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(Alex | Oni-91 | 30ishM bi-ace...ish) At this point 25% of his bloodstream may as well be Asahi Super Dry.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 7h
Pikachu has been this way for decades but you leave it locked up in N64 carts, alone and afraid It's time to face the reality of our situation and act on it
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 5h
The More You Know's a US thing, was an NBC series of public safety films in the 90s.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People ask me this all the time, so I’ll just say: look at the transgender hate panic, a thing that had no organic element and did not arise from the public, and was instead imposed upon everyone by the world’s most hateful, poisonous and malignant media class.
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David Bryant @23daves.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's a certain kind of person who just sits on social media posting "OH YEAH? Well, if you don't agree with my simplistic idea, you must like women being abused/ children being slaughtered/ pets being skinned alive then!" They exist on both the left and the right, and they're fucking tedious.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sephiroth: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough though

Zack: you need to stop
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure Jon, why the fuck not, if we are just making shit up? I heard they’ve got a factory making WMDs within forty five minutes, maybe we should invade them and settle this shit once and for all
The News Agents @TheNewsAgents
X.com
"The Greens are more extreme than mainstream Palestinian opinion - they're saying violence is now legitimate."
The Green Party's 'Zionism is Racism' motion calls for "the eradication of the Israeli state", says @Freedland.
"And they're happy to see that achieved by violence"
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Re: Brazil - my biggest takeaway is the extent to which the two largest nations in the Americas are now both stuck in this bizarre quadrennial coin-flip that simultaneously seems unsustainable but with no obvious replacement.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was once caught dogging and caused the entire US B1 bomber fleet to leave the nearby RAF airbase
The legend Sir Bob Mortimer on would i lie to you
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone responding to a Green MP here, and I will say: OMG yes, *absolutely* do this. Do it with the same level of terrifying national emergency too, ramp it right back up to full 2019 levels of rage and fear, total shit-up-the-walls derangement.
The EHRC will have to open an investigation into the Greens now and you will probably be
found guilty.
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
counter: no they shouldn’t, the show you want literally exists and it’s called The Mole, just watch that instead
They should edit and broadcast 2 versions of the show. One on BBC1 and one on BBC2. One cuts all traitor scenes so that you can play along as a faithful not knowing who the traitors are.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Counterpoint: Fuck right off.
Oxford station's Platform 5 'should be renamed Platform 9¾'
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This might have been intended as satire, but if it doesn't work then how did decades of progress on transgender rights get reversed in the space of no more than five years?
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 19/09/2026
welcome to America. we have Two Parties. one is called The Democrats. they balk at the suggestion one should have to give voters what they want. the other is called The Republicans, and it is their sole ambition to install a king. we are a Serious Nation. stop Laughing. we Have Nukes.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He now works in Canada as a 'mindset coach', apparently.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nah, Spain would have. Gap was only six to them on the night, and they beat UK in televote which was heavily skewed to Ukraine for obvious reasons.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morning
Viz Comic cartoon: Wacky Racists, featuring David Irving and his dog Mosley, Hitler in his Meinkampfervan, Eugene Terre Blanche in the Afrikaner Chug-a-Bug, Unity Mitford in her BLACKSHIRT PUSSYCAT, with BERNARD MANNING'S FATCUNTMOBILE bringing up the rear. Irving is scuppered by his own robot goose which he expects to goose step over his opponents’ vehicles, but which instead stamps all over his
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd have thought that the goal of a nominally centre-left political party would be to build a voter base of marginalised groups with overlapping interests and not to deliberately alienate minorities and then get arsey about it. But, what I failed to consider is, they don't want to.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean, no functioning state should allow the press to get a police chief fired for banning a group of football hooligans. Or, like, sell off all the key infrastructure to mates of government ministers. And yet.
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新膣エヴァンゲリオン @thenetho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yani Neko (2026)
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The way other media continues to view the gaming industry just astonishes me. It's like if we were in the 1940s & the printed press were all 'da movin pictures?? Why, ain't that just travellin showmen screenin trains pullin inta da station ta scare the dames??'
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Someone near me once owned a Copen soft-top. You could fit it in your pocket.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Crisis Beat on the PS1. It's derivative as all hell, and the bosses take three millennia to beat. But I get to beat the shit out of people with a mop.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On a whole, I don't think so. But the ones that are are much, much louder.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reminds me of the bit in crap kids film 'Cats & Dogs' where the main kid gets incredibly excited about football tickets to see Uruguay vs Chad.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well this is fuckin' cringe.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga contains a "Spanish Peach Protection" exploit. Normally, Peach gets kidnapped in a cutscene when Mario is distracted by Toadsworth. Setting the language to Spanish helps mash through Toadsworth's text so fast that Peach never actually gets kidnapped.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
'lots of middle aged men are taking gear' very underrated explanation for what's going on in the world right now
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One Billionaire. That's all it would take. We eat just one Billionaire and the rest would fall into line.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know if this is a bit but I'm putting Spiralling into my DDR setup right now.
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I remember one time when some journo cunt died (who had literally killed his fucking wife) and all the other journo cunts on twitter started eulogising him like he was a great and lovely man, even when it was pointed out he had killed his wife. Now to check the reaction to Rod Liddle dying
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have never seen a social platform so united as on the death of Rod Liddle. Right across the spectrum on here. Not even the standard self-righteous micro-bollockings in the replies. Imagine what kind of cunt you have to be to stem the high-handed whining on BLUESKY. Remarkable.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@thomas_violence
committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
aftermath.site
Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
An underreported part of UK Transphobe Lawfare™ is that when they lose, they just... say they won. For all the regrettable sway they do have in courts/govt etc, their real power is in the press. So if they lose, they just pretend they didn't and their press friends print the lie. It's ubiquitous.
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 28/07/2026
This is the video that made me watch Yuri On Ice the original tumblr post seems to be gone so I recreated it please sound on
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 23/07/2026
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
FIFA World Cup 2026 but make it a Botchamania intro @maffewgregg.bsky.social
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thanks for reminding me that I really liked Don't Blow the Inheritance. I hope Tim Vine is doing well.
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probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat tbh @oni91.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tbh it was already doomed for being a show at that time of the day on ITV that wasn't called The Chase.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Do Not Press Priest
ALT: Do Not Press Priest
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THE GREATEST HYDRATION BREAK EVER #WCfinal #SpaArg
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Erin Mk-II 🏳️‍⚧️ @erinmkii.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@mscupcakes.net @cakejumper.bsky.social @hazelightgames.bsky.social
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