Reposted by Steady the squirrelash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rumination 9981262390
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Crossing the street only at crosswalks is bourgeois decadence 040
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know I’m literally pocket sized but please stop calling me that 160
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Home cooked” does not mean “good”. I’ve made meals I wouldn’t inflict on anyone 1081452107
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All these people walking around with two brains but zero sense 081
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got mogged so hard the other day I had to sit down and take it all in  082
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not feeling entirely cash money about this situation to be honest 050
Reposted by Steady the squirrelSwords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026🆕 S is for Shamshir #comics #swordscomic 121616204
Reposted by Steady the squirrelbig al @bigmood.bsky.social · 16/09/20262026 halloween costume? the freakin news 😏 0101
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*while pointing at me* He’s Steady the squirrel 080
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/202627 is when you are, the Gordon Freeman Age., 130
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Can you answer my riddles three? No worries if not! 2130
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There were 8 Popes Urban but no Pope Rural? 240
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Left on Red: A Texting and Driving Tragedy 150
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I do not like the little numbers on my posts, go away little numbers  130
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Aggies will not shut UP about the 12th Man 050
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Instagram just served me a targeted ad mentioning my exact age (9) 160
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Thank God we only lost people in this accident. People can be replaced. Things…things are more important. 020
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For just $1 a day, you could give me $365 for an entire year 060
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had a dream this was listed on Indeed 130
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I need a recliner. (I know I’m too small to actually recline, it’s mostly about the vibe) 150
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Playing Spec Ops: The Line, which feels appropriate for today 040
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A woman I follow on IG has a boyfriend (fiancé?) who looks like he could be her brother and it unsettles me every time 230
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026FACT: Spring-heeled Jack was an inside job 051
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need to go to the groomer PRONTO my fur is terrible 111
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Feel like we've all memory-holed the era where slop, slop, and slop were considered the equivalent of slop 020
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Thought I heard an EDM remix of the iCarly theme at the gas station. I did not, however, 030
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Therapist telling their client to “cope and seethe” 150
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You’re here for a good time, not a long time, and yet you’re miserable to be around. 050
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Keeping someone chained up in your basement gets inconvenient after a while. Like, every time I leave for a work trip, I have to find a sitter. 180
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026At an old job I wrote a message to my boss and their response had the phrase “thank you for the words”. Not “kind words” or “thoughtful words” or “insightful words” etc. Just “the words”. 150
Reposted by Steady the squirrelBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too 34127090
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everything I Don’t Like is Slop: A Collection of -slop Words I Have Seen on the Internet -Samuraislop -Hopeslop -Friendslop -Cartslop -Loreslop -Cuteslop -GIFslop -Bookslop -Hetslop -Yurislop -Nostalgiaslop -Toolslop -Hateslop -Appslop -Blockslop -Boomerslop -Menslop -Uncslop -Marvelslop 040
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Cat just pulled some The Scorpion and the Frog shit on me and bit me while we were chilling 140
Reposted by Steady the squirrelskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026god emperor of doonesbury 57314
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Having jury duty at a small, locally-owned courthouse 370
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026FACT: You can drive for 24 hours in Texas and still be in Texas 140
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The more I read about this Satan fella, the less I like him  180
Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you need some cicadas eaten, hit me up 020
