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mj ultra @oceani.city · 19/12/2025

Well good luck to ICE if they decide to target the Portuguese population of RI and SE Mass.

A map showing “Percent of Portuguese Americans by State”, cropped to the east coast. RI has the darkest color in the key, corresponding to 9%, and MA is the second darkest, corresponding to 4-5%. (CT & NH are the next step down, followed by ME, VT & NJ, then the rest of the map is in the lightest shade, labeled >0.5%.)

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/12/2025

She didn’t just block, she deleted

The text on a quote post:
Mille
skald @danglinghemmie.bsky.social • 4h (huffing turpentine) erm, jefferson had to rape his slaves to survive

The post being quoted:
P-Jingle &
@paulaqj.bsky.so...•5h
Are you seriously comparing Jefferson to Trump? People in the 1800's probably did despicable things just to live then, but that was a different time, no comparison

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 13/12/2025

Did u know that criticism of criticism of Trump is MAGA?

A tweet and its replies:

P-Jingle
@paulaqj.bsky.social
Can someone help me out here ...i posted a derogatory comment about Trump and now I condone Jefferson keeping and raping slaves.
Seriously you can't make it up
4:24 PM • Dec 12, 2025

UP THE FUCKING OFFEF
1878Steve @copawest.bsky.social • 1h
Maga will be maga, regardless of where the maga lives.

P-Jingle
Truth!
@paulaqj.bsky.social

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 04/12/2025

Tina thinks you should stay on the couch just in case though

A tortoiseshell cat reclines on a gray couch, tucked behind the knees of the blanket-covered lower half of a person lying on their side. The cat is looking back over her shoulder towards, but not directly at, the camera.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 04/12/2025

I tiled this into a Zoom background for vent sessions

ASCII art of a person in 3 day sassy poses, arranged diagonally from top left to bottom right of the image. One word of text from the phrase “per my email” is next to each pose.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 20/11/2025

Feeling pretty secure in deleting all those @repchrispappas.bsky.social fundraising emails Hey @baldwin.senate.gov & @schiff.senate.gov & @govpritzker.illinois.gov why are you supporting this guy??

Screenshot of Gmail search results for “Pappas in:trash” revealing a bunch of fundraising emails from him, including by the people named in my post

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 19/11/2025

Looks like Cambridge St to 28 is the way to go

Screenshot of Google Maps directions from Harvard University to the USS Constitution. The recommended route is Cambridge St, but the Mem Drive route shown (which is chopped off and probably wrong) takes the same amount of time (28 min). The Somerville way is longer (30 min).

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 09/11/2025

The UI is charming, too

A cropped screenshot of the UI of the BitCam app after a photo is taken. Under a dithered B&W capture (of a coffee mug next to two remotes on a side table), the screen has “BitCam” written in the original Mac display font “Chicago”. Under that, from left to right, are trash barrel, globe, and floppy disc icons in a classic Mac style.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 07/11/2025

She tore an eyelid when our baby was 6 weeks old and we didn’t even have a fully working kitchen. I was pumping in the car on the way to vet visits and doing stroller circles around the waiting room, but worth every minute (and $).

A tortoiseshell cat wearing a soft head cone that looks like a sunflower. She’s sitting on the piece of plywood that was our kitchen table at the time.

On a table in front of a window and facing out is the same tortie cat in same sunflower collar, which is glowing in the afternoon light.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 24/10/2025

When the ppasssing hits

Still from garbage slop pretend AI video game with a red slashed circle symbol over an unrecognizable arrangement of shapes, and the text PPASSSING written below

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 24/10/2025

147 ground miles in just under six days. Fedex originally estimated I'd receive this package on Sunday the 19th. In Boston.

A screenshot of FedEx tracking details for a package. The two highlighted rows show the package initially leaving the first FedEx facility in Raleigh, NC, USA on Thursday, 10/16 at 9:21 pm and arriving at their Concord, NC facility on Wednesday, 10/22 at 3:44 pm.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 20/10/2025

I've blocked all AI features from Zoom at work, but since this garbage only started once Zoom forced AI into everything, I assume it's AI. Anyway, I don't know how you claim AI is transcription magic when it can't even deal with coughing, throat clearing, and verbal pauses.

A pop-up window in a zoom meeting with the heading "Confirm your speaking language", followed by the text "It sounds like you might have switched to a different language. Please update it so we can provide better-quality transcription." Below is a drop-down menu with "Vietnamese" as the suggested language, followed by "Cancel" and "Save" buttons.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/10/2025

Glad to see chad @cpsc.gov doing their job without some bitch-ass "blame democrats" sign up

Screenshot of CPSC recall notice page. A pop-up window reads: "CPSC Activities During a Lapse in Appropriations: During the lapse in federal appropriations, CPSC will continue its critical work to protect the public from imminent threats to human life and property. This work includes screening hazardous products at ports, monitoring injury reports, and taking urgent enforcement actions such as product recalls. Previously scheduled meetings of the Commission and its staff will not take place during this period." The recall notice in the background describes an item containing sulfuric acid being sold without the acid in child-resistant packaging.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 17/10/2025

Outstanding cover image choice for the AI results on this search, just A+ future shit here on Al Gore’s internet

Screenshot of the top part of Google’s AI-generated search results for the search term “Qwerty keyboard layout”. The primary image is an illustration of a completely different keyboard layout (Colemak).

