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bauhaussa nova

@oudin.northsky.social
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"A writer is one to whom writing comes harder than to anybody else." (Thomas Mann) she/her. I'll write a double dactyl about anything.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really gotta fuckin [bleep so long it makes you late for work tomorrow]
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
In 2018, I was traveling to the US for a wedding. For months, I had nightmares and panic attacks about crossing the border. I had to choose my reading material carefully in case they searched my bags and found something too "queer" or "political". I eventually chose Teaching a Stone to Talk.
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Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81
Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last night I dreamt that I went to church and they handed out vapers for the incense. SOME ENTERPRISING ZOOMER CATHOLIC PLEASE INVENT THIS
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey, does anyone remember "LJ Valentine"? You would enter your crush's LJ handle into a site, and if they also entered your handle, you'd get a little love note? Then a week later, the owner of the site made all the crush data public. Just thinking about that for no reason
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here's our local. You can climb into the mouth and look out at the world like you're Boone from Fallout! (They're threatening to tear her down, over my dead body) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Drumheller's mega-popular tourist-luring dinosaur faces extinction. Now, the fight is on to save her | CBC News
Tyra the Tyrannosaurus, the lovable landmark that towers over the Drumheller skyline in the heart of the Canadian Badlands, is facing an extinction-level event.
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
applying for jobs
An online job application with two "Qualifying Questions".  The first is "Do you get energy from working with a variety of people?"  It has an asterisk, meaning it's a required question. The second is "Do you consider yourself adaptable?"  No asterisk this time for some reason.  In both text boxes I typed No
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They do NOT make prayer books like they used to
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
χιγκλέντι-πιγκλέντι Captain Odysseus Took a long time coming Back home from war Mediterranean Voyage described in dac- tylic hexameter In days of yore
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
In an early episode of Alias, there's a junk drawer containing an 8"x11" photo of Victor Garber (which someone visiting his house uses to work out his identity in a different context). Ever since then, my friend and I talk about how we keep a headshot of Victor Garber in our junk drawer.
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 31/07/2026
Me, waking up groggily: "I dreamt there were lanternfish in the library." My partner, gently: "What were they swimming in?" Me, my voice rising with urgency: "it was the *underwater* library"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's hard to beat 1980's Bowie in his own movie, and yet Catherine Deneuve pulls it off
Catherine Deneuve plays the hottest vampire of all time in the Hunger (1983)
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 13/07/2026
Last night I dreamt that there was an itch.io game called Lick The Card where everyone just licked a card before laying it on the table
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 04/07/2026
Go home sparrow, you're drunk. 🪶
A photo from a smart feeder. A house sparrow appears to be falling off the feeding platform, ass over teakettle.
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July
A phallic-looking sweet potato sits next to a sweet potato that resembles a butt in a grocery store.
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
not saying being queer is a choice, more that "is it a choice" should stop being the key question this isn't a criminal trial where we're deciding if you're culpable enough to charge you with first degree gay or if we can knock it down to manslover
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 24/06/2026
I can do anything I set my mind to. Anything at all. Just as long as it’s not something that I’m being paid for or that I’m expected to do or is due today or is good for my health or could advance my career or would help people who are counting on me or could benefit me in any possible way or
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
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TROUBLE @chitin.link · 20/01/2026
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fourth be icummin in, lhude sing grogu.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2025
analog heart (@possumfan777) on twitter: "hahaha dude your friends only like you because you radiate joy and two minutes in your company is enough to brighten their day significantly 101. they only keep you around because they love you dearly and cherish the place you have reserved for them in your heart Imao"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tech for left-handed people! Fancy mice especially. There are like 4 gaming mice that come in left-handed versions and they all suck.
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I may as well reshare it myself 😇
NUNS:
Reading
Praying
ECSTATIC VISIONS.
Gardening
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TV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the plainest evidence that AI is worthless is that they're forcing it on regular assholes instead of keeping it for themselves it's a scam along the lines of those guys who go "take my expensive courses about how to make money and become a *millionaire* just like *me*!"
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 16/04/2026
I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur. HUMMINGSAUR
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Chat,
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
"I really need to master the subjunctive." "Mood."
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 07/04/2026
The French CBC is talking at length about a trendy portmanteau without ever using the word "portmanteau", presumably because it's not French enough
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/04/2026
[youth pastor voice] easter teaches us that it has to be so over before we're so back
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 12/02/2026
Post a tree that you photographed
A photo of a pine forest in Western Canada. A single tree in the foreground rises above the rest.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
A father and son get in a car crash and are rushed to the hospital. The father dies. The boy is taken to the operating room and Frankenstein says, “I can operate on this boy.” How is this possible? A: Frankenstein is the doctor.
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i keep hearing about how gracious and welcoming we're going to need to be to people who are waking up and realizing they've been supporting fascism but y'all are going to have to do that bc i'm a hater ass bitch
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 21/01/2026
I once tutored a student who was assigned a (Steinbeck? idr) story where a gangster was threatening a shopkeeper in this way. She could NOT parse his threats as anything but friendliness, even after I walked her through the signs that all the "I want the best for you" stuff was insincere.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The most unsubtle, heavy-handed claims made by pomo academic types have turned out to all be true. Gender is a relation of domination that requires constant, affirming witness. Capitalism will require extractive colonial relations. There’s no subtlety. Every day is like a 101 seminar at Oberlin.
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Garrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
a sign that says “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY OR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE AN ARTISTIC DECISION”
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 16/12/2025
“Don’t worry we only use the Death Star for its long range space travel capabilities”
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☀️ @stel.energy · 14/12/2025
dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 08/07/2024
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pleased at this timeline juxtaposition
Two adjacent posts on my timeline. The top one is an announcement that today celebrates the roe deer in the French republican calendar. The second is a trailcam photo of a surprised deer lit by a flash at night.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 30/11/2025
i can't find it but there's a tumblr post about a fandom where everyone is talking about how good the toast is at a new restaurant and then it turns out they were all bringing their own jam to the restaurant and putting it on the toast. that's how i feel about gay stuff in dnd
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used @usedpizza.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 08/11/2025
A friend asked about dream interpretation, which inspired me to see if the dream dictionary that I had as a teenage occultist is still in print. Not only does Amazon still carry the same bright purple edition, you can also get some bonus marriage drama!
An Amazon review by "Monday's Destiny" that reads:

Fourteen years ago I had this book, and actually... "I lived by it," dream by dream. Because I'm a dreamer, and my dreams always come true. Believe this: I actually slept with my dream book, therefore, when I got married my husband made me get rid of it. I never stop dreaming. My husband not knowing...I tried several other dream books to interpret my dreams. Then I found this dream book, which is: the Zolar's Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams by Zolar Entertainment, and I ordered it. As of today, I'm living proof the ZEDOD is the most accurate dream reference book to have for one's self.
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This is just to say I have looked on the works that were in the desert and which you were probably thinking would still stand Forgive me they were trunkless so vast and so old
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bauhaussa nova @oudin.northsky.social · 31/10/2025
I dreamt that I met a friend who died a few years ago IRL. He told me he's "working for LinkedIn now"
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