Reposted by Austin GilkesonRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 10hThe peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy. 11519109
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 17hTolkien’s Fall of Numenor is absolutely the great story of our time: a mighty civilization brought to catastrophe by a small group of powerful men chasing immortality due to fear of death. Sadly, RINGS OF POWER has proven itself incapable of giving that story any heft. 2110
Reposted by Austin Gilkesonmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant 241155145
Reposted by Austin GilkesonDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13594121559
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 19hLike the entire point of all art is human connection, not something “personalized.” 370
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This morning’s commute thoughts: George RR Martin is a 19th Centuru novelist trapped in the 21st Century. If he could just write ASOIAF serially, he’d be fine. The need for distinct books is holding him back. 1101
Reposted by Austin Gilkesondisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Evil capybaras in YA novels have ruined us. 0373
Reposted by Austin GilkesonDave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What an annoying and also lovely aspect of the forming brain that I can hear a random 1980s record and, because I heard it a lot when I was a toddler, genuinely believe it contains sounds that describe a different, half-magic reality. 0164
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t think she has much chance of winning the White House (yet) but she’d be a phenomenal senator. 060
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*singing along to Outkast* Son: I’m sorry Ms Jackson oooohh Me: I AM FOUR EELS Son *glaring*: Never meant to make your daughter cry Me: I AM SEVERAL FISH AND NOT A GUY Son: Shut up, Dad! 2160
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Talent is absolutely NOT a lie, but you should still do it anyway. 1160
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I live in Texas and had not heard of the song until this week. 160
Reposted by Austin GilkesonAsher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.* 21414402
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sometimes the thing that happens isn’t illuminating of a larger societal trend. Sometimes you’re just a weirdo who does weird things. 1130
Reposted by Austin Gilkesondisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rhaenyra Targaryen as a character is Buddhist-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing. 0134
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think advertising your product as an existential threat to humanity and personal livelihoods was probably a mistake on the part of the AI industry. 050
Reposted by Austin GilkesonNicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Periplus, a mentorship collective serving US-based early-career writers of color, is now accepting applications for our 2027 class of fellows! Apply by Oct. 11: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... You can learn more about Periplus (including fellowship eligibility requirements) at bit.ly/periplusfaqdocs.google.com 1170185
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Olde English” is Shakespeare’s English, presumably. “Old English” is Anglisc, the language of BEOWULF. “Old, English” is how I introduce myself at faculty gatherings when asked to share two facts about myself. 1101
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My son started listening to Outkast, so I introduced him to the sacred text: Four eels. 1220
Reposted by Austin GilkesonTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not a thing we know or will ever know can come from anything other than this deep well of care and patience, of being together with difficulty. 115215
Reposted by Austin GilkesonTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Continuously in awe of the fact that all knowledge builds on learned knowledge. If you ever have the chance, watch the patience of an early-childhood educator guiding a kid through a difficult new idea and then consider the entire communal effort of generational education throughout history. 847075
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Went to see COYOTE VS ACME with the kiddo and it was really fun! 1140
Reposted by Austin GilkesonChristopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV 874796901
Reposted by Austin GilkesonSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159191003840
Reposted by Austin GilkesonLEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some old ones for #batmanday 11689251
Reposted by Austin GilkesonDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 159167184682
Reposted by Austin GilkesonMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Correction: A company marketing a cartoon character obtained the cooperation of an opportunistic journalist for an infomercial, and it failed. 19810149
Reposted by Austin GilkesonCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354211205
Reposted by Austin GilkesonRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now" 11403101
Reposted by Austin Gilkesonhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026rip annie dillard 1134071130
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I do not have the constitution to watch OTHER MOMMY. 320
Reposted by Austin Gilkesondarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the talking fox pondering the mysterious sight of not one but three hobbits sleeping out of doors under a tree 1836222
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Huh. Well now I actually do wish for him to Mackle more. 150
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Also I would imagine that 99% of the people arguing about the Texas senate race On Here do not actually live in Texas. 1100
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you care deeply about your subject and about your students, you’ve got 90% of the job down. The rest is paperwork. 0100
Reposted by Austin GilkesonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026 215117
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Was just telling students yesterday that AI writing in my Honors course will always get a mediocre or bad grade because it’s bland and insipid. 071
Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026None of the MSM coverage of the midterm convention has headlines about the president having his party swear an oath to him to commit voter fraud. 130