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Ordering a nice heavy pile of lunch.

Buddy, you're doing god's work (gardening)

Look at them all. Barely conscious. Unwashed. Spouting nonsense... Improv troupes... Disgusting.

Extend your arms straight above your head and get a good stretch. That's the assignment today. Feel the little muscles crackling.

It's funny that companies are still trying to be cute in their branding like I don't automatically assume that they found a way to suffocate three puppies in order to deliver me a t-shirt.

Rose-Colored Headphones @rchpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Out now: We dive into the world of #Phish with Mike Ayers, author of an excellent oral history of the ‘90s jam band scene. Ralph had a hard time with this one. Was he ultimately won over by these crunchy grooves? Tune in and find out!

book cover: SHARING IN THE GROOVE by Mike Ayers

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I understand that I have a seductive presence on here but please try to control yourselves.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Going to Ohio again today. In related news, I'm getting supernaturally good at holding my breath for long periods of time.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Always realizing, far too late, to my great dismay, that I am in need of a new belt.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not all pickles need to be dill. Can we talk about this?

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Balancing the karma by burning my workplace to the ground because the cafeteria ran out of pastrami.

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I get to perform in front of a lot of people tonight and I am going to make them SO FUCKING HAPPY who even cares what you think

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You just love some people, right? You just go "yup. I get it. No explanation required."

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Seriously though the desk hasn't been tiny for years. There's room for a twin bed and a kitchenette on that thing. You could move into the tiny desk.

I'm cutting footage I took from the last show I helped produce. Comedy is the best thing on the planet. I know so many funny people near and far and it's just incredible to me that we are allowed to access this amount of joy. Alright bye. Back to the mine.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My friends sometimes tell me I'd like somebody because they also play music and it's like saying I'd like them because they use a pen to write things down

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just remembered this guy. I blame all of you for what's happened to my mind.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

About to buy a 40 (of peanut butter)

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They're making the phones fold now so that we can fit more tasks and/or content on the screen. That's good. The brain gun can hold more bullets now.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Any mental health content that doesn't ultimately lead us to go into the world and enjoy each other is doing us a disservice. Go out there and play with your friends, honey.

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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Stockholm syndrome also applies to "it gets really good around Book 4"

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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I looked in the mirror and then I smiled at myself like I'm happy to see me (I am)

You can't have "junior" in front of your job title and have anyone take you seriously. "Junior Emperor of the Known Universe". Haha. He's just a little guy.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Had a nice little bomb on stage. A cozy bomb. No regular people there. Just funny people who know each other's jokes already. We were joyful, but no one survived. We held each other as the ship sank into peepee water.

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I have been helping produce a stand-up show and I've decided that tonight (the night before) I will produce 5 or 6 music bumpers to play between acts. I'm going to need some of you guys to arm yourselves, hunt me down, and stop me before it's too late.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Almost everyone who has ever lived is dead but we all know at least one guy who's like "I'm the one who gets to live forever, and also, I see no problem with this"

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Folks, I am 43% rested. Really looking to bump up these numbers.

spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

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that’s the point

four images of david lynch with edited captions:
1. he looks roughly serious, caption reads “as soon as you are alive”
2. he looks slightly annoyed, “people want you to make everything convenient”
3. he is just screwing up his face laughing, no caption
4. he grins at the camera, caption reads “and it’s, um, having the little tasks to do that’s the point”

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We're nappin'. I mean, one of us is... (sound on)

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

[gets one day off to lay around and think] ahhh yes. I am astoundingly lonely.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I am a really influential bluesky poster and I demand recognition.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm going to be on the radio tomorrow morning but it is college radio and I don't know if that counts.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You see some mother fuckers send you a reel and you just think "They do not know me. They will never know me."

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When I meet a man for the first time I always wonder if he's an incel or a regular cel

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pat Metheny appreciation post. This man's JC Penney ass music has propelled me through the last 3 work weeks. I am unironically spiritually fulfilled by it. And to be clear, he has not spoken to his brother Buffalo Bill for years and was not involved in any way. They lived in different states.

Pat Metheny with his big frickin' hair and a guitar I could not afford without selling my house.

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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

oh fortune cookie fortune, you’re the only one who understands me

slip of paper from a fortune cookie that says “a little madness, a little kindness, makes for happiness”

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Honey, if he doesn't know that one cup uncooked rice makes three cups when cooked 👏 dump 👏 him.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Listening to Songs Of Leonard Cohen and I'm realizing that what's vexed me is that every song has the feeling of being the last song on the album

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Luckily (and I purely attribute this to luck and not just the way the world is) there are still beautiful things everywhere you look if you want to see them (again, purely a lucky break)

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fascism, man. That's the real bee in my bonnet right now.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Me, whispering in your ear, in a tone of mild desperation, for the rest of our lives: Hey. Is this funny? Is this anything?