true. Gender is a relation of domination that requires constant, affirming witness. Capitalism will require extractive colonial relations. There’s no subtlety. Every day is like a 101 seminar at Oberlin. 221367284
Reposted by bauhaussa novaZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 16/12/2025“Don’t worry we only use the Death Star for its long range space travel capabilities” 662877
Reposted by bauhaussa nova☀️ @stel.energy · 14/12/2025dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost 6488110
Reposted by bauhaussa novaMr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 08/07/2024You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you 3871803218
Reposted by bauhaussa novanora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 30/11/2025i can't find it but there's a tumblr post about a fandom where everyone is talking about how good the toast is at a new restaurant and then it turns out they were all bringing their own jam to the restaurant and putting it on the toast. that's how i feel about gay stuff in dnd 438189
Reposted by bauhaussa novaused @usedpizza.bsky.social · 17/11/2025losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment 6267102062
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 08/11/2025A friend asked about dream interpretation, which inspired me to see if the dream dictionary that I had as a teenage occultist is still in print. Not only does Amazon still carry the same bright purple edition, you can also get some bonus marriage drama! 000
Reposted by bauhaussa novastuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 30/10/2025This is just to say I have looked on the works that were in the desert and which you were probably thinking would still stand Forgive me they were trunkless so vast and so old 4856230
bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 31/10/2025I dreamt that I met a friend who died a few years ago IRL. He told me he's "working for LinkedIn now" 041