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John @obungler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Suspended from X The Everything Site so it looks like I'm your problem now
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They should release all the Simpsons games ever made in a collection for a hundred bucks because only one of them is good, two are okay, and 30 of them are the worst game ever made but I still want to play them
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
On the one hand ChatGPT enabled my psychotic delusions but on the other hand it helped me organise my music collection by how often each album is sending me secret messages confirming that I am a god
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 30/07/2026
There's already so many ways to play N64 games without supporting a fashy little freak's pet project. Do not buy the war crime n64. aftermath.site/war-crime-n64-...
Palmer Luckey sitting behind his little M64 by ModRetro.
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wait is that how much kids books cost now or just the evil ones
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Breaking: Keir Starmer seen dating Katy Perry
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Labor's refusal to accept a Labor/Greens coalition may give us a Liberal/One Nation coalition
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👻 oct-BOO-cryptid 🎃 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
A screenshot of the account "whats Aaron doing". They shared a porn link that was liked by Aaron Rodericks, the Bluesky's head of "trust and safety". The creator of the account was banned for sharing
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 07/05/2026
They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed
• Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content designed to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
• Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harassment accounts.
The following Post was removed:
I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account
Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 10th May, 2026.
If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He's only sleepy in four of them. Progress!
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power”
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Not unfair
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
*to the tune of Foster The People's 'Houdini'* sometimes I wanna drink a beer
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Kinks' song 'Australia' skewers us so comprehensively as a nation I don't think we've ever recovered m.youtube.com/watch?v=guGD...
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The Kinks - Australia (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Kinks
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Journalist: how's your health Trump: *looking upward* it will not be long before I break the surly bonds of mortality to meet with Hades in the realm of the underworld. I have a one-way ticket and the train is leaving the station Article: Trump upbeat despite health rumours
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
JD Vance-posting
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Oh no my shitty song won't get 0.0000000000001 cent
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Those songs must really suck
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Tim Finn: hullo mum Mum: oh hullo Nill Tim: its tum Mum: tum who Tim: tum funn Mum: ... Tim: frund of phul jidd Mum: ... Tim: luke nill bet liss lukable Mum: oh yus phul jidd's frund Tim: I sud thet Mum: is nill there Tim: no he's writing our nixt bug sungle I gut you Mum: gudniss
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James Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Graham's all about 'protecting women'
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 22/12/2025
you will be visited by three spirits
the cover of emerson lake and palmer’s “love beach” album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Beach
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Suburban Homeboy by Sparks is as relevant today as the day it was written, perhaps more so
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶" My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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Tío Diego 🗯‼️ @monodi.latinsky.app · 05/12/2025
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story

"TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS"

Rated E for Everyone

get N or get out

12.21.1997

www.yoshi64.com"
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Let's be real. This band's discography went to shit really quickly. Historical drop off
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/12/2025
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Since we bought it's been a huge weight off my mind. You don't realise the stress of living in someone else's property until you're.... not
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Interviewed on 3AW, Dezi Freeman has declared the Melbourne Tunnel a "rip-roaring success" while praising Jacinta Allen as a "visionary leader who can unite all Victorians"
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani:
spooky shawn phD = @shawn.. •7h ***
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if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles
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Well maybe you should have principles
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spooky shawn phD @shawnathan37
Replying to @FragileFraggle
you're right maybe i should
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We've already seen AI driving people to psychosis, but man, what happens to these people if/when the bubble pops. Not just to the economy but also, just, to these people's brains, what happens If AI stops being available or just stops being cheap/free to use
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
30 Rock-ass Reality
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
FBI agents after seeing the Trump Clinton tape
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hot
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?"

separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry."

reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 07/11/2025
these people gotta go to jail
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tidal
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sorry, this man is NOT FOR SALE
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John @obungler.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
BREAKING: The Estate of Jeffrey Epstein has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
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