Reposted by mj ultraChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/01/2026I can't believe calling him Drumpf hasn't worked yet 521675181
Reposted by mj ultraMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Fifteen years ago I felt pretty embarrassed pronouncing a word wrong, but now I’m just boasting like “oh yeah I guess I only know that one from READING it in a BOOK” 281280119
Reposted by mj ultra404 Media @404media.co · 22/12/2025This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required. www.404media.co/flock-expose... 161665636
Reposted by mj ultra⚧ Andi Jay is (gonna be) OK ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @no-spoons-no-forks.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her. 9718761
mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/12/2025My dad walked out of Home Alone. We met him in the lobby after it ended and, on the walk to the car and the whole ride home, he was muttering and sputtering about “destruction of property”, which remains a family meme 35 years later. He was a real one. 010
Reposted by mj ultraJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/12/2025in the uk is it called meths 631577221
Reposted by mj ultraChris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Was this a 52/48 vote by any chance 131
Reposted by mj ultraFEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Part up every spiceday with a plainback ride horse open beans beans beans beans 31007
Reposted by mj ultraRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/11/2025it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang... 844722568
mj ultra @oceani.city · 20/11/2025Feeling pretty secure in deleting all those @repchrispappas.bsky.social fundraising emails Hey @baldwin.senate.gov & @schiff.senate.gov & @govpritzker.illinois.gov why are you supporting this guy?? 010
mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/11/2025Hey, @bostonglobe.com took a break from slandering Mass public schools, teachers, and public sector unions…to platform a racist pedophile. 130
Reposted by mj ultra😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025there is no app that will tell your boss “you’re getting this much work out of me and not a minute more”. the only thing that does that is a union. 37012
Reposted by mj ultraPOTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 17/11/2025all the wives of these fascist freaks are every bit as bad as they are and i have no idea why some folks give them the benefit of the doubt 31433
Reposted by mj ultramore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/11/2025#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died. So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple! 625633
mj ultra @oceani.city · 14/11/2025New England Wildlife Center has been part of my monthly giving for almost 10 years; they do such great work for a population of animals that no other org in the area can help 010
mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/11/2025Remember to never post something from your own lived experience, even if that’s clear and you don’t generalize. You must account for infinite other situations in <300 characters or remain silent. Being facetious, dry, droll, or anything else less serious than death is punishable by scolding. 010
Reposted by mj ultraDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential. 521361639
mj ultra @oceani.city · 10/11/2025You would normally have to break my arm to get me on the phone before coffee, but I called both @markey.senate.gov and @warren.senate.gov this morning, because I could not concentrate on anything else until getting it on record that either Schumer goes, or they do. 000
Reposted by mj ultraBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 4652001159
Reposted by mj ultraJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 03/11/2025What really bugs me about these guys - not just the ones at the top, but the local ones and their local voters, the $80k truck and monochrome flag T-shirt set - they deign to lecture me about how I should live my life and how my family should operate, and they're all on the edge of ruin at all times 760080
mj ultra @oceani.city · 02/11/2025Good morning to all my fellow parents whose dumb toddlers don’t understand daylight savings time 000
Reposted by mj ultraDr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The Massachusetts rainy day fund has 8.6 billion in it right now. Look around @massgovernor.bsky.social - it's raining. 29530
mj ultra @oceani.city · 24/10/2025147 ground miles in just under six days. Fedex originally estimated I'd receive this package on Sunday the 19th. In Boston. 010
Reposted by mj ultraKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 22/10/2025Every single rationalisation for contributing to X, volunteering time and effort help prop up not just Elon Musk's ad revenues but his overarching white supremacist colonial project, is shallow and nonsensical Yes [insert group] is still on there. That is bad, and you should fight that, not succumb 629184
Reposted by mj ultramj ultra @oceani.city · 21/10/2025My husband has been in the same huge group chat since he started texting on a T9, with the same guys he's known since middle school, and the only thing that could embarrass them about it going public is possibly how goddamn goofy they all are? possibly related: husband is not a dirtbag 041
mj ultra @oceani.city · 21/10/2025Absolutely. Devaluation of the PhD was a huge part of my decision to leave my studies. Anyway, *all* faculty unions should have joined in loud, unqualified support for unionizing/-ed grad students. USPS letter carriers can tell you what happens when you want a another class to absorb your shit. 110
Reposted by mj ultraI Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 21/10/2025My man looking like he gonna open the airlock on the space station to let the Daleks in. 1430634
Reposted by mj ultraGlonzo Ball @groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025buddy people on bluesky from communists who hate the democrats to actual partisan dems are not here to demand you be a democrat mouthpiece, we just want your paper to stop being an amoral wasteland pretending that it isn't, run by and full of amoral creeps like you pretending that you're not 1703
mj ultra @oceani.city · 20/10/2025I've blocked all AI features from Zoom at work, but since this garbage only started once Zoom forced AI into everything, I assume it's AI. Anyway, I don't know how you claim AI is transcription magic when it can't even deal with coughing, throat clearing, and verbal pauses. 020
Reposted by mj ultraAndrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte... 5067991259
mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/10/2025Glad to see chad @cpsc.gov doing their job without some bitch-ass "blame democrats" sign up 020
mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/10/2025Furious about busting my ass on the stairs last night, but (and I feel SO guilty about this) somewhat relieved to be freed of the anxiety about taking my tot to a protest I’ve been extremely sick, injured, or just down for the count parenting a baby for every protest I’ve wanted to hit since 2018 000
Reposted by mj ultramj ultra @oceani.city · 17/10/2025This is for men “Hard to pocket” = it’s going to end up in his wife’s purse “Fatigues your hand” = he’s just going to ask her to use her phone look up stuff, put things in the calendar, and call his fucking mother 131
Reposted by mj ultraBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/10/2025Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr... 892640435
mj ultra @oceani.city · 17/10/2025Outstanding cover image choice for the AI results on this search, just A+ future shit here on Al Gore’s internet 010
Reposted by mj ultraGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it. 572029281
mj ultra @oceani.city · 12/10/2025[extremely thousand-yard stare voice]: If you’re taking your little kid to mini golf for the first time, prepare them for not getting to keep the golf ball. Punk had three (3) meltdowns over this: immediately after the ball disappearing on the 18th hole, on the ride home, and then again at home. 000
Reposted by mj ultrakat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever. 683774706
Reposted by mj ultraKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2025As a reminder, when Jack Posobiec was in the US Navy, they assessed his full capabilities and concluded that he was best suited to collecting samples for urinalysis 1032709581
Reposted by mj ultraLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2025People who use "slurs" about the computer get a little thrill out of micro-dosing racism, which is unlike me who gets a little thrill out of scolding people about things that don't matter. 721816