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This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up.

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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 10h
Song still rules.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 11h
Call me crazy, but I think it’s ok if the lives of men who drug and rape women are ruined by punishment for said drugging and raping. Everything about the Cornell story is so disheartening.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶Just us kids hangin' out today Watchin' our long hair turnin' gray Not so skinny maybe not so free Not so many as we used to be🎶 James McMurtty is a national treasure.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love catchy pop music. This song still rules and it’s perfect for a 50yo balding man with a grey beard to loudly sing around the house.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TBH, going down from a Super Volcano is way more appealing than the slow death of society from late-stage capitalism. “It’s better to burn out than fade away.” - Def Leppard www.westword.com/news/profess...
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Professors outline how Yellowstone's supervolcano would choke Denver
We're over 500 miles away, and that's still not far enough.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just found out my beloved New York Yankeees are in the playoffs and the games start tonight. Hell yeah! As a New York Yankees SUPERFAN who has not watched one minute of regular season baseball, I’m pumped to chear on my team. Can’t wait to watch Derek Jeter play tonight.
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George Costanza's Yankees Excitement
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t know if anyone fucks around with Google Maps/Earth, but they updated satellite images of Gaza. Should have just dropped a nuke. But let’s fight about the definition of “genocide” because that’s what matters most. ps - TrackAIPAC.com is a great resource to use your vote to oppose this.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶She asked me if we could be friends And I said, "Oh, honey, baby, that's a dead end You know and I know that we wouldn't be satisfied, no"🎶
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trey: Hey Julian, what should we play? Julian: You know any Goose? I learned a few of their tunes Trey: Know them? I did a whole tour with them! Julian: But I’d feel bad without Rick here. He’s playing a birthday party in Indiana tonight. Trey: LOL. Good point. Let’s just do some jazz.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Credit where credit is due. John Mayer sang his MINDMINDMINDMIND part better than Trey. Also, if you didn’t see Trey with Lage, seek it out. Trey was fantastic. Super cool to see but makes it even more baffling that he so rarely sits in with the talented acts that frequent the NYC music scene.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Summit County
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great read on just how massive the Manchester City scandal is. arseblog.com/2026/09/rui-...
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Rui Pinto has done football a service
Morning all. There’s only one place to start this morning, and that’s with the story that Man City have been found guilty on all but one of the 115 charges that have been pending for so long. First, w...
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quick TV Rec: Season 2 of Beef might be my favorite season of tv this year. Incredibly clever writing and stellar acting. Also, you don’t need to see season one to watch season two. Each one is a self-contained story with nothing to do with each other.
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Goosetheband Beef
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The best there is. The best there was. The best there ever will be. 
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching the Sturgill show from Wednesday over Saturday morning coffee. This is so much better than I thought it was from the 200s. Still oddly paced, but whatever. Arenas suck so bad for live music unless the band is really good at playing them.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll play. In no order: Game of Thrones Succession Wire Friday Night Lights Breaking Bad Better Call Saul The Americans Andor Homeland Mad Men Battlestar Galactica just misses Sadly, no room for a comedy. Would need to decide between Curb, Veep, Always Sunny, and The League.
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Rafi Dogz Making a Funny Face
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶I don't believe in anything anymore Cause nothing ever changes and it's all the same Nothing matters anymore, didn't you hear? Everyone is welcome to drown here🎶 — Jesse Blue Skies
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God this song is so good.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Slept 11 hours last night. Been dying to do a sunset hike with my wife all day. Just about to log off at work. And here comes the storms. At least we still have Johnny Blue Skies.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💀 theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New War on Drugs single rules. Can’t wait for the album. youtu.be/1fMvp6GCyZI
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The War On Drugs - Who's That (Official Video)
YouTube video by The War On Drugs
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your innie, and Eggy fan, needs a new pillow but believes all forms of feather harvesting constitute animal cruelty. They sleep on foam pillows. Your outtie, a Dogs fan, also needs a new pillow so they got high and brought a loaf of stale bread to their local pond. Haven’t been seen since Monday.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FMK: Cashews Almonds Peanuts
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Sleeping Monkey @sleepingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think you as a Jets fan and me as a Browns fan know the likelihood of a “real and just God”.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pillow talk: Fuck any memory foam/shredded memory foam. They sleep too hot. Fuck down alternative. Sleeps too hot AND not very comfy. I got suckered by the top pillow on Wirecutter (foam) and suckered by the Mellow Pillow (alternative). Never again. Got this bad boy this week and it’s heaven.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s fascinating to look up just how much money so many politicians take from pro-Israel lobbies. Also, the site doesn’t just track AIPAC funding. Despite the name, it aggregates all known pro-Israel donations which makes it better than just looking at AIPAC donations alone.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With election season upon us (ugh) here is a great resource if you want your tax dollars to stop funding Israeli weapons and maybe go to shit like healthcare, infrastructure, and education in the U.S. Your vote is your best asset in influencing the situation in the Middle East. www.trackaipac.com
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Track AIPAC - Follow Israel lobby spending in U.S. politics
Track AIPAC provides in-depth analysis and insights into the influence of the Israel lobby on U.S. democracy. Our mission is to foster transparency and accountability by tracking lobbying efforts and ...
