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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know that it's only week 1, but man, does it feel good to see the Niners put belt to ass after the non-stop Rams glazing.

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GigaChad Pennington @dcdcdc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Same, son

little league kid says dream job is retirement

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry is survived by his frequent co-star, a big spooky mansion

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIV Dolly You are one of the few people cool enough to get your likeness on a pinball machine and actually deserve it ❤️

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/08/2026

“This will affect Natalie forever” is particularly operatic - Harp is a senior White House aide, not a Victorian maiden whose reputation has been sullied because someone saw her ankle.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Why should I major in History?"

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know that women’s clothing deserves pockets.

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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Let's talk about a few interesting Canadian ❤️ city names: We'll start with the crowd-pleaser: Dildo, Newfoundland (pop: 803), which has a Hollywood parody sign celebrating their famous name. At the time of naming, the term meant any cylindrical object & probably refers to local rock formations.

A parody of the Hollywood sign, a small wooden display with white letters at slightly different heights shows the town name of Dildo, in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador.

A bit of house with red front peeks into a photo of mostly greenery. Taken from Wikipedia.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

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I worked at Smithsonian, specifically raising money for 250th. What I want people to know is we secured millions of private philanthropy to host a month long Folklife Festival on the mall, "The Festival of Festivals". Was going to feature well known festivals, think Burning Man, Farm Aid, Grand Ole Oprey etc. as well as smaller local and regional festivals from across the U.S. and territories. Goal was to feature truly the best and most beautiful creative expression in music, dance, arts and craft traditions, food, community etc. Can't name names but plan was to have headliners every night for free concerts.... Think the types of names who might be affiliated with the aforementioned large festivals. Stars were willing to perform because was under banner of Smithsonian. It had to all be scrapped bc the administration would not release permits to host on the mall. The money went elsewhere, but our nation was robbed of what would have been a once in a generation cultural moment.

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You really have to admire Antifa’s artistic skill. With nothing but box cutters, they somehow managed to perfectly recreate the intricate look of poorly applied paint peeling off concrete that had concentrated peroxide dumped all over it. Incredible craftsmanship.

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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

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orangebird44.bsky.social @orangebird44.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

2017 ➡️ 2026. Apparently he stopped wearing a watch at some point.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

“And then I’m gonna marry a beautiful woman and be the mayor of New York City and then the Knicks are gonna win the championship and then I’m gonna be in a big parade and we’re gonna make special Knicks colored trash cans” oooooookay little guy, let’s get you and your big imagination to bed

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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

the world falling apart sucks real bad, but it's amazing that New York somehow slipped into an Disney Channel Original Movie alternate reality where our problems are fixed by Mayor Socialism and the Power of Friendship wins basketball championships.

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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The only acceptable use of Claude

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

When you hear the Bears are moving to Indiana

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Jalen Brunson: “You’re allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. But you gotta go out there and do something about it.” A good mantra for fighting fascism too.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

“Castle and Harper” sounds like a toddler clothing brand that sells bamboo cotton overalls for $48

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John @johnbull.wtf · 09/06/2026

I'm crying 😭😭😭 It's just Lisa Salters arm sticking up

Lisa Salters interview Wemby post game interview where all you can see is her arm sticking up

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/06/2026

"I get that you are having an existential crisis of self, facing the realities of aging, and accepting your social and economic circumstances, but listen, there is nothing I can do; I’m just a cat stretching in a bodega."

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I Can’t Fix Your Life; I’m Just a Bodega Cat Stretching

“I can’t do anything about your unaffordable rent or exorbitant student loans; I have no expenses in my life. I live in a potato chip display and sleep twent...

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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan

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Politicon @politicon.com · 31/05/2026

Unfortunately the Mos Eisley Cantina Band have had to drop out of the Freedom 250 show due to too much scum and villainy.

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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 31/05/2026

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

A guy in a cowboy costume holding a bottle of "Mexican Sauce"

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Good morning to everyone stumbling through 2026

a white crab by a hydrothermal vent with the caption, "This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

"We're using this technology called 'swimming pool liner'. Nobody's ever heard of it."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The title card of Star Trek TNG with "The Gang Violates the Prime Directive"

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/05/2026

Next up, the Sickos Committee researches what NBA Arenas allow spaghetti 🍝

Mike Breen with a fan having a plate of pasta behind him

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 02/05/2026

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

the French Revolution failed because they brought cameras into the tennis court

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so I can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Help

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Ashley Nova — Unfiltered, Unhinged, Uncaring @ashleynova.space · 16/04/2026

Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?

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