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mj ultra

@oceani.city
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MJ. Marginalia appreciator. Boston-type degenerate. PhD dropout. Toddler ma. (she/her; TERFs & other bigots can eat shit)

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/01/2026
I can't believe calling him Drumpf hasn't worked yet
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Fifteen years ago I felt pretty embarrassed pronouncing a word wrong, but now I’m just boasting like “oh yeah I guess I only know that one from READING it in a BOOK”
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404 Media @404media.co · 22/12/2025
This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required. www.404media.co/flock-expose...
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⚧ Andi Jay is (gonna be) OK ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @no-spoons-no-forks.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
A knit peach, teal, and white kitten with black eyes resting on an American Airlines seat tray.
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/12/2025
My dad walked out of Home Alone. We met him in the lobby after it ended and, on the walk to the car and the whole ride home, he was muttering and sputtering about “destruction of property”, which remains a family meme 35 years later. He was a real one.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
in the uk is it called meths
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 02/12/2025
Why it matters
A quote from an Axios story about a raccoon that got trashed at a North Carolina store that reads: "Why it matters: The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon."
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Was this a 52/48 vote by any chance
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FEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Part up every spiceday with a plainback ride horse open beans beans beans beans
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
"Nobody in history has ever lost $500 billion in a few weeks," Huang said. "You've gotta be worth a lot to lose $500 billion in a few weeks."
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 20/11/2025
Feeling pretty secure in deleting all those @repchrispappas.bsky.social fundraising emails Hey @baldwin.senate.gov & @schiff.senate.gov & @govpritzker.illinois.gov why are you supporting this guy??
Screenshot of Gmail search results for “Pappas in:trash” revealing a bunch of fundraising emails from him, including by the people named in my post
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/11/2025
Hey, @bostonglobe.com took a break from slandering Mass public schools, teachers, and public sector unions…to platform a racist pedophile.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
there is no app that will tell your boss “you’re getting this much work out of me and not a minute more”. the only thing that does that is a union.
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
all the wives of these fascist freaks are every bit as bad as they are and i have no idea why some folks give them the benefit of the doubt
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died. So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 14/11/2025
New England Wildlife Center has been part of my monthly giving for almost 10 years; they do such great work for a population of animals that no other org in the area can help
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
a “Space Force”, if you will
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/11/2025
Remember to never post something from your own lived experience, even if that’s clear and you don’t generalize. You must account for infinite other situations in <300 characters or remain silent. Being facetious, dry, droll, or anything else less serious than death is punishable by scolding.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 10/11/2025
You would normally have to break my arm to get me on the phone before coffee, but I called both @markey.senate.gov and @warren.senate.gov this morning, because I could not concentrate on anything else until getting it on record that either Schumer goes, or they do.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 10/11/2025
The “the fact that I’m at risk of seeing a 14 year olds opinion at any point in my day is a human rights violation” tweet, with “14 year old” replaced by “New Hampshire politician”
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 09/11/2025
And much like then, I don’t get how this isn’t fraud
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
What really bugs me about these guys - not just the ones at the top, but the local ones and their local voters, the $80k truck and monochrome flag T-shirt set - they deign to lecture me about how I should live my life and how my family should operate, and they're all on the edge of ruin at all times
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 02/11/2025
Good morning to all my fellow parents whose dumb toddlers don’t understand daylight savings time
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The Massachusetts rainy day fund has 8.6 billion in it right now. Look around @massgovernor.bsky.social - it's raining.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 24/10/2025
147 ground miles in just under six days. Fedex originally estimated I'd receive this package on Sunday the 19th. In Boston.
A screenshot of FedEx tracking details for a package. The two highlighted rows show the package initially leaving the first FedEx facility in Raleigh, NC, USA on Thursday, 10/16 at 9:21 pm and arriving at their Concord, NC facility on Wednesday, 10/22 at 3:44 pm.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 22/10/2025
Every single rationalisation for contributing to X, volunteering time and effort help prop up not just Elon Musk's ad revenues but his overarching white supremacist colonial project, is shallow and nonsensical Yes [insert group] is still on there. That is bad, and you should fight that, not succumb
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 21/10/2025
My husband has been in the same huge group chat since he started texting on a T9, with the same guys he's known since middle school, and the only thing that could embarrass them about it going public is possibly how goddamn goofy they all are? possibly related: husband is not a dirtbag
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 21/10/2025
Absolutely. Devaluation of the PhD was a huge part of my decision to leave my studies. Anyway, *all* faculty unions should have joined in loud, unqualified support for unionizing/-ed grad students. USPS letter carriers can tell you what happens when you want a another class to absorb your shit.
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My man looking like he gonna open the airlock on the space station to let the Daleks in.
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Glonzo Ball @groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
buddy people on bluesky from communists who hate the democrats to actual partisan dems are not here to demand you be a democrat mouthpiece, we just want your paper to stop being an amoral wasteland pretending that it isn't, run by and full of amoral creeps like you pretending that you're not
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 20/10/2025
I've blocked all AI features from Zoom at work, but since this garbage only started once Zoom forced AI into everything, I assume it's AI. Anyway, I don't know how you claim AI is transcription magic when it can't even deal with coughing, throat clearing, and verbal pauses.
A pop-up window in a zoom meeting with the heading "Confirm your speaking language", followed by the text "It sounds like you might have switched to a different language. Please update it so we can provide better-quality transcription." Below is a drop-down menu with "Vietnamese" as the suggested language, followed by "Cancel" and "Save" buttons.
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Andrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/10/2025
Glad to see chad @cpsc.gov doing their job without some bitch-ass "blame democrats" sign up
Screenshot of CPSC recall notice page. A pop-up window reads: "CPSC Activities During a Lapse in Appropriations: During the lapse in federal appropriations, CPSC will continue its critical work to protect the public from imminent threats to human life and property. This work includes screening hazardous products at ports, monitoring injury reports, and taking urgent enforcement actions such as product recalls. Previously scheduled meetings of the Commission and its staff will not take place during this period." The recall notice in the background describes an item containing sulfuric acid being sold without the acid in child-resistant packaging.
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/10/2025
Furious about busting my ass on the stairs last night, but (and I feel SO guilty about this) somewhat relieved to be freed of the anxiety about taking my tot to a protest I’ve been extremely sick, injured, or just down for the count parenting a baby for every protest I’ve wanted to hit since 2018
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 17/10/2025
This is for men “Hard to pocket” = it’s going to end up in his wife’s purse “Fatigues your hand” = he’s just going to ask her to use her phone look up stuff, put things in the calendar, and call his fucking mother
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/10/2025
Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...
New York's Richest Ask 'how Dare He?' as Mamdani Closes In on City Hall
The city's 1% realize their influence is waning: It's hard to be chill and relaxed'
It was just after finishing a set of pelvic floor exercises that a Pilates instructor on the Upper East Side recently brought up one of the least popular men in the neighborhood: New York City
mayoral front-runner Zohran Mamdani,.

