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Austin Gilkeson

@osutein.bsky.social
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Author of MAGGIE THE DREAD (Little Bee '26). Out now: bit.ly/4otNj07. Writer and teacher. Essays in NYRB, McSweeney's, Foreign Policy, Catapult, Vulture, &c.

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 10h
The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 17h
Tolkien’s Fall of Numenor is absolutely the great story of our time: a mighty civilization brought to catastrophe by a small group of powerful men chasing immortality due to fear of death. Sadly, RINGS OF POWER has proven itself incapable of giving that story any heft.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 19h
Like the entire point of all art is human connection, not something “personalized.”
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This morning’s commute thoughts: George RR Martin is a 19th Centuru novelist trapped in the 21st Century. If he could just write ASOIAF serially, he’d be fine. The need for distinct books is holding him back.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Evil capybaras in YA novels have ruined us.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s not better, Ken.
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an annoying and also lovely aspect of the forming brain that I can hear a random 1980s record and, because I heard it a lot when I was a toddler, genuinely believe it contains sounds that describe a different, half-magic reality.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh THAT’S where I left it.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think she has much chance of winning the White House (yet) but she’d be a phenomenal senator.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No thank you.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*singing along to Outkast* Son: I’m sorry Ms Jackson oooohh Me: I AM FOUR EELS Son *glaring*: Never meant to make your daughter cry Me: I AM SEVERAL FISH AND NOT A GUY Son: Shut up, Dad!
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Talent is absolutely NOT a lie, but you should still do it anyway.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in Texas and had not heard of the song until this week.
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.*
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes the thing that happens isn’t illuminating of a larger societal trend. Sometimes you’re just a weirdo who does weird things.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rhaenyra Targaryen as a character is Buddhist-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think advertising your product as an existential threat to humanity and personal livelihoods was probably a mistake on the part of the AI industry.
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Periplus, a mentorship collective serving US-based early-career writers of color, is now accepting applications for our 2027 class of fellows! Apply by Oct. 11: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... You can learn more about Periplus (including fellowship eligibility requirements) at bit.ly/periplusfaq
docs.google.com
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Olde English” is Shakespeare’s English, presumably. “Old English” is Anglisc, the language of BEOWULF. “Old, English” is how I introduce myself at faculty gatherings when asked to share two facts about myself.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My son started listening to Outkast, so I introduced him to the sacred text: Four eels.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have, like, 30 damn brains.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not a thing we know or will ever know can come from anything other than this deep well of care and patience, of being together with difficulty.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Continuously in awe of the fact that all knowledge builds on learned knowledge. If you ever have the chance, watch the patience of an early-childhood educator guiding a kid through a difficult new idea and then consider the entire communal effort of generational education throughout history.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Went to see COYOTE VS ACME with the kiddo and it was really fun!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some old ones for #batmanday
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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David Samblas @dsamblas.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
If was me POV:
Same pintures as the mention, but last two blur
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Correction: A company marketing a cartoon character obtained the cooperation of an opportunistic journalist for an infomercial, and it failed.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who cares what that fool thinks.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I do not have the constitution to watch OTHER MOMMY.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We require unprecedented levels of mackle.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
King Angmar
ALT: King Angmar
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the talking fox pondering the mysterious sight of not one but three hobbits sleeping out of doors under a tree
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Huh. Well now I actually do wish for him to Mackle more.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also I would imagine that 99% of the people arguing about the Texas senate race On Here do not actually live in Texas.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you care deeply about your subject and about your students, you’ve got 90% of the job down. The rest is paperwork.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
"POV: visiting your grandma"

[Extra wrinkly Morpheus (from The Matrix) wearing reflective sunglasses showing Neo. Below, outstretched hands offer a strawberry hard candy and a Werther's Original candy.]
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was just telling students yesterday that AI writing in my Honors course will always get a mediocre or bad grade because it’s bland and insipid.
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LMAO
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
None of the MSM coverage of the midterm convention has headlines about the president having his party swear an oath to him to commit voter fraud.
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