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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wake up babe, the president's name has been changed.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Black Cat Appreciation Day is underway. I appreciate that this fiend is a black cat.

A black cat whose unspoken thoughts are probably skewing toward the dreadful, destructive, and dastardly. She's watching you with disdain. There's no way to change her. Just feed her and stay out of the way.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Watch this episode. You'll be glad you did, especially today.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A very solemn and joyful 250th, America. We aren't done with this experiment, and NOBODY can take our country away from us. Especially not a fascist regime that thinks it can.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Megyn Kelly is a performative cunt.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Man, basketball's really not my thing but joy definitely is. Well said, Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. And thanks for capturing it, @atrupar.com.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Stephen Colbert just ended his show with something daring and weird and joyful and the Ellisons will never be as beloved as that man. #Colbert

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

1,020 people in Fayetteville, Georgia today. No kings.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

ATL TSA Precheck line is starting out here in the loading/unloading zone. 6:41am.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Got a few minutes? This guy has something good to tell you. And watch the whole thing, because he's not wrong about anything.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

More of this. Don't let Trump and his bastards get away with ANYTHING.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Using the Epstein files as blackout curtains...

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Good shit: WOMAN 4: That must have been right before I met him in a Kingstown bar. We fell in love, and he said that’s how he knew it had to end. (Shakes head.) I said, “Walk me through your logic step by step. Explain it to me like I’m five.”

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jeremy ꩜ @nothingistrue.net · 11/12/2025

Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )? #ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!! We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!! #theremin #switzerland

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

"It is sedition, unlike abandoning your post which is what us Republicans are doing for Trump."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Kinda feels like it should be a Retrumplican, and that would be the new R word.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Notice how he goes on about releasing it and then has his list of grievances but never mentions how it's for the good of justice or the survivors or the American people, just that he did it and got everyone to sign off on it because he said to do it. Distractions won't save Trump.

Trump "truth" screaming "I HAVE JUST SIGNED THE BILL TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" in addition to a fuck-ton of lies and bullshit. It's too long to give full alt text, sorry.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed: — The new Who Are You and Frank Zappa Halloween '78 box sets — @scrivenerapp.bsky.social on my Mac — Slow Horses Season 5 (it only took an evening to watch it, but wow) — The abrupt descent into the fall season

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

He'll do anything to stay out of jail. And his base will do anything to keep him in office.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

From Judge Young's opinion, AAUP v. Rubio.

I further believe that the First Amendment grants an absolute right to believe in any governmental system, discuss all governmental affairs, and argue for desired changes in the existing order. This freedom is too dangerous for bad, tyrannical governments to permit. But those who wrote and adopted our First Amendment weighed those dangers against the dangers of censorship and deliberately chose the First
Amendment’s unequivocal command that freedom of assembly,
petition, speech and press shall not be abridged.”).

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

"And I was a podcaster, so I'm full of internet smart!"

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Typical Trump. No concern about the future or anything but getting his billionaire buddies in Big Oil richer. Trump will be dead soon enough, so why should he care about the environment?

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Left to Right: Drunky, Dummy, and Sleepy.

Press conference with Hegseth, Bondi, and Trump.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Incompetent president gets incompetent buffoon to make up a "job numbers chart" to discredit previous administration with claims of incompetence. Well done, Supreme Court, Congressional Republicans, Merrick Garland, and all you Trump voters who couldn't wait to start winning. You've fucked us all.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Trump: I got the highest vote in the history of Texas, as you probably know. Joe: I don’t know. I have to check on that… T: Check it, Brian. J: The fact checkers expect us to check everything you say… but for four years those fact checkers didn’t fact-check anything that was said about (Biden).

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Just imagine how much a Democrat president is going to get done just fixing all Trump's damage in 2029. Republicans will never be in power again once a Dem brings back jobs, workers, companies, businesses, legal immigration, rule of law, government programs, NASA, vaccines, civility…

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Shawn Harris @shawnforcongress.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Sign this petition! We need NASA!

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Amen. @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social is a national treasure, and she's so on point here she's a laser of truth.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I have no sympathy for spam callers, but this one might need some prompt medical assistance.

Insane voice mail transcription that reads:
"Bullet should be the red white and blue Option Tiger Psycho Messenger Bachelor Hello Hello Hello Billy, can you hear me? My name is Lawrence. I'm. I All right listen now everything is done from my side now right now. I'm just crossing a call to my verification officer. All right listen now everything is done from my side now right now. I'm just crossing a call to my verification officer. All right All right, just stay with me on the..."

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Give this guy a weekly feature on MSNBC.

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Let Jake Tapper, know what happened with Biden is HISTORY, which is for HISTORIANS. Tapper, an anchor of a NEWS show, should know that what's happening with Trump is NEWS (listen to this response for more details of The Madness of King Orange).

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Hagen Patrick @hagen-patrick.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

NY AG Letitia James tells it like it is.

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