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Chris, but more frightening

@cawhitworth.bsky.social
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In another life, I am an erudite, fascinating, witty, sexy libertine. As it stands, I am mainly a disappointment. Occasional pots. He/Him. Also @cawhitworth@mastodon.online, formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter

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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 9h
"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 10h
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
heraldscotland.com
Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14h
HEARTWARMING: Local Man Assumed Stupid Instead Of Making Obvious Joke; Feminists Commend Ally For "Doing The Work"
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hello we are the velvet underground, here is 12 minutes of unlistenable noise, now here is 3 minute pop song. it's about how great heroin is and my girlfriend who is a transsexual. we're three very terse new york dudes in sunglasses and for some reason an ebullient welshman playing the viola v badly
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 15h
I feel like Richard has taken the bullet for all of us here in the "Bluesky, please react in the most Bluesky way possible" experiment and he deserves our support in the face of most of these replies, which are by people who are apparently encountering words for the first time
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walked past two students on Saturday, overheard this “Instead of cancelling it they should have introduced an even smaller Scrappy Doo to fuck with the first Scrappy. And kept going like that.” “And smaller Mystery Gang members?” “Yeah!! A tiny very clean shaven well dressed Shaggy.”
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Going to piss off everyone I do not believe any ethnostate of any kind should exist. AND Much of the driving motivation behind this specific motion is in fact rooted in antisemitism. Lots of the people involved here are not acting in good faith. The horrible situation will be damaging to Greens.
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Handles! Hah! #PotteryThrowdown
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there’s an ad for the Range Rover Electric that’s clearly got AI-generated bits in it and it looks absolutely dogshit, which also feels entirely appropriate.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've watched this so many times, it's so good, she's completely captivating youtu.be/b5unUACxHJ8?...
youtu.be
earthsignchels - Daddy Died | A COLORS SHOW
YouTube video by COLORS
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But it will work this time, ignore the last couple of decades.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg you people can't do anything
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
battle dot net stay logged in across a sleep/wake cycle challenge, difficulty level: impossible
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 08/07/2023
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catching up on #CelebrityTraitors Richard E Grant Ross Kemp 🤝 Buddy I'm going to need you to stop digging
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ofc they're just very close friends
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is not knowledge that my free time needed to know about what with WoW Forever looming on the horizon and everything
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
these tiny 150ml bottles of soy sauce are about as useful for actual Chinese/East Asian cooking as those tiny 30g jars of spices are for Indian. Have a word with yourself and go and buy a litre of the stuff from your local Chinese supermarket. www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
theguardian.com
‘A hefty umami punch’: the best (and worst) supermarket light soy sauce, tasted and rated
Which salty condiment nails that deep flavour profile, and which is saltier than the sea? Our resident taster tries 10 soy sauces straight from the bottle
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mine is a bad impression of Izzard’s James Mason impression. Mostly just saying “James Mason” over and over.
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Jack Blackburn @hackblackburn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Help I've accidentally become too important at work and it is burning me out” #celebritytraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors
Joe Lycett carrying a prop gravestone
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I'd 100% be having a panic attack in there so #CelebrityTraitors
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuckin' love haggis though #CelebrityTraitors
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
went on traitors got recruited had a breakdown bon appetit #celebritytraitors
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OH THANK FUCK #CelebrityTraitors
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DO YOU HAVE MORE TEETH THAN A NORMAL PERSON
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok stop saying iconic though #CelebrityTraitors
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk has broken up with baby mommy 9/10/12/14, announced via Twitter unfollow alert post sponsored by Kalshi
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and yet, Merlin, and yet
Merlin telling me it’s unlikely i heard/saw a ring-necked parakeet in Cambridge today.
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I once heard a definition of art as “something done on purpose”. which i still quite like, but wonder if adding “by a person” wouldn’t be the worst idea.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
Christopher Hale w @ChristopherHale
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm sorry i'm sorry this doesn't usually happen i promise oh god oh no can you just... leave, please oh god
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Marika Rose @marika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg
Screenshot of 2020 tweet by parody account Theo Broethius: “I'm happy to announce my 1200 page dissertation was accepted as a two volume monograph on the theology of smoking pipes called : "The Puffing Christ: Toward a Peaceful Ontology of Inhalation." Imagine if liberation theology was rigorous and didn't hate white men's culture”Screenshot from theobro article: “Along with subscriptions, which range from $9.99 a month for premium content and $19.99 for VIP access, the company sells a “Christian Nationalist Starter Pack” of books for $99.99 with titles like “White Genocide” and T-shirts emblazoned with “It’s Ok to be White” and “I’ll Take the Christian, Hold the Judeo,” among other slogans. (The group also sells pro-nicotine T-shirts, part of their pro-smoking message.) Subscribers can listen to an audiobook version of Martin Luther’s “On the Jews and Their Lies” as well.”
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are in the stupidest timeline, part 967
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
with any luck the producers will have had a word with them and said “look everyone hates Amol and Acaster will be phenomenal when he has a breakdown so you know what to do” #celebritytraitors
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 01/10/2026
you cannot kill acaster and let rajan live. it is against god
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Do you understand?” Amol Rajan does not understand
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
James Blunt’s Buttery Nips
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
o….kay
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Chris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuine chance of Acaster fully losing his mind in this I reckon, going to be incredible #CelebrityTraitors
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