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Dan Nye

@ohhidannye.bsky.social
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Actor. Improviser. Host. Writer. Married to B. Oh hi! Elder emo millennial Things I've said that people have liked: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wjmeia2arq… ⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛 ...yes, and? Opinions are my own He/Him

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 1h
Must have been taking notes from the Cry-ami game
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
Wired* Weird? What an idiot
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
It's more for financial reasons, size of his contract, etc A lot of that is dictated by the club where he came from and what his salary is, what the transfer fee would be
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
Isn't the only other loan Giaccone? But I do agree with you. He was barely getting minutes and got buried behind Lennon before Zaroury showed up
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
This needs to be said, and put on every social media platform where the #Crew96 are Tired: Taha playing as a winger Weird: Taha playing as a AM Inspired: Taha playing as a play-making, unbelievable #8 In our over crowded CM room, Taha is a written in pen starter
A photo of a graphic from last night's Columbus Crew game. It's a Heat Map of Taha Habroune. The graphic shows he covered the majority of the field, basically everywhere but the corners. 
Goals: 1, xG: .29, Distance covered: 8 miles, Touches: 63
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
They showed a replay on the broadcast, but the angle wasn't wide enough to catch what happened And that's just silly They also kept commentating about how young Kessler was. That's a young kid's response
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 3h
LLM is short for Ladies Love Masturbating
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h
Energy deficit disorder
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
How'd that work out for them??
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
Never saw it on the replay on the broadcast But the commentators were saying it was weak sauce and Kessler towers over Josef
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
There's a chance the DP rules change to allow for more players in the off-season. The discussions in the league have already been happening Would be a 4D chess move from Issa
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
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Ted Lasso: It's the Hope That Kills You
Alt: Ted Lasso: It's the Hope That Kills You
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
There is a chance the rules for DPs change in the offseason, and we can sign him permanently as a 4th DP
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
👀
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2h
Also relevant here: bsky.app/profile/ohhi...
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 7h
Happy hell is real week or whatever
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 3h
An avalanche of shots in a tornado of games
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 3h
is a sex coach the same thing as a drill instructor?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 3h
Eating an extra slice of cake to keep these thighs thick so if I run fast enough I can start a fire to keep you warm in the winter.
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 3h
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Shades Inception: Man Reveals More Sunglasses
Alt: Shades Inception: Man Reveals More Sunglasses
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 3h
What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!) @indivisible.org roped me in to design and illustrate a new zine! Check it out in this 🧵 - and visit linktr.ee/wewillvote to sign up for the Election Protection Program and find all the resources you need!
Page 1: text reads "WHAT IF YOU SEE ICE AT THE POLLS? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!)"

Image shows pen and ink drawings of an ICE agent peeking around one side of the word ICE and a determined looking person holding up a cell phone as if to record peering around the other side.
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 11h
It was send one ever time I saw one or do a bunch all at once
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 11h
How do you know what my workouts smell like, Keyth?
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 11h
Mealhole?
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 11h
I don't even know anymore
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 21h
My body always hates me when I'm hungry going into a workout and then shove so much protein down my snackhole afterwards
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 21h
I forget lots of jokes
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 21h
CYBORG
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 21h
Same starting line up as Saturday, no?
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 23h
Such a goddamn banger youtu.be/dV7dfeA__0w?...
youtu.be
Good Terms - Cough (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Good Terms
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 23h
Help, I can't stop listening to @goodtermsband.bsky.social Actually, don't help, I'm really fucking enjoying it
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 23h
I consume a lot of my news this way Because, you know, the horrors...
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm curious, I'm not sure if that curiousity is enough to get me to sit through the film But I've learned for myself there's a level of cringe I just can't handle. Even in some scripted comedies I don't find it funny, I just get uncomfortable
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Whoops, too late
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But also, somehow, some of the most destructive? We get it, you're not well adjusted, can you *please* stop making it *my* problem??
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 14/10/2026
the elizabeth holmes movie is 3 hours. the musk movie is 4 hours. i actually don't care how good they are as films, i am simply not giving 7 more hours of my brain space to these awful humans. they've already taken enough.
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@miq.moe
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finally have enough leftover cat-5 cords for my Halloween web
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My honest reaction:
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Man Reading 'Sensible Chuckle' Magazine
Alt: Man Reading 'Sensible Chuckle' Magazine. He then gives a sensible chuckle.
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*weakly* yay, captialism...
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 14/10/2026
gas stations that slow the pump so they can show you more ads I want to destroy them
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If ivermectin is so great, why is there still a parasite problem in the White House?
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Him: *cracks knuckles* I got this
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Apparently!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Netflix is laying off 1,000 workers — its largest layoff ever. In 2025, Netflix had a net income of $11 billion (up 26%). Its CEO was paid $53M (255x more than the median employee). And it just raised prices for the second time in just over a year. Corporate greed in a nutshell.
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I thought this said 'Alec Baldwin' at first, and I got REALLY concerned
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Clearly, they don't know your nickname is Big 'Pokes the Bear' Tots
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I did, that's why I was asking specifically There isn't a great angle that shows where Jansson is, but he could be between the two of them Regardless, I'm excited to listen. Love you, love Matt
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THEIR LOSS
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also:
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Marth Dancing
Alt: Marth Dancing in SSB
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