Reposted by Not Invented HereStephen Lockyer @mrlockyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Niche convenience store for pigeons 3225
Reposted by Not Invented HereMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 3394031617
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026guys help my agentic transport solution [a car with a brick on the accelerator] has gone rogue [driven into a wall]. i'm doing my best to ensure this cannot happen again [i'm writing "don't drive into walls" on a post-it on the steering wheel]. 181
Reposted by Not Invented HereBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026heartstopping Google News check 2495901433
Reposted by Not Invented HereJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Daughter just had the classic British train experience of hearing the announcer make a long statement, of which the only discernible words were 'wartime bomb'. 1023435
Reposted by Not Invented HereDungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A passing stranger hands you a mithril wizard's staff. It's engraved with an image of a wasp battling a wyrm. It's worth in the region of 75 silver. 001
Reposted by Not Invented Here👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026a cat tag, DNA, a mama, and Gattaca 1196
Reposted by Not Invented HereMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051401135
Reposted by Not Invented HereMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/03/2026XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad. 8985146
Reposted by Not Invented HereTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026Fire is invented. 51806364
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ah so this is what they mean when they say AI will destroy humanity. 011
Reposted by Not Invented HereChris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One time I was out on a walk with my camera and a random guy stopped me to say "Bird watching? Try iNaturalist! You can get ID help and it supports opens science" It was like in a video game tutorial where they show you how to open up the map or something 524326
Reposted by Not Invented HereCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354211210
Reposted by Not Invented HereThew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations 3132151096
Reposted by Not Invented HereNot Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 06/06/2025the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy, fuck that guy 0123
Reposted by Not Invented HereGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Confuse a crocodile by telling it you'll see it later. 3405
Reposted by Not Invented HereMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 63177593721
Reposted by Not Invented HereDUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026>NEW GAME Marketplace of the Lord of Bunkbeds You are a level 1 Dad. You have 5HP. You are in the car park. 001
Reposted by Not Invented HereInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We are legally obligated to post this message announcing the recall of InfoWars Cats For Men™ Cat Food For Men™. 331071170
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026so in addition to being over-priced and extremely mid, they're run by fascists. got it. 010
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If I was running some sort of childcare business I'd probably have some sort of confusing and badly designed online payment system. Probably fine if it's really annoying trying to pay me money, I'm sure that won't impact my business. 011
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026OK hang on I think I'm fucking this up somehow 161
Reposted by Not Invented HerePaul Weedon @paulweedon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hello. Last month I launched a podcast about music and design. Each week I interview an artist, designer, musician or composer about the visual components of their work. It's called What Music Looks Like and you can listen to it here: linktr.ee/whatmusicloo...linktr.eeWhat Music Looks Like Official: Instagram | LinktreeLinktree. Make your link do more. 1114
Reposted by Not Invented Herenathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026nice screen in your car nerd. did you miss your computer while you were driving? 111120
Reposted by Not Invented HereJohn Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine 3483382487
Reposted by Not Invented HereGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895493550
Reposted by Not Invented HereAdam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Easier to use on your phone, good thinking 36215
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026tfw you're a clonetrooper about to deploy to Umbara and you find out who's commanding the mission. @remapradio.bsky.social @morecivilized.bsky.social 0130
Reposted by Not Invented HereDUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In a dim store-room, a trader offers you an ensorcelled lampshade (+6 to Interior Design skill). 001
Reposted by Not Invented HereMartin Farley 🔰 @martinfarley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There is no doubt that this is Section 28 for trans people Absolute shame on @uklabour.bsky.social 01611
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The kids behind "Racist, Sexist Boy" are back with an anti-fascist banger (new album is good too). thelindalindas.bandcamp.com/track/blood-...thelindalindas.bandcamp.comBlood On Our Hands, by The Linda Lindastrack by The Linda Lindas 100
Reposted by Not Invented HereDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The X-Men should fight the Y-Men and Z-Men in the Cartesian Wars. It probably should start with issue 0,0,0 Cartesian Wars: Origin. 6639
Reposted by Not Invented HereRandall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop 6454751563
Reposted by Not Invented Hereizziep @kentishizzie.com · 28/08/2026Just go through the comments here. An entire country effectively ending trans surgery on the NHS with no warning. www.reddit.com/r/transgende...reddit.comFrom the transgenderUK community on RedditExplore this post and more from the transgenderUK community 145
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026They got me again!!! In fairness though this was actually quite good spread on a baguette. 1123
Reposted by Not Invented HereBeck Poppins @beckpoppins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026God, Dolly was THE fantasy about being rich. Make It by being an artist, sell yourself but don't sell out. Support your community, never stop donating to help the world. Fund medical research, protect wildlife, make sure kids learn to read. Have a little fun with it and build a fucking theme park. 35713
Reposted by Not Invented HereDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️ 14172191756
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Quick question for the dog owners of Brighton: what the fuck? 440
Reposted by Not Invented HereYoung Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Big Walk feels like a game that’s just about walking around and solving puzzles, but it’s actually a spiritual journey towards discovering that you’re the stupidest person in your friend group. 6927129
Reposted by Not Invented HereJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room 493142682
Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When bots meet bots (thanks to @reneponac.bsky.social for spotting this) 040