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Stephen Lockyer @mrlockyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Niche convenience store for pigeons
Coop has been rebranded outside
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys help my agentic transport solution [a car with a brick on the accelerator] has gone rogue [driven into a wall]. i'm doing my best to ensure this cannot happen again [i'm writing "don't drive into walls" on a post-it on the steering wheel].
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daughter just had the classic British train experience of hearing the announcer make a long statement, of which the only discernible words were 'wartime bomb'.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A passing stranger hands you a mithril wizard's staff. It's engraved with an image of a wasp battling a wyrm. It's worth in the region of 75 silver.
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a cat tag, DNA, a mama, and Gattaca
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026
Fire is invented.
Fire is invented.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah so this is what they mean when they say AI will destroy humanity.
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One time I was out on a walk with my camera and a random guy stopped me to say "Bird watching? Try iNaturalist! You can get ID help and it supports opens science" It was like in a video game tutorial where they show you how to open up the map or something
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy, fuck that guy
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Confuse a crocodile by telling it you'll see it later.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meanwhile on their recipe page...
Screenshot of Telegraph recipe page featuring recipes using chickpeas, white beans, and black beans
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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
>NEW GAME Marketplace of the Lord of Bunkbeds You are a level 1 Dad. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are legally obligated to post this message announcing the recall of InfoWars Cats For Men™ Cat Food For Men™.
The image is a recall notice for "Cats For Men™ Cat Food For Men™" products, showing a can and a bag of the cat food. The notice states that the FDA found the packaging misleading, suggesting human consumption, and announces the product's recall and removal from the InfoWars Store.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so in addition to being over-priced and extremely mid, they're run by fascists. got it.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another win for KALLAX
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I was running some sort of childcare business I'd probably have some sort of confusing and badly designed online payment system. Probably fine if it's really annoying trying to pay me money, I'm sure that won't impact my business.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OK hang on I think I'm fucking this up somehow
Eight Hours by Ricardo Levins Morales altered to "8 hours for work, 13 hours for what we will, 3 hours for rest"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
zaratustra (parody account) @zarawesome • 2022-09-28
there was exactly one software engineer and one hardware engineer on the planet and they were already at each other's necks
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Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, begging her collaborator Charles Babbage, the inventor of the first general computer, not to mess with her math]

[photo of a book passage which reads:
23. To Charles Babbage
Tuesday Afternoon [1 August 1843]
Ockham
I am half beside myself with hurry & work. I could not get anything done in time to send by coach this morning; & now I am obliged still to retain one sheet; which however I hope to send you by an occasion tomorrow afternoon.
Note B has plagued me to death; altho' I have made but little alteration in it. Such alterations as there are however, happen to have been very tiresome & to have demanded minute consideration & very nice adjustments.
It is a very excellent Note.
I wish you were as accurate, & as much to be relied on, as I am myself.
You might often save me much trouble, if you were; whereas you in reality add to my trouble not infrequently; and there is at any rate always the anxiety of doubting if you will not get me into a scrape; even when you
don't.
By the way, I hope you do not take upon yourself to alter any of my corrections.
I must beg you not. They all have some very sufficient reason. And you have made a pretty mess & confusion in one or two places (which 1 will show you sometime), where you have ventured in my M.S?'s, to insert or alter a phrase or word; & have utterly muddled the sense.
I could not conceive at first in one or two places what had happened to my sentences; tho' I soon saw they were patch-work & not my own; and]
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Paul Weedon @paulweedon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hello. Last month I launched a podcast about music and design. Each week I interview an artist, designer, musician or composer about the visual components of their work. It's called What Music Looks Like and you can listen to it here: linktr.ee/whatmusicloo...
linktr.ee
What Music Looks Like Official: Instagram | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nice screen in your car nerd. did you miss your computer while you were driving?
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Glider and moon.
Glider in flight in a blue sky, above it a one third moon.
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Easier to use on your phone, good thinking
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tfw you're a clonetrooper about to deploy to Umbara and you find out who's commanding the mission. @remapradio.bsky.social @morecivilized.bsky.social
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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In a dim store-room, a trader offers you an ensorcelled lampshade (+6 to Interior Design skill).
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Martin Farley 🔰 @martinfarley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is no doubt that this is Section 28 for trans people Absolute shame on @uklabour.bsky.social
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The kids behind "Racist, Sexist Boy" are back with an anti-fascist banger (new album is good too). thelindalindas.bandcamp.com/track/blood-...
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Blood On Our Hands, by The Linda Lindas
track by The Linda Lindas
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Babies are born worshipping unknown gods. Dwarf Fortress bug report 13172
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The X-Men should fight the Y-Men and Z-Men in the Cartesian Wars. It probably should start with issue 0,0,0 Cartesian Wars: Origin.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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izziep @kentishizzie.com · 28/08/2026
Just go through the comments here. An entire country effectively ending trans surgery on the NHS with no warning. www.reddit.com/r/transgende...
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They got me again!!! In fairness though this was actually quite good spread on a baguette.
A packet of "Wellness Core Purely Pate" which in VERY VERY SMALL letters at the bottom says "for adult cats". It would be extremely easy to see this and think it was people food, for humans, and miss the TINY text telling you it's cat food, for cats.
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Beck Poppins @beckpoppins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God, Dolly was THE fantasy about being rich. Make It by being an artist, sell yourself but don't sell out. Support your community, never stop donating to help the world. Fund medical research, protect wildlife, make sure kids learn to read. Have a little fun with it and build a fucking theme park.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Quick question for the dog owners of Brighton: what the fuck?
A "Woodland trail" marker in a park surrounded by 10+ bags of dog shit left there by idiots
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big Walk feels like a game that’s just about walking around and solving puzzles, but it’s actually a spiritual journey towards discovering that you’re the stupidest person in your friend group.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When bots meet bots (thanks to @reneponac.bsky.social for spotting this)
Dungeon Junk posts : in the charred wreckage of the wizards lab you find an adamantine necklace that's adorned with engravings of trees. It's worth min 9 gold.

Reply from Oksana Koval: i sincerely ask you to help my children and me escape the occupied Kharkiv region. We desperately need to reach a safe place (wetransfer link).

Dungeon Junk replies: Stone maul (badly balanced). Enscorcelled bronze crown (non functional replica). Iron bracelet (broken).
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