All of a sudden the class, which costs $50 a pop, became something of a political confab. In between sets, some women strategized about helping former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo,
who they see as more palatable, pull off an upset. Others gushed about a recent New York Post cover depicting Gov. Kathy Hochul, who had recently endorsed Mamdani, as a devotee of Mao Zedong.

New York's richest residents can't stop talking about Mamdani, the Democratic nominee. To many of the city's uber-wealthy, his sustained
popularity has been a shock. The 33-year-old, self. described Democratic Socialist is the overwhelming favorite to win City Hall next month, on a platform that includes free buses and free child care--programs that, the moneyed
are well aware, somebody needs to shell out for.

"I hope Mamdani is going to give out free Xanax," said Caroline Leventhal, a lifelong Upper East sider who co-founded 'Mic'd and Medicated," a podcast that dissects the lifestyle of cosmetic surgeries and private ski instructors. "It's hard to
be chill and relaxed."
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 17/10/2025
Outstanding cover image choice for the AI results on this search, just A+ future shit here on Al Gore’s internet
Screenshot of the top part of Google’s AI-generated search results for the search term “Qwerty keyboard layout”. The primary image is an illustration of a completely different keyboard layout (Colemak).
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/10/2025
Guido and Luigi from the first Cars movie, frowning
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 12/10/2025
[extremely thousand-yard stare voice]: If you’re taking your little kid to mini golf for the first time, prepare them for not getting to keep the golf ball. Punk had three (3) meltdowns over this: immediately after the ball disappearing on the 18th hole, on the ride home, and then again at home.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
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mj ultra @oceani.city · 11/10/2025
The “hayride” at the corn maze we decided not to do today
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
As a reminder, when Jack Posobiec was in the US Navy, they assessed his full capabilities and concluded that he was best suited to collecting samples for urinalysis
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
People who use "slurs" about the computer get a little thrill out of micro-dosing racism, which is unlike me who gets a little thrill out of scolding people about things that don't matter.
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