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tianastummy @tianastummy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
texts from ur friends upon wakeup <333
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2026
to be clear, this fascist shit is happening because the king told a lie about vandalism and they're retroactively arresting people to try to make it seem like it's true
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
nothing in the US is getting better until we start start treating this kind of thing as what it is: a form of bribery
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
Recap if you missed it
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I just need to see comeuppance for people who do evil things at some point in my life, this whole thing of letting them do the most deranged shit with no consequences has been a disaster, I don't think it's good for anyone's soul to see monsters get away with it every day.
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I do think ai psychosis is kind of funny in terms of revealing how many men are apparently already quietly going around thinking they're on the verge of inventing a new kind of math or physics
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 09/06/2026
nintendo announced they are remaking the last christmas you had before the divorce
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (remake) announced, coming 2026
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I see people are talking about speed limiters as a viable tech in America and everything else aside: I need you all to realize that we destroyed civil society because Applebee's was closed for a few weeks in some states during a deadly pandemic. I don't think we're getting speed limiters
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
AOC: This is what I want people to understand: this is our money. When you pay your taxes, that money is being stolen to pay for a vanity project like a ballroom or whatever it is that this guy wants to do, instead of what it should be used for…
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/06/2026
voters will relate to someone who harbors a terrible curse
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 04/06/2026
Ken Jones, a retired San Francisco firefighter, has died from lung cancer after Blue Shield denied his treatment claims Any 2028 candidate who does not champion universal healthcare is a non-starter. I will not vote for someone who kills my neighbors for "shareholder value." You can go burn in hell
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
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Ky @ky.fyi · 02/06/2026
i just want some fuckin trains, man
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the trick to understanding these announcements is that if they cite a US politician or official they are fake
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry economics
A four frames comics about how I can afford strawberries as a 34 year old adult. The first frame shows a bunch of gariguette strawberries in a box at the supermarket. The text reads: "STRAWBERRIES ON SALE". In the second frame I am holding the box of strawberries happily, saying "And I have enough money left to afford them!". In the third frame I am eating them and saying "Mmm a scrumptious treat...". In the fourth frame I am closing my eyes and thinking "The economy is very bad".
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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mastodon post from lennie on the instance skull.website reading: 

french goverment: we 'ave raised ze price of stinky cheese by 0.5%

french people: we are on our way to parliament with grenade launchers.

british government: it's illegal to strike now. we have abolished 'hospital'. the police are allowed to spit on you

british people: oh bother, how tiresome. i wonder if this was caused by genders
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026
today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/05/2026
Inflation is at a three-year high. Everything costs more — groceries, gas, healthcare, a plane ticket. The math is simple. Every American dollar spent overseas on war is a dollar that could’ve been spent here at home to pay for a dignified life. It's time we change the equation.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I've programmed an AI video lady with giant honkers to read my posts on youtube in order to Reach The Voters
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Public Universal Moron @thepum.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The phrase "first time since 2007," is to economists what "until first contact with Europe," is to historians; a portent of doom.
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Once more, for visibility: "Bullet trains will wipe out short-haul flights."
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12/05/2026
well, yeah www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/b...
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China Increasingly Views Trump’s America as an Empire in Decline
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/05/2026
of course that's on me for forgetting that outside my own little bubble of news and politics, bluesky is primarily an amateur gay pornography website
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Social Media in 2035
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/05/2026
BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed
Jackie Treehorn drawing of the guy with a boner
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/04/2026
advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Provide the social safety so that grandmothers don’t have to take multiple jobs to pay for their husbands cancer treatment
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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John Holbo @jholbo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient. Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hmm
The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2026
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.
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