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she/her :^)

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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 4h
(on an online betting website) look it's really important that you answer
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 6h
yup, often times games seem to have carry weight or grid inventories because That's How It's Done, and not because there's an actual gameplay conceit to that limit. The open world special is loot that's only good to sell + carry weight on items + trips back to sell to get money that's useless
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 6h
or is that the joke and my autism is too powerful LOL
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 6h
ok but they did this many times in the past 6 years
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 6h
unsheathing
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ceej @ceej.online · 22h
not taking your poll. nice try. you just want to steal my thoughts
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 21h
I tell people I have a guest room. I don't tell them skeleton Mario watches from the foot of the bed
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 6h
see: why anyone gives even a single shit about Eternal Darkness
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 6h
I should be so lucky to have my problems in the future contained to an evolved version of the shit now. there's probably going to be Another Thing, too 🫠
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 9h
BY SHEKHINAH
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tennis ball except the image is zoom blurred and corrupted/low-quality jpeg so it's all purple and green around the edges of the image and text
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deleterious esper dervish @nikheizen.bsky.social · 18h
making up a seer to get mad at 🙄
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 22h
when you go to the asian grocer to find new hot chip to melt your face off 🤤
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 22h
oracle who can only give prophecies in "guy who" format
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it would make for a good Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas type video lmao
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
trying to get the phone lines back on and accidentally resurrecting frankenstein's monster. motherfucker
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
caves of qud
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm so excited!!!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/10/2026
saw your boyfriend on youtube commenting "holy refresh pull" you can do so much better
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
even if it wasn't, I feel like saying anything negative about prices when you're a tourist even if you're not intending to complain is an unforced error. you made the sandwich etc etc
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
convergent evolution
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
that's what I mean, as in the open source stuff is peak but you still have to dodge people trying to fuck you sometimes
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
but it also requires knowing what you're looking at and being able to validate whether the results are accurate. I don't exactly trust some MBA prick in that capacity lol
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
there are plenty of real games for phones, they're just buried under unimaginably large piles of shit that are boosted by the app stores because the shit makes them more money (% cut of microtransactions) than the actual games. basically have to go by word of mouth
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
usually that just means someone hijacks the default download link instead because they know most people can't be fucked to build it manually themselves all roads most traveled lead to Product
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the banality of evil
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
all the disabled girlies who are rotten for the spreadsheet too sound off 🥴
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it's 2026 and they're still hitting us with the
dril tweet, 2/06/14. "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Drew @4484.cool · 14/10/2026
Blessings of Stendarr upon you, homeboy
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A being of ethereal beauty that doesnt leave footprints in fresh snow keeps trying to lure me into The Caves. Dont wait up, bozos, ya boy about to get his dick SUCKED
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh S H I T
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
caves of qud
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Schrödinger's monster
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 12/10/2026
im so mad that we got a fucking chatbot interface replacing everything i wanted software to be. its like the final knife in the gut for caring about interface design and it is wielded by fucking jeeves for some reason. suck my dick
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
When i have to write a confrontational email, i beseech the mighty odin to guide my hand But when its time to put pants on and get groceries, it is thor, god of battle and thunder, that i call upon for strength
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
voices of the void
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it was dusty and you didn't brush it off until it was plot relevant to do so
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your 5,000 piece puzzle turns out to be a picture of your headstone with tomorrow’s date
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the way all four would be censored for completely different reasons on mine
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maddux @bluffingdamacy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
new site idea everythingloggd and you click on someone's (my) profile and see this
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah I think it would have sunk in more if we had one of those plastic anatomy skeletons so I could Observe but we didn't get shit. turns out schools having funding important????
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There was a pokemon or something living under my deck but i managed to kick it to death and toss it in the ravine.
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
fun fact riboflavin (B2) will also make your piss neon yellow if it's not all absorbed
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Slay The Spire 2 Elite Infested Prism, also known as dorito, bane of runs
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah mine had some of the religious questions on the Test and I was like haha no then after being diagnosed I started thinking about how I do that superstition of not saying things out loud you don't want to happen and (vine boom sound effect)
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the "What's Included?" expandable dropdowns on www.lostincult.co.uk/shop/p/caves...
lostincult.co.uk
Caves of Qud — Lost In Cult
Joining our vinyl soundtrack release, we’ve partnered with Kitfox Games and developer Freehold Games once again to bring this Hugo Award-winning roguelike a full physical celebration on the Nintendo S...
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
fuck, I'm so sorry.
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Lost In Cult retail+ and editions versions have an estimate of Q1 or Q2 2027 so probably before or around then (hopefully)
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...it depends... (I am booed and pelted with rotten tomatoes off the stage)
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh god I'm being superimposed in every corner. all worlds being experienced simultaneously
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