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@oscarandjeeves.northsky.social
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the most hydrated gamer | #1 hater of generative AI | powered by peanut butter | dimensionally misplaced novelist | she/her profile pic by @cozydalia.bsky.social 💖

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rohan 🇦🇶 @ryderr9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can just shut the fuck up instead of having a "shutting the fuck up ceremony"
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 02/10/2026
Blocked for being levelheaded about cheese
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula…..🦇
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Collin's Updog Question
Alt: A gif of Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows, sitting in a cubicle farm with his bald head and glasses poking up above a partition and saying, "Do you have any updog?"
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
my own family has treated me this way
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Plashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘While Hamlet delivers his soliloquy, the ghost of his father hoovers in the background’.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
As Boyfriend and I like to say, "It's a SPECTRUM for a reason"
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
I shit you not, this is what I, a severe arachnophobe, was typing at the very moment I looked up and saw the second-largest spider I've ever laid eyes upon
Screenshot of a document where the last sentence is "Theoretically, you can go into cardiac arrest for any number of reasons, including hypothermia or getting jump scared."
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
Came across an opportunity that looks almost like my ideal job. The application requires a document submission that I'm working hard on...and for the first time in decades, I have some gas in the tank again. Could I get your good vibes and well wishes? I'm starting to want this...a lot. A LOT.
Image from Allie Brosh's blog "Hyperbole and a Half," showing a fictional creature called an "alot," which a person in a red shirt is hugging. Text on the image says "I care about this alot." The alot is sort of shaped like a huge capybara without a snout. It looks like it has brown fur and has horns near the top of its head. It is frowning intensely, a la Grumpy Cat, but the way its eyes are drawn makes it look more confused than anything. (The pupils are different sizes, and they point in different directions.)
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/09/2026
My local mockingbirds can mimic a half dozen different car alarms. They can string those alarm sounds together in novel ways. This does not mean they have a driver’s license.
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Let he who has not used alphabet soup for divination throw the first stone
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/09/2026
One of the things I hate most about AI is that now I first approach a lot of art with suspicion instead of awe
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✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
all the ai people remind me of sam neil towards the end of ‘event horizon’
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026
I live for that. I live for the incredibly diverse spectrum of people in my life with centuries of combined experience who argue and riff off and care for each other. genAI is just a house of mirrors, sound and fury signifying nothing. I find that repellent.
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
give me puppy piles or give me death!
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i love pretending that because it is september it is time to watch spooky movies when i am someone who has been watching them all year
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Abstract Tesseract @abstracttesseract.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh my god I left my computer alone for a couple minutes and it FELL ASLEEP i think it might be alive
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👻Weirdo In The Crawlspace🎃 @long-sigh-studios.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
God, you put on a cursed amulet and become enthralled by deathless evil just one time, and nobody ever lets you live it down.
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's been a bad period week, but at least I get to pretend I'm Lady Macbeth yelling, "Out, damned spot!"
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can't tell if something is trying to rip my lower spine out from the inside or if I want something to rip my lower spine out from the outside
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Antici
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
This one's REALLY fucking disappointing. I had a pre-order and everything. Not anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bobby “The Brain” Hernan @seuqram.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Me whenever I read my physical book
Portrait of a stern historical gentleman in an ornate tan coat, white cravat, and long dark hair, posed against a muted background.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The goose was not valued. The lasagna is unrelated.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 11/02/2026
them: im a dog person me, frantically googling "how to kill werewolves": oh cool
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe I'm in the minority here but if people who support AI are being shamed into silence then it's working. The shame is working as intended. The left's biggest problem is that it's afraid to hurt the feelings of folks who need to have their feelings hurt. Let them experience introspection for once
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A social media screenshot shows a man in a sleeveless red shirt holding an ornate futuristic handgun beside a blue-and-yellow checkered vehicle. A large, empty white speech bubble with a black outline covers the bottom portion of the image. Below it is a post from “USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST,” containing a rambling, mock-archaic joke about being slain with a greatsword, “house variet[y],” a meth house, and ending with “Homodoxical-style? UwU?”
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nice skull you got there. It’d be a shame if something smashed it into a historically anomalous amount of pieces.
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Gago @spurgelwurg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's fake and a scam. A product from a text string squeezed trough a filter of stolen together work and then regurgitating as an interpolated average, as an attempt simulate the real thing. A product from a digital parasite. Just worthless, meaningless noise.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 18/08/2026
"WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there." Brandon Sanderson.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
572) Pipebot. Affect an air of sophistication at the gentlemen's club with this tobacco-free pipe pal. Occasionally treacherous. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a traditional tobacco pipe, with its smiling face on the bowl and two little banded legs underneath. Smoke curls from its top. Its proportions and design are the same as the "pipe" featured in René Magritte's La Trahison des images (The Treachery of Images), with the Small Robots Logo in font that resembles cursive handwriting, like the words, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" ("This is not a pipe") that appear on that work.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/08/2026
drinking la croix as a memento mori
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
🌟🕯️✨ manifesting ✨🕯️🌟
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/08/2026
KEEP BULLYING THEM IT WORKS
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The AI Slop Backlash Is Actually Having an Impact
Platforms are finally recognizing that people don’t want to consume AI slop. A growing number of sites and apps now have tools and policies to flag, label, and ban AI-generated content.
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 10/08/2026
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare—
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Booze Cruisetamante @danceofoi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh good, I was hoping someone with a podcast would weigh in
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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i have my dominant hand stuck in a peanut butter jar right this very second do you know how difficult that made typing this out of course you don't; nobody understands our plight
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/11/2025
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
someone doesn't want to get up this morning, and it's not just me
A white dog with tan ears and tan spots on his nose and feet is curled up next to me, snuggled on a blue and white blanket
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
can confirm, I have a pathological need to Know Things, and it's why I am the way I am
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
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impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have friends I definitely have friends Friends, friends, friendly friends Hopefully they remember we are friends because I spend a lot of time faded into the background but am still reliably there, like a shadow
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 31/07/2026
Avoid such fates by doing as I do: (1) Never use AI for any part of your book, (2) loudly tell everyone how much you hate AI on social media
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm taking a short stroll inside the antique store, making sure that none of the haunted objects are too haunted. This is one of the services I provide the community, although as of yet no one has asked me to do this.
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