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Owen Storey

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Cryptid Caelus @caemck.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
omg kitty hi meme with mayor mamdani
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The time for state police to arrest the ICE agent is yesterday. You may still be able to do it now. Once that's done, start investigating those who participated in the cover-up.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 08/01/2026
It is impossible to overestimate how thoroughly US infra is owned. CISA, an excellent idea, was the _start_ of trying to fix it. Now it’s an empty shell at best.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
hate it when the trump administration’s killing civilians abroad agenda is temporarily overshadowed by its shooting civilians domestically programs
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 09/06/2025
ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment. Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If Dems aren't throwing fireballs and making this into the biggest story ever, dump all of them. If any piece of shit in office talks about lowering costs instead of "Trump is taking over countries and ice is killing Americans on the street," they're in on it. And let em know if it's your Rep or Sen
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped. The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
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Ben Jacobs @benjacobs.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
INBOX: Statement from Senator Kelly
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/01/2026
yep. i can identify any number of structural issues but at the end of the day the basic problem is the republican party. this has been apparent for at least 20 years. it is also an incredibly unpopular observation to make among “serious” people.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship
Green Alien says “Some of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs”

Panel 2:
Pink Alien replies, “So this is happening in two separate dimensions”

Panel 3:
Green Alien says, “No. In the same dimension. At the same time.

Panel 4: 
Pink Alien: “Fuckin what”
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Owen Storey @orstorey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Bluesky is a furry app, apparently
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think the most straightforward framing that captures the severity of the situation is that the government of the United States has been seized by a mad authoritarian regime not meaningfully distinct from Putin or Kim or, well, Maduro, and its members must be brought to harsh justice
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 03/01/2026
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.' 
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Leftists 20 years ago: it’s bad to invade a sovereign country for flimsy reasons and no plan to avoid monstrous ramifications Leftists today: it’s bad to invade a sovereign country for flimsy reasons and no plan to avoid monstrous ramifications It’s like they don’t even see their hypocrisy 🙄🙄🙄
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Owen Storey @orstorey.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We really need to end the American policy of not sending people to the Hague
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If Zohran Mamdani was really a socialist he would wear a potato sack and only eat cold cans of beans. Let me know when Mr. Mayor is serious about the movement.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2026
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-d…
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For
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New York City Council @council.nyc.gov · 01/01/2026
okay go to bed now
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 31/12/2025
Our 2nd most-read piece of 2025 is by the forever funny @mikedrucker.bsky.social, and we have no idea what he was getting at here, but it seemed to have struck a nerve with many, many readers.
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 24/12/2025
Thanks for sharing this document, @rweingarten.bsky.social. I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI. A few thoughts for your consideration...
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Seriously, Musk’s decision to gut moderation was understood to be a disaster, and now a lot of the people who migrated here to escape it are.. arguing we don’t need moderation, because they rule the roost.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/12/2025
A thread of questions for @rweingarten.bsky.social and the @aft.org, who are celebrating their partnership with OpenAI and Anthropic to push "A.i." onto teachers and students.
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We need there to be more people in the world
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
What would Jesus do if he visited the United States Senate?
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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 17/12/2025
“We're not going to fight antisemitism by proposing the expulsion of Muslims. Our safety is bound up together.” Mehdi asks Congressional candidate @bradlander.bsky.social what he’d do differently compared to Dan Goldman if he was elected into Congress. Watch: zeteo.com/p/meet-the-p...
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
One of the best arguments for Just Saying No: Every jazz album recorded in Tokyo, where the band can’t buy drugs, is S-tier.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It is possible for elected Dems to take on corruption and fecklessness in the party! Andy Kim is the real deal.
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Kim will lead effort to oust Jim Beach; fires warning shot at some Democratic legislators - New Jersey Globe
In a bold declaration that he’s prepared to take on feckless state lawmakers who follow the orders of party bosses, U.S. Senator Andy Kim will support a
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/12/2025
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
one take i increasingly have is that it sucks that athletes have had it beaten into them that very little is worth celebrating other than a championship
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
new york democrats shouldn't be let anywhere near power. the ideal democratic leader is a guy who won by 2 percent and actually thinks of the GOP, rather than other Democrats, as the enemy.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If Trump proactively pardons Hegseth, the solution is to signal either to the ICC or the country of origin of the murdered men that we will honor extradition requests on this point. And then, in something of an irony, Noem him out of the country before anyone can react.
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This is what I look like when someone is explaining a new board game's rules to me
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 25/11/2025
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just an overall great night. We're so back.
NEWS: Red Panda returns from injury tonight
She is due to perform at halftime of 76ers vs Bulls.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/46851603/red-panda-makes-nba-return-broken-wrist-bulls-game

UPDATE: Her performance spurred the Bulls to a comeback victory. Truly the greatest performer to ever grace the United Center.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Woke 2 has arrived.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Hero.
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