John @obungler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Suspended from X The Everything Site so it looks like I'm your problem now 020
Reposted by Johnrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke 241594122
Reposted by JohnBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They should release all the Simpsons games ever made in a collection for a hundred bucks because only one of them is good, two are okay, and 30 of them are the worst game ever made but I still want to play them 3750568
John @obungler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026On the one hand ChatGPT enabled my psychotic delusions but on the other hand it helped me organise my music collection by how often each album is sending me secret messages confirming that I am a god 042
Reposted by JohnAftermath @aftermath.site · 30/07/2026There's already so many ways to play N64 games without supporting a fashy little freak's pet project. Do not buy the war crime n64. aftermath.site/war-crime-n64-... 241427536
Reposted by JohnTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180875569
Reposted by JohnBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Breaking: Keir Starmer seen dating Katy Perry 1757775
John @obungler.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Labor's refusal to accept a Labor/Greens coalition may give us a Liberal/One Nation coalition 020
Reposted by JohnJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 07/05/2026They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed 3262622077
Reposted by JohnJohn Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash 2697072695
Reposted by JohnEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew 1904907684
Reposted by JohnBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power” 232102397
Reposted by JohnJohn @obungler.bsky.social · 19/10/2025*to the tune of Foster The People's 'Houdini'* sometimes I wanna drink a beer 021
John @obungler.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The Kinks' song 'Australia' skewers us so comprehensively as a nation I don't think we've ever recovered m.youtube.com/watch?v=guGD...m.youtube.comThe Kinks - Australia (Official Audio)YouTube video by The Kinks 110
John @obungler.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Journalist: how's your health Trump: *looking upward* it will not be long before I break the surly bonds of mortality to meet with Hades in the realm of the underworld. I have a one-way ticket and the train is leaving the station Article: Trump upbeat despite health rumours 010
John @obungler.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Tim Finn: hullo mum Mum: oh hullo Nill Tim: its tum Mum: tum who Tim: tum funn Mum: ... Tim: frund of phul jidd Mum: ... Tim: luke nill bet liss lukable Mum: oh yus phul jidd's frund Tim: I sud thet Mum: is nill there Tim: no he's writing our nixt bug sungle I gut you Mum: gudniss 030
Reposted by JohnJames Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Graham's all about 'protecting women' 50805147
Reposted by JohnRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!! 398217356381
Reposted by JohnTim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Some of these redactions are almost like modern art 417159762593
Reposted by Johnmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds 10884147
John @obungler.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Suburban Homeboy by Sparks is as relevant today as the day it was written, perhaps more so 000
Reposted by JohnTess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶" My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄 321003237
John @obungler.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Let's be real. This band's discography went to shit really quickly. Historical drop off 020
Reposted by Johnandy™ @andylevy.net · 05/12/2025in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company 42168741069
John @obungler.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Interviewed on 3AW, Dezi Freeman has declared the Melbourne Tunnel a "rip-roaring success" while praising Jacinta Allen as a "visionary leader who can unite all Victorians" 081
Reposted by JohnNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/11/2023ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters 5676173
Reposted by JohnReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani: 163885
Reposted by JohnTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025We've already seen AI driving people to psychosis, but man, what happens to these people if/when the bubble pops. Not just to the economy but also, just, to these people's brains, what happens If AI stops being available or just stops being cheap/free to use 37836140
Reposted by JohnJonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...cnn.comChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNNA 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit. 14686762326
John @obungler.bsky.social · 04/11/2025BREAKING: The Estate of Jeffrey Epstein has endorsed Andrew Cuomo 010
Reposted by JohnDavid Smith @rhunwords.com · 02/11/2025Epic added The Simpsons theme to Fortnite as a “Non-Union Re-Record” lmfao these people 75714
John @obungler.bsky.social · 02/11/2025This post was a lie. Sorry :/ truth is it wasn't an accident 000
John @obungler.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Jeff Lynne's production job on the first Travelling Wilburys album is so immaculate it killed Roy Orbison with a heart attack when he heard it 020
John @obungler.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The funniest thing you can do while dogsitting is threaten to feed him to the carnivorous plant. Oh you don't want to eat all your dinner? Into the plant you go 040
Reposted by JohnJohn @obungler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025My job is driving around Big Justice and The Rizzler in the back of a caged van. If they complain about the spartan conditions or lack of vegetables I get to hit them with whips. It ain't easy but it's a livin' 011
Reposted by JohnJohn @obungler.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Bone Thugs N Harmony said they would meet me at "Tha Crossroads" but the joke is on them. I'm going straight to heaven. Won't see them at all 031