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Iggy's Mummy

@raptorial-notage.bsky.social
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running this account for my dear iggy r.i.p 🪦💐

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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 5h
for the sin of looking at a butt... Ten billion years of hell
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 5h
my dead father inhabits a haunted bassoon
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 7h
I Was a Teenage Skeleton Warrior
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 7h
top 10 kanji that look like goatse
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 9h
nothing seems fun lately. and therefore...the world must be held accountable
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 11h
someone on here introduced me to the concept of just not posting when you're mentally unwell and i was like oh damn you can do that?
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
poop is the pudding of the butt
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but what if we combined our miseries... to create an even bigger misery?
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wtf is mercury up to i need explanations for this shit why it is the way it is
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shrieks of fright and shivers down the spine delight the lonely vamposaur at night
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
first-timers in the bog say "ho! this hearty bog has farted at me!" but look into the weary eyes of any long-time bog dweller and you will see that there is yet bog farts unsmelled by man and beast
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mom calls them mash pimptatoes cause she knows it makes me feel like a big boy
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy hlaaluween, fetchers
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
onions are kind of fiery in the belly because they grow down in the earth near hell
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
smell ya later, stinktember
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
does charlie brown ever become a real boy in the comics or does he remain an unfinished gloam forever
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you got the slimy ear that means a faerie was licking around in there while you slept
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wonder what zurin aretus the underking would think about this
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is this anything? [shows you mad scrawlings of proto-thoughts and incomplete sentences]
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Demon Halloweengangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chewy gum for a gooey chum
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nah bro, there's an ontologically complete realm of being, i promise, bro, you get there [snickers] after you die. just trust me, bro.
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hate when bathroom stall smells like hamburger stand (humid meat stench) and the faint stress hormone of a struggle
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you ever eat so much taco bell you can't focus your eyes
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crammed into my own ass as a prank
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm sending my blood to you in prayer i hope you feel juiced up
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of these days i'm gonna change my iggy ways
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[leaning back in my easy chair, beaming with self-righteousness] root beer is my LSD
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: don't play that hand, cowpoke me: [playing the very hand i seek to forbid myself]
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my black raven-headed mahakala swoops and does 23 slashing damage. your uuchusma screams in fiery wrath.
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some of y'all makin me mfin READ today aha ha [pulls gun in all seriousness]
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dracula bringing iced blood to his interview
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phone, do not ever give me any bleeps or bloops. Do not seek power over me, you cannot dismantle the master's house with the master's tools.. my phone: i serve thee master like unto the lord..
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SEGA SATURN more like sexless sadnerd
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
would the messieur like some inflammation with his burgeur
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is fine meme but everything is on fire and it really is fine
tibetan art of meditating x-ray skeleton on fire big smiles all around
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need a facebook marketplace vigilante who tells people when their prices are dumb
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mirrors are more fun than television
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i did a commercial for termite control it would imply we already live in your walls with a knife to the throat of a termite just waiting for the call
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i need a better hobby than anger. what's the goated blood-temperature-riser these days? no video games either.
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
contemplating managing intensities and blasting them back at the world as spells
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(completely naturalized to the idea) soylent green is people
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
jumping in front of a bullet for someone like a dog snapping at a treat because i don't want them to get it
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the age of boners is over. The time of the softies has come.
gothmog mogging us at the battle of osgiliath
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there should be an option called the 'scoundrel blaster' next to the like and retweet buttons, and when someone hits it you get a popup notification that says "you got blasted for being a scoundrel"
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i heard a rumor the guy they put in charge of the malevolent energies nexus may have let some shades and devils through in derilect of his duty
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nobody really thinks about you. they only think of themselves. that is why i live under a bridge and hammer people's toes as they cross. they may not think of me, but the pain will bear out proof of my being.
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Iggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they're putting me in charge of the nexus of malevolent energies
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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