Reposted by Max MurphyRik | Dipshit Actual @rikthedipshit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026speaking of things that brightened my mood, this meme a friend sent me had my ass WHEEZING 131385473
Reposted by Max Murphyceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2026for a few hundred dollars I will play your eager, if bumbling, plus one to a social rival’s exclusive dinner party and find the first opportunity to use comet on their cast iron pan 1874960
Reposted by Max MurphyBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40118023395
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I knew her when we were kids - we went to the same pool in NY, at age 7ish damn. 010
Reposted by Max MurphyErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780241990
Reposted by Max Murphy🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true. 393478450
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 10/08/2026planning to keep these two accounts separate other than this thread, but also it's been really nice to just tell a bunch of people this today, so I'm gonna indulge myself a little bit nice to meet you, again~ 110
Reposted by Max Murphyfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026GUY GETTING EATEN BY WILD DOGS: aaaaahhh! AAAAHHHH! ME: lmao i have got to chisel this for stelegram 132330
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 09/08/2026high for the first time in a month and watched the princess bride with new pals and kinda sorta cozied up with someone i've grown close to life ain't so bad 010
Reposted by Max MurphyGheedu @gheedu.stonekokoro.com · 20/06/2026me to my autistic friends after they say "sorry for talking so much!" about their special interrest 724701039
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 31/07/2026there's Country Music Discourse afoot so it's time to post this and listen to it all afternoon again www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOgU...youtube.comJerry Reed - East Bound and Down (Audio)YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO 010
Reposted by Max MurphyBaja, 🐸 @rgbaja.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think there is a lot to be justifiably angry about but I think being angry all the time just hollows you out, no help to anyone, yourself least of all 012
Reposted by Max MurphyRuby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight. 7280012917
Reposted by Max MurphySoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026I just call them pants 4268041082
Reposted by Max MurphyMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 17/07/2026Folks we’ve got a rare Reverse William Carlos Williams in the office fridge 1044390
Reposted by Max Murphybog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026great recs. all the classics 3046211146
Reposted by Max MurphyBen Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026popularism dictates we support candidates like Abdul Al-Sayed who support broadly popular positions like abolishing ICE and curbing aid to Israel over dangerous radicals like Haley Stevens who are far outside the mainstream view 08113
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 18/07/2026🌟second 🌟 guessing 🌟 the things i say 🌟 in a new group chat 🌟 to not come off as weird 🌟 000
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don't think Irving Wifiextender is making the majors y'all 000
Reposted by Max MurphyAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does 513306605
Reposted by Max MurphyPatrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY 7699593431
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I question the need for a puppy killing factory as much as the next yokel but where do I learn to edit newsletters 000
Reposted by Max Murphylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/06/2026seeing as europeans are once again arguing this week they don't need AC in a lethal heat wave I invite them to consider the best path forward: calling us hogs while nonetheless quietly adapting to our way of life 652092170
Reposted by Max MurphyMelissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026New Yorkers think they’re so much cooler than everyone else with their Zohran Mamdani and their leftist congressional candidates and their championship trophy and they are correct 274124061339
Reposted by Max Murphyamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face 998472342
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 22/06/2026this lineup is fucking insane and it's literally on my birthday, i hope it's streamed somewherrrre 010
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 21/06/202630 episodes into Monster and I cannot fathom where the rest of the series goes but I know I'm fully locked in for the ride, this is some truly incredible storytelling - fully understand why this gets a glowing recommendation from both Kojima and Bong 000
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 18/06/2026need to find a way to give feedback to Chewy that their ads with dogs loudly chewing food or farting are not making me want to buy their products 000
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 17/06/2026he’s recovering from a small surgery so he can’t lay like this right now 040
Reposted by Max Murphyweirdlittledude.bsky.social @weirdlittledude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I don't think there's a declarative statement with a higher truth value than "Michelle Yeoh Kicks Ass" 0342
Reposted by Max Murphyℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers 252453435
Reposted by Max MurphyKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13/06/2026“What stage is your declining country in?” “Plague of locusts” 232410406
Reposted by Max MurphyThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2026Mr. Met Embarks On Missionary Trip To Spread Mets Fandom To Uncontacted Amazon Tribes theonion.com/mr-met-embarks-on-miss… 251290166
Reposted by Max Murphyemil @emil.nexus · 28/03/20265-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli". 827181091
Reposted by Max MurphySam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/06/2026really striking to see so vividly what the antidote to all our horrible oorah tacticool masculinity politics looks like 61767255
Reposted by Max MurphyRachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Classicist here to inform you all that this is ancient Greek for summoning a cat 2235211094
Reposted by Max MurphyRick @crystalpepsi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026me, confused, lifts all of my dying empire with my hands: please. My west 0133
Reposted by Max MurphyErrai @errai.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Dropping large brass spheres on the floor at 2am is a sacred ritual in upstairs neighbor culture 101035178
Max Murphy @oltanya.bsky.social · 03/06/2026surely just coincidence, but since I posted this YouTube is giving me nonstop ads for PrEP lmao 040
