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@oliviab.bsky.social
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olivianerys on Twitter. Mostly film, TV, and dunking on tech bros (she/her)

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 1h
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 1h
Today I found out that Umberto Eco crafted a version of this meme in the 1980s…
Beware the
alibi of photocopies ! Photocopies are indis-
pensable instruments. They allow you to keep with you a text you have already read in the library, and to take home a text you have not read yet. But a set of photocopies can become an alibi. A student makes hundreds of pages of photocopies and takes them home, and the manual labor he exercises in doing so gives him the impression that he possesses the work. Owning the photocopies exempts the student from actually reading them. This sort of vertigo of accumulation, a neocapitalism of information, happens to many. Defend yourself from this trap: as soon as you have the photocopy, read it and annotate it immediately. If you are not in a great hurry, do not photocopy something new before you own (that is, before you have read and annotated) the previous set of photocopies. There are many things that I do not know because I photocopied a text and then relaxed as if I had read it.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cage is reaching an age (he's 62) where it's very difficult for a movie star to continue having the same kind of star career Cage has enjoyed for 40 years and a huge part of how he's stayed relevant is exactly this "I want to get with someone doing something cool" attitude
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is there something secretly lucrative about giving a (presumably) chunky advance to an unpopular right wing politician that I don't know about? Or is it just people who work in publishing doing a favour for their mates?
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hannah Fry knows the stats about who gets eliminated first #celebritytraitors
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Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Help I've accidentally become too important at work and it is burning me out” #celebritytraitors
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you! If you’re a writer, sign up — you may be due royalties on your work 👇
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 25/09/2026
Probably should've started with a 5K
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is exactly as boring as I thought it would be
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Image of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in her prom dress, iykyk
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Defector @defector.com · 01/09/2026
What do booksellers make of "the end of reading"? defector.com/what-do-book...
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What Do Booksellers Make Of “The End Of Reading”? | Defector
If you haven’t yet encountered the cover story for the August issue of The Atlantic, I have some bad news to share: “The End of Reading Is Here.” It’s an intentionally provocative headline for a…
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Quite weird to hear BBC News describe Jason Arday as “the black professor accused of plagiarism”. Is every story about a white professor going to include the relevant adjective?
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In terms of "fanfic premises where you get a magic sex tattoo on your wrist at 18", I rate this a B-. It's better than your future soulmate's name, but not as good as magically revealing whether you're a dom or sub and sorts you into the matching bom or sub house at BDSM Hogwarts
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/08/2026
Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
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There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 04/08/2026
Our blessed joined April 23, their barbarous joined nov 24
Our glorious Jerry Chen, their wicked George Takei
Our great posts, their primitive facebook slop
Our noble in-jokes, their backward content farming
Our heroic replyguys, their brutish joke misunderstanders
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finding out this is a genuine phenomenon should've ruined the pile-on, and yet
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sharks own the beach now. They wear fishbowl breathing masks. Humans have been forced into the water. They wear fishbowl breathing masks. The humans remember centuries ago when they owned the beach and they have returned, hungry.
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not a book but I am really looking forward to Woody Allen kicking the bucket so I can watch Hannah and Her Sisters again
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
rob
@OkButSti
me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
new political axis just dropped
gun ownership vs yoga interest by state
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/07/2026
meme with a wojak with face in hands surrounded by designs of the following types, with the text "can't believe I'm already nostalgic for corporate Memphis aesthetic after only a few months of small business AI slop poster aesthetic"
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 24/07/2026
LA-Area Employment Opportunity for anyone with archival experience: Temp Position, PAID decently, for about a month+ of work. Hollywood history knowledge a big plus. Schedule flexible. Preferably start in next two weeks. Email plabuza@icg600.com for more details.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/07/2026
*kills a guy's whole family in front of him* CIA: I think he doesn't like us
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 24/07/2026
its a shame that white boys who cant get girlfriends in high school get into andrew tate and school shootings now. you're meant to get into sonic the hedgehog or they might be giants
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If only there was some plot device that would have permitted Dickens to explore Scrooge’s earlier life
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the only people who could ever earnestly support means testing are people who've never had to be means tested before. it is a humiliating, dehumanizing bureaucratic hostage negotiation with a system whose primary purpose is to *not* provide financial support as often as humanly possible
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Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New theory: maybe Burnham knew full well Wes would take this approach, have all the top brass refusing to speak to him within weeks, and be safely back on the backbenches by Christmas, but won't be able to claim he wasn't trusted with a senior position
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Almost nothing will turn me off a book faster than everyone being really emotionally healthy and using their words. No! Everyone should be at least a little bit of a mess!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
The kids are nixonmaxxing. They’re saying they’re not a crook. They’re breaking into the watergate building. They’re going bald in mysterious and confusing ways.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the trailer for the new movie in the mommy cinematic universe is exhausting. the timeline is so confusing with her face coming back again. i'm tired of crossovers like dada and grandma. and last time the food came in on train but this time it's airplane
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Dean Vipond @deanvipond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Any incoming minister for AI should be tasked with replacing a load-bearing spreadsheet from a critical service, to give them the insights into why no one has done it yet. The ministerial equivalent of breaking a horse.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/07/2026
lost my shit when he said this
mat damon (from spirit: stallion of the cimarron) in the odyssey  saying "I don't want fop goddamn it I'm a dapper Dan man"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*banging on the bricks* for the love of god montressor, what's the wifi password
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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tuchel and his tactics were specifically endorsed by Maurice Glasman ... yet another outcome for which we can blame Blue Labour
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least I can console myself with the thought of Starmer crying like a baby
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jack Harrison @jlharrison.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This wouldn’t have happened if he had stuck with Miliband as his chancellor pick
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That cunty little ☝️, love Jordan Pickford
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
low info voters are constantly being convinced that Republicans have more moderate policies (and Democrats more left wing policies) than they actually do and the mainstream media is a huge accomplice in this effort.
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How does the Rock not have even half the energy he had when he sang the exact same song ten years ago??
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP
Sam Neill on why 'The Piano' (1993) is an important movie in cinema history: 

"I don't think I can overestimate how important 'The Paino' is for me in hindsight. it sits on my funny old CV like a medal on my chest. It wasn't my film. It Jane Campion's. I wasn't the star of the film. That was Holly Hunter. But there is honour to be found in the second fiddle. Or fopurth. No one notices you much, you don't get nominated for things. But you served. I was there in an important feminist film. I was there on the front line in an important New Zealand film. Neither of those labels does the film justice. It's a work of art. And look, that tiny little figure in the fabric—see down there on the right—that's me. It's a film that will always have a place in cinema history. And I served in it."

("Did I ever Tell You This: A Memeoir", Sam Neill)
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Olivia @oliviab.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a former South Carolinian, eat shit Lindsey Graham
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just got off the phone with a source close to God. He said the Lindsey Graham thing is because the past season of America’s gotten kinda expensive so they needed to cut someone from the budget. They felt he wasn’t doing much for the storyline so they’re just giving him an end of episode mention.
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