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 11/10/2025

The “hayride” at the corn maze we decided not to do today

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 03/10/2025

I choose both. Here is my cat in her regular ritual of waiting until I’m in a meeting to decide she wants something, and I either have to pet her until I’m done or listen to her yowl the whole time.

Screenshot of a zoom call, with faces obscured, except for a tortoiseshell cat’s head as she demands full attention

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 01/10/2025

Grossly unprofessional; this trash has no place in this email. @democrats-veterans.house.gov @vetsat.bsky.social

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 19/09/2025

If anyone’s looking for the Massachusetts dot in that list, save yourself ten minutes of scrolling: it’s WWLP in Springfield

Screenshot of a section of Nexstar’s list of US stations, showing the entry for Springfield MA. The station identified is WWLP.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 08/08/2025

Pretty sure the angel is one of these guys—the other one is in another Oval Office doorway pediment—that’s been spray painted to hell

Walmart item page screenshot of Design Toscano cherub decorations

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 17/06/2025

It hits so different when it's your job to make sure it's working; why did I ever want this

Screenshot of isup.me report for a site which has been obscured and labeled "work website" because it's my goddamned work website

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 11/06/2025

I know I'm in the minority but I simply can't get upset about rainy days

A screenshot of the Allergy Plus app widget on my phone, showing the daily allergen forecast to be 0.8 (on a scale from 0-12), and listing the current prominent allergens in my area (grasses, oak, dock).

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 05/06/2025

Disapproving torties report

A tortoiseshell cat curled up in a cat bed, looking back at the camera, unimpressed

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 19/05/2025

I had a similar model and how did I not realize until now that the “SPORTS” looks like it was cut and pasted from the City Sports logo? Which I had on a couple of t-shirts at the time?

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 26/12/2024

Just Christmas Thoughts from your neighborhood

Another Nextdoor post from a third person, obscured, with the text:

"You know this app is so funny. A joke really. There were multiple people that begged for money on here or offered to supposedly work for it. Nobody noticed that there was maybe one with merit. And that one was marginal because I offered him compensation for two different things thinking he would maybe pick one. No replies.

When I posted a simple link to my Etsy store with a polite message all I got was one guy yelling at me. The only other thing I posted was asking someone if they knew of any apartments to let me know. There were people advertising them and they didn't even answer.

You know what I'm struggling too and I never begged. I wouldn't on here anyway, but honestly I knew nobody would care anyway.

Basically if anyone on here knows me please save someone else from something that isn't your business (this is meant for a very specific group and a particular reason. It's not meant for everyone).

Otherwise you all take care. Otherwise I won't bother to answer anything trying to help. It's pathetic anyway."

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 26/12/2024

Continuing the Christmas Day feed. I'm not expanding this post because it would take a whole thread to post the alt text overflow

Another Nextdoor post, name obscured, showing only the preview text: "WARNING: This post you may want to skip. I am a 76 year old Democrat and I have to get this off my chest. On November 5 we Democrats got Creamed, demolished, and WWE body slammed."

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 26/12/2024

A Merry Nextdoor Christmas

Screenshot of two successive posts by the same person (name and location obscured) in my Nextdoor feed, both posted on Christmas.

Text of the bottom one: "dear credit karma, every month I get an email from you about how "awesome " my credit score is. I really dont need to be reminded of that fact. simple reasoning is, I am 55, and never had a a girlfriend to spend money on. decades of rejection. my grandfather years ago advised me to get as many credit cards as i can. but then over the years, I just never used them and let the credit card companies close the accounts cause I had no reason to use em. now I have congestion heart failure. hospital wants my credit card info. I made it clear I am working on a " do not resuscitate" letter. stop trying to cheer me up. your not helping. I am gonna die soon, taking 6 medication. hospital that doesn't get it, and a credit score that is "awesome" and no one to hold my hand in bed."

Text of the top one: "well, i finished writing my own eulogy. didn't want some priest or elder, or some hull high school guidance teacher speaking for me."

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 29/11/2024

The “Go a full month without learning about a new horror of being born into the female body” challenge isn’t going well

Screenshot of a webmd page with the heading “Burning tongue syndrome” followed by the text “Some postmenopausal women get this syndrome, which makes the tongue feel as if it has been burned.”

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 23/11/2024

Ian McNiece is a treasure

Ian McNiece as Bert Large in the TV show Doc Martin, wearing a beanie and green apron and reading a newspaper, with the beach of a Cornwall fishing village in the background.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 18/11/2024

My whole life now is finding masses of carefully arranged vehicles all over the house. At least he relocated the toast onto the coaster and not the floor.

A 2 year old boy in blue and white striped pajamas stacks a mini fire engine on top of 8 other toy vehicles on a plate. Almost out of frame in the foreground is a piece of half-eaten toast atop a drink coaster.

A mangled piece of toast sits on top of a drink coaster, with the plate of cars partially visible in the background. The abuse of the toast has left crumbs all over the table.

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 11/11/2024

Me feeling some kind of way about keeping my distance from NYT Cooking for Thanksgiving but knowing it’s what must be done

David Tennant as the Doctor, standing in a pouring rain, looking mournful but resigned

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mj ultra @oceani.city · 08/11/2023

iPhone refusing to autocomplete the word genocide

iPhone screenshot of “Genoci” having already been typed but the autocomplete is only suggesting Genomics and Genomic

iPhone screenshot of “genoci” having already been typed but the autocomplete is only suggesting “age oxide” and “age oxidation”

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