Reposted by impressionist brainrohan 🇦🇶 @ryderr9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you can just shut the fuck up instead of having a "shutting the fuck up ceremony" 2304
Reposted by impressionist brainJännät @jaennaet.fi · 02/10/2026Blocked for being levelheaded about cheese 092
Reposted by impressionist brainUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese. 301688553
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 30/09/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula…..🦇static.klipy.comCollin's Updog QuestionAlt: A gif of Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows, sitting in a cubicle farm with his bald head and glasses poking up above a partition and saying, "Do you have any updog?" 010
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 29/09/2026my own family has treated me this way 000
Reposted by impressionist brainPlashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026‘While Hamlet delivers his soliloquy, the ghost of his father hoovers in the background’. 819912
Reposted by impressionist braincait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain 1288989
Reposted by impressionist brainburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32527501
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 18/09/2026As Boyfriend and I like to say, "It's a SPECTRUM for a reason" 110
Reposted by impressionist brainElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76769831131
Reposted by impressionist brainAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72545501
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 17/09/2026I shit you not, this is what I, a severe arachnophobe, was typing at the very moment I looked up and saw the second-largest spider I've ever laid eyes upon 000
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 11/09/2026Came across an opportunity that looks almost like my ideal job. The application requires a document submission that I'm working hard on...and for the first time in decades, I have some gas in the tank again. Could I get your good vibes and well wishes? I'm starting to want this...a lot. A LOT. 240
Reposted by impressionist brainKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/09/2026My local mockingbirds can mimic a half dozen different car alarms. They can string those alarm sounds together in novel ways. This does not mean they have a driver’s license. 32299
Reposted by impressionist brainAndrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Let he who has not used alphabet soup for divination throw the first stone 0213
Reposted by impressionist brainDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/09/2026One of the things I hate most about AI is that now I first approach a lot of art with suspicion instead of awe 231476328
Reposted by impressionist brain✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026all the ai people remind me of sam neil towards the end of ‘event horizon’ 1333
Reposted by impressionist brains. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026I live for that. I live for the incredibly diverse spectrum of people in my life with centuries of combined experience who argue and riff off and care for each other. genAI is just a house of mirrors, sound and fury signifying nothing. I find that repellent. 134623
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 03/09/2026give me puppy piles or give me death! 010
Reposted by impressionist brainMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i love pretending that because it is september it is time to watch spooky movies when i am someone who has been watching them all year 31028
Reposted by impressionist brainAbstract Tesseract @abstracttesseract.bsky.social · 31/08/2026oh my god I left my computer alone for a couple minutes and it FELL ASLEEP i think it might be alive 261640
Reposted by impressionist brain👻Weirdo In The Crawlspace🎃 @long-sigh-studios.bsky.social · 02/12/2025God, you put on a cursed amulet and become enthralled by deathless evil just one time, and nobody ever lets you live it down. 1101
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 28/08/2026It's been a bad period week, but at least I get to pretend I'm Lady Macbeth yelling, "Out, damned spot!" 020
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 26/08/2026I can't tell if something is trying to rip my lower spine out from the inside or if I want something to rip my lower spine out from the outside 020
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 26/08/2026This one's REALLY fucking disappointing. I had a pre-order and everything. Not anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Reposted by impressionist brainBobby “The Brain” Hernan @seuqram.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Me whenever I read my physical book 0103
Reposted by impressionist brainGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The goose was not valued. The lasagna is unrelated. 1391
Reposted by impressionist brain the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 11/02/2026them: im a dog person me, frantically googling "how to kill werewolves": oh cool 319638
Reposted by impressionist brainjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Maybe I'm in the minority here but if people who support AI are being shamed into silence then it's working. The shame is working as intended. The left's biggest problem is that it's afraid to hurt the feelings of folks who need to have their feelings hurt. Let them experience introspection for once 2752571400
Reposted by impressionist brainGreg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Nice skull you got there. It’d be a shame if something smashed it into a historically anomalous amount of pieces. 01187
Reposted by impressionist brainGago @spurgelwurg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's fake and a scam. A product from a text string squeezed trough a filter of stolen together work and then regurgitating as an interpolated average, as an attempt simulate the real thing. A product from a digital parasite. Just worthless, meaningless noise. 081
Reposted by impressionist brainSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 18/08/2026"WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there." Brandon Sanderson. 913923
Reposted by impressionist brainSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026572) Pipebot. Affect an air of sophistication at the gentlemen's club with this tobacco-free pipe pal. Occasionally treacherous. #SmallRobotsRemastered 37515
Reposted by impressionist brainfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/08/2026drinking la croix as a memento mori 1161
Reposted by impressionist brainSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/08/2026KEEP BULLYING THEM IT WORKSwired.comThe AI Slop Backlash Is Actually Having an ImpactPlatforms are finally recognizing that people don’t want to consume AI slop. A growing number of sites and apps now have tools and policies to flag, label, and ban AI-generated content. 2663332782
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 10/08/2026What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare— 0120
Reposted by impressionist brainBooze Cruisetamante @danceofoi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Oh good, I was hoping someone with a podcast would weigh in 0166349
Reposted by impressionist brainTV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i have my dominant hand stuck in a peanut butter jar right this very second do you know how difficult that made typing this out of course you don't; nobody understands our plight 1171
Reposted by impressionist brainRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/11/2025This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally. 5666181712
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 07/08/2026someone doesn't want to get up this morning, and it's not just me 020
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 06/08/2026can confirm, I have a pathological need to Know Things, and it's why I am the way I am 010
Reposted by impressionist brainJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you! 19867961120
impressionist brain @oscarandjeeves.northsky.social · 06/08/2026I have friends I definitely have friends Friends, friends, friendly friends Hopefully they remember we are friends because I spend a lot of time faded into the background but am still reliably there, like a shadow 000
Reposted by impressionist brainJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 31/07/2026Avoid such fates by doing as I do: (1) Never use AI for any part of your book, (2) loudly tell everyone how much you hate AI on social media 857983
Reposted by impressionist brainJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm taking a short stroll inside the antique store, making sure that none of the haunted objects are too haunted. This is one of the services I provide the community, although as of yet no one has asked me to do this. 726252