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Comrade Topher

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only 4 awards away from EGOT status 🏳️‍🌈♿

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
woah dude the crossworlds dlc leaked
mamdani in a go kart
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Alex Olney @alexolney.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Ask a Scottish person when the Zelda remake is being released. "It's OoT in less than a month"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think most people don't know how stupid assassin's Creed has gotten
Eivor from AC Valhalla riding a Unibear in the non-binary colors Bayek from AC Origins riding a camel with a chocobo headKassandra from Odyssey riding a robot horse. Naoe from AC Shadows riding a horse that's a dragon I think
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Comrade Topher @ohmrdarcy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me when my chronic 'feel shitty' illness makes me chronically feel shitty
shocked pikacu face
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Comrade Topher @ohmrdarcy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Emperor Palpatine: Do It Star Wars Meme
ALT: Emperor Palpatine: Do It Star Wars Meme
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s super rad that Microsoft has overbudget Kojima money but not… *checks notes* hiring one person at the top who knows what they’re doing money
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Comrade Topher @ohmrdarcy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Friends: I'm So Happy And Not At All Jealous
ALT: Friends: I'm So Happy And Not At All Jealous
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 18/09/2026
Did you know gaming facts? In the British English localisations of the PS3 "It Only Does Everything" ad campaign, the entire slogan of the campaign was changed.
text on a gradient background saying "What don't it do fam"
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Comrade Topher @ohmrdarcy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drag Race UK queens getting ready after Snatch Game
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Mr. Spooky Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/09/2026
Girl that's not sweat you shidded
Ad for some hyperhidrosis teledoc service. 

Pictured is a lady in tan shorts with a dark stain on her ass directly around her butthole area.

7 signs it's not normal sweat:

Soaked shirts

Dripping hands

Damp underwear

Ruined shoes

Wet seats

Backup outfits

Sweat year-round

FIRST MONTH FREE

Oxybutynin Rx gel, delivered.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Comrade Topher @ohmrdarcy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
okay but do you??
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 16/09/2026
It genuinely is weird Wolverine has smooth armpits
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drake in the Digital Circus: Pomni, you’re very mature for your age Pomni: Oh no, my avatar is just short, I’m like…25 Drake in the Digital Circus: …damn
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Neco-Tan - LowPoly #EnVTuber @tannerofthenorth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dang I had no idea, I cant believe I have to continue not listening to ed sheeran
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brendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 15/09/2026
and another thing: i am not complicit. please don't put in the newspaper that i am complicit.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DRAKE: X · X · O · ∆ ∆ ∆ · X · X · O · ∆ ∆ ∆ I want a Latina, I want a Latina PARAPPA: I want a Latina! I w-want a Latina! DRAKE: X · X · O · ∆ · · · X · X · ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ I want a face just like Carolina PARAPPA: I wanta WAIIST! just like uhoh (bweet) U RAPPIN BAD
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fuckin sucks ass they're using AI to make the new Prof Layton and Yokai Watch
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is this another “xbox trying to make a studio more enticing to a buyer” kind of announcement or
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9th Anniversary of Ted Cruz jorking it to stepmom porn on 9/11
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was just at the centrist rally and they were all playing Eternal Anima
Screenshot of Eternal Anima trailer that says "Never Strive For a Better Tomorrow"
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MeatMan @meatman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell Yeah Brother
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/11/2025
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A duck walking on the small road near water, beak open. Text reads Let them be wrong.
Peace is realising you do not have to attend every argument you are invited to.
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Tarvould @tarvouldsquest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"cOnTrOvErSy aSiDe"
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even in a still photo her acting is bad
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Once again if this effects your day in any way Nelson Muntz ha ha dot gif
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
this is a common question and the answer is that a lot of companies actually do track piracy numbers when it comes to gauging interest in an IP so if you really want to send the message that Harry Potter is toxic: no, you should not pirate it either
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
I take zero fucking pleasure in reminding people about this every time, but Lollipop Chainsaw is currently in the hands of some absolute losers and you should not give them your money. You should, however, check out the original 360/PS3 release because it’s a lot of fun! (Source in alt text)
As with the original, the new title aims to recreate a world rich in dark
humor. The development process will prioritize staying true to the distinctive tone and spirit of the original work, without imposing excessive creative restrictions in the name of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion).

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/aftermath.site/post/3luoe2halnp27
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just 2 years ago you would only get an article like this from an outlet like Pink News. It gives me hope when you start to see mainstream outlets like The Verge and Variety openly writing about Harry Potter only in the context of it funding JK Rowling's bigotry.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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