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So it's possible that the Braves and Phillies won't know whether or not they're playing at 2:00 or 8:00 until 1 AM or so. Great job, Manfred!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 22h

Someone needs to explain to me like I'm five why you wouldn't let Mahle pitch to Schwarber after he had owned him all day and more importantly, why aren't you pitching Fuentes here if you're going to the pen?

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 22h

Sanchez should not have to pay anything out of pocket for whatever recuperation he's going to need after dragging that boat anchor for 7+ innings. Ballsy effort by him to say the least!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 22h

The BABIP gods have spoken: Bryce Harper won't be seeing the pearly gates.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That expression you have while witnessing spectacular incompetence.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

YES!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU, RILEY!!!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Didier has been money all year, but I would have rather have let Sale try to get the 8 & 9 hitters out.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…

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Adam Gretz @adamgretz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

From Wysh on the other site, but Mark Messier -- MARK MESSIER -- absolutely torched the Edmonton Oilers today for the hiring of Mike Babcock. That guy played for Mike Keenan and is the most piss and vinegar "old school tough guy" that exists. Eve he's like what the fuck are those idiots doing.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sammy's week-to-week and Zellweger is in concussion protocol. The Bills need to do the noble thing and take it down a couple of notches so that the Sabres can thrive.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Zellweger and Sammy are hurt. Alright, no more games for the NHL defensemen for the rest of the preseason.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Acuña just fouled a ball off his shin. I hope that it just hurts like hell and isn't long-term. If it's the latter, I'll cry.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Zellweger really pops! Good luck to the teams trying to dictate pace with him and Power.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

...and he's back. He was reacting like it was a lot worse than a stinger.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tage getting hurt on the opening shift of preseason is ominous.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jake Richard's going to look really nice taking Quinn's place on the Sabres next season.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We'll chalk that Lyon goal to rust (I hope). Kulich has had a nice start! Sabres are back!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I swear. Anytime my patience is paper thin, I always have to deal with clients that seem to know exactly what buttons to press to annoy me. Can't wait to unplug for vacation in a couple of days after today!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I didn't anticipate the Colts retreating into their shell like a frightened turtle after their good fortune. Yikes.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

False alarm! The Chiefs can still lose!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Treadwell, oh no! Absolutely brutal!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Purdy is only behind the big-3 (Allen, Lamar, Mahomes). That is all.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Are people really surprised that Shaq decided to cozy up to Kash Patel? That man would run around in KKK garb if you paid him enough.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Acuña with a massive "eff you" bomb for a grand slam on the next pitch after getting buzzed with the fastball. God bless that man!

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is obviously yet another release that should be in an Onion article, but I just wanted to point out that boner pills are gender-affirming care and the military spends over $40 million annually on it.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guarantee that most of those people probably hadn't even heard of the brand until today. Gas is going to probably creep up to well over $5 gallon and the stage is set for people to need to sacrifice their first born/pet to heat their house during the winter & that's what they're worrying about....

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I saw that Tillamook was trending and thought that it was because of yet another food recall in the news, which would have devastated me, but it turns out the reason was people were being racist about it being Halal-certified.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Uh, please help me, my family is dying (which is why I need a sick ass hearse)

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Seems like the theme of the initial Sabres top 3 lines is to just let the finishers (Tage, Helenius, Quinn) basically only focus on finishing. My guess is that Krebs is just a placeholder for Kulich while he gets himself ramped up.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Canada got invited to join the EU as an associate member, so yeah, the "wins" just keep coming for the US....

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Sideshow Bob Rakes

ALT: Sideshow Bob Rakes

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

On a related note, that 43% regularly loses at Tic-Tac-Toe.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bold prediction: The Broncos are going to trade for Brissett to replace Nix in about three weeks from now.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Arch is an appropriate name for him because Arch Manning would probably be working at McDonald's if it weren't for his last name. What a scummy little shit he is for yuking it up with those other reporters over that Holly Rowe AI video.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm genuinely curious if Jarmo is going to sell Tage to restock the pipeline if he doesn't develop into the kind of go-to play driver that every contender needs at forward in the playoffs as soon as next offseason if Kulich and Helenius look the part.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If Östlund is remotely close to the player he was last year, that contract is going to be a steal for the Sabres.

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jgminto @jgminto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mamdani will fulfil the prophecy and invite Agumon to the UN.

Agumon and Taichi at the New York UN headquarters.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Start Jack Strand, Falcons, you cowards.

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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A "significant for some" moment potentially with the Piñeiro doink.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know that it's only week 1, but man, does it feel good to see the Niners put belt to ass after the non-stop Rams glazing.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Jimmy G is apparently playing in Purdy's jersey at the moment, based on the hospital balls and bad decisions on recent throws.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Trump’s Disastrous Convention Has Republicans Ready to Go Home: ‘One Day Is Enough’" Zeteo reports from the GOP convention in Dallas, where Trump offered Americans a fake bribe while dismissing the real pain he’s causing them. Some Republicans already have a ‘flight to catch.’

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Trump’s Disastrous Convention Has Republicans Ready to Go Home: ‘One Day Is Enough’

Zeteo reports from the GOP convention in Dallas, where Trump offered Americans a fake bribe while dismissing the real pain he’s causing them. Some Republicans already have a ‘flight to catch.’

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Going to have a bit of a 49ers bias here, but I made my NFL standings & Super Bowl predictions for this season.

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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ronald Acuña Jr. taunts the crowd.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Acuña hitting that bomb to tie the game and shoving the fan boos and comments from Wheeler and Mattingly up their collective asses made my heart soar farther than the ball he just hit.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Maybe Pablo Torre can sneak this in while he's putting belt to ass to the Dodgers.

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