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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 1m
dodgers mascot to me when they play the barves
heartbreaking: worst person you know
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5m
while i do not want to hand it to the los angeles dodgers…i truly hate the atlanta barves
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big foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 20m
🗣️📠‼️
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 22m
you had to be there
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 1h
I genuinely love endlessly critiquing power‼️
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 5h
peetah the el daoud
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 43m
other mommy…sounds…sounds like some of y’all….sounds like what some of y’all are doing
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 48m
yea i agree the rays are a bigger draw than the Yankees
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Drew Powell @drewpowell123.bsky.social · 1h
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 1h
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Patrick Star's Oh Yeah Moment
ALT: Patrick Star's Oh Yeah Moment
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 1h
the internet is awesome because you can find someone stupid enough that they didnt know that pepper comes from peppercorns but also it sucks because you have to interact with people stupid enough that they didnt know that p
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Hoop Informatics @hoopinformatics.com · 1h
Bill Kennedy is the absolute best.
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yooooooooooooo
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SEGA City @segacity.bsky.social · 2h
The American commercial for the Dreamcast.
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LeBron James and John Wall in Intense Game
ALT: LeBron James and John Wall in Intense Game
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3h
ALLLLLPEEEEEEERRRR
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3h
forgot about this one
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3h
i got a giant wallet chain rn
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3h
that’s right
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 3h
yes i did!!! that video where they climb on top of pamela anderson and the you maaakeee me completely miserableeee, unless that’s the same one…but the other one was ziplock
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 4h
why did josh posting invent baseball
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 4h
YOOOOOOOOO
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 5h
Tan that suit Cash that clunk Summit that beer Dream of Obama
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5h
god forbid women have hobbies….we still doing that one?
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
youtu.be/9EG3pzaTYG0?...
youtu.be
Earth Tongue - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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émile zoloft 🐢🦅🇵🇸 @feelinfine.bsky.social · 6h
jair bolsonaro in hospital bed with speech bubble
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
damn
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
ALT: Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
john jorrisen
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
goddamn why can’t he just shave his head or something
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19h
loom, manual, illustration, pc engine super cd-rom² (1992) archive.org/details/loom...
hooded person is weaving a tune on a weaving instrument as a large bird flies nearby. the sun is out and look upon the situation at hand.
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Hell Fucker's Conquest @frightshark.bsky.social · 8h
penis grigio
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 6h
unfortunately i’ve become a polls are fake guy, after 2016 and 2024 i see a poll and im just like whatever
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 7h
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Diamba Feijoada
ALT: Diamba Feijoada
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 7h
how bout smoking some pcp instead
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Ruth Graham @ruthgraham.bsky.social · 7h
Letterman at the Oscars:
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 7h
beyond meat burrito slop bowl for lunch
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Winnie The Pooh Ready to Eat
ALT: Winnie The Pooh Ready to Eat
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 7h
yes!!!
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 21h
i think about this tweet every day
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trans mf doom: got my needles and injected some estrogen. now i'm having vile dreams about sex with men. i'm bi? the vials must've hexed this femme. i liked barbies and now i wanna deepthroat ken
sean connery type voice sample: The autogynephiles pose a threat to us all.
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My swag is rediculas 😎💧 @garliccorgi.bsky.social · 10h
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editaurus @davesegal.bsky.social · 8h
Say what you will about Geese, but on their upcoming tour they're having Mr. Bill Orcutt play before ~3000 of their fans every night. They know how karma works.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 11h
you had to be there
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 23h
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 21h
wondering when we'll get a lab leak of kindness, peace, and love
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This websites operates like the Titanic after it already hit the iceberg
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Nate Chinen @natechinen.bsky.social · 11h
RIP Charles Ellerbe, an essential live wire in Prime Time. Here is a definitive obituary, by Shaun Brady. (I learned a thing or two editing this, and I bet you'll do the same reading it.) 🎸
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Charles Ellerbe, Harmolodic guitar hero in Prime Time, dies at 76
Guitarist Charles Ellerbe, whose R&B and rock roots helped lend a funky frisson to Ornette Coleman's electric Prime Time band, died at home in North Philadelphia in the early hours between Sunday and ...
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