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deeply upset that Ed Sheeran’s show tomorrow appears to be at the peak of a Nor’easter. Deeply upset.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you think God is real and just, just remember Pigeons Playing Ping Pong now appears to have a bigger draw than Umphrey’s and Moe.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guys. KangaROOS are coming back!!!! Where were these when concert venues were strip-searching to find joints in the 90s. www.kangaroos.com
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KangaROOS - The Original Shoes with Pockets
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good for him Seems timely to note the difference between canceling & censorship: Canceling—Masses don’t want to hear you & make your platform unviable. This is free speech—like a boycott Censorship—Concentrated power (e.g. Bob Kraft) decides what people can’t say www.jambase.com/article/mack...
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Macklemore Announces Free Palestine Tour With Dublin, Paris & London Shows
Macklemore’s Free Palestine Tour begins October 26 in Dublin, with Paris and London shows to follow and U.S. dates still to be announced.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jeebus H Christ
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sturgill Mini-Review: - First what a great show. I don’t want that to get lost in this. - The new songs hit really well in an arena and probably got the most crowd energy. My two favorite moments were Stay on That and Everyone is Welcome. - Sturgill is not arena-ready. While he did fill… 1/3
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which extended Jamband Cinematic Universe (JCU) artists have the biggest balls? Talking about speaking/writing/doing what they feel is right w/ no fucks given to repercussions. From social justice to scalping to ?? One loud band member doesn’t count (see Fish) So far, I’m at: Dave Gizz Sturgill
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Paradise PD Ball Walk
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Who's Andy?" She said And smiled in her special way "Andy," she said "You know I love you" "Who's Andy?" she said And tried to look the other way Eyes gave her away, all right Whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh, whoa, oh, yeah
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FMK: Gavin Newsom Chuck Schumer Hakeem Jeffries
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Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wisely
ALT: Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wisely
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Btw, for anyone going tonight, don’t forget that Stu will play from almost exactly 8pm until almost exactly 11pm. No breaks. No encore. Johnny Blue Skies likes to start exactly on time, and his shows have been opening up a house of fire. Don’t get caught in the beer/bathroom line.
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MarketMove Party Time Dance
ALT: MarketMove Party Time Dance
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a jamband fan, it’s kind of cool going into a show when your wishlist is essentially the new album instead of anything but the new album. Figures my favorite tune is the one that he’s not playing every show. youtu.be/Yn8YUfZRDDI?...
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Johnny Blue Skies & The Dark Clouds - Everyone Is Welcome (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DISCO STU DAY at BALLS!
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Homer Simpson Disco Dance Funny Meme
ALT: Homer Simpson Disco Dance Funny Meme
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Speaking of Umphrey’s, I know a “like” is not an endorsement, but it’s wild how many people “hearted” the new business of a guy who was outted as a comments section bigot not all that long ago. Time flies in the hamband world. Looking forward to the reunion tour in 2028 🤣
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heads up if you’re in Colorado and like Umphrey’s. Mishawaka tickets for this weekend are now $50. Pretty sure they were $100 at the onsale. We won’t be there unfortunately, but there are worse places to spend a September night in Colorado.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes it’s easy to forget this, and I can be guilty of it too.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally figured out our Fall - Set I Grand Rapids Family Visit > Chicago Friends Hang + Bears/Jets. Set II Milwaukee Goooooooose. Even have a box with 30+ friends and awesome humans Set III NJ Family visit > AC Goooooooosemas w/ tons of 1.0 Phish friends E: Pray for snow over the holidays ⛷️ ⛷️ ⛷️
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Untitled Goose Game: Goose Inhales
ALT: Untitled Goose Game: Goose Inhales
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you ever think god is real — or at least real and just — just remember Donald and Dolly are both 80 but only one died.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of them?
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another week, another jambarrassment.
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Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
ALT: Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spent a couple days trying to figure out how Lily Tomlin had a headlining gig at Red Rocks. She’s awesome and had some great roles. But Red Rocks? Does she sing? Standup? Both? Today, I learned there is a singer named Lily Allen who is very different from Lily Tomlin.
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902Biscuirs @902vickers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A pod called Stirring the Pod and it discusses various rampant mental illnesses amongst the jam community by using tastefully curated aliases for the people discussed
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Head up if you don’t have your Disco Stu tickets yet.
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Allen @guyforget.online · 18/09/2026
Gettin' ready to see Billy Strings tonight. Its gonna be lit. Sewing my b-hole closed.
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