DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 11hYou are in the Bathroom department. You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 23hYou are in the Restaurant. You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You are in the Food Market. You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You swing at the BYGEL with your Posidriv screwdriver. It takes 2 hex damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026>NEW GAME Curse of the Mattress Overlord You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park. 001
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The KUNSKAP attacks! You take 8 rotational damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You are in the Bathroom department. Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026>Cast Disassemble KVOT. Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench! 010
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the Kitchens department, a trader offers you a magical Daim bar (+5 to Disassembly skill). 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You are in the Bedroom department. There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The BAKELSE performs an attack! You are immobilised! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There is a GUNSTIG here. >EXAMINE GUNSTIG It is motionless. It is motionless. It has 43 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You are in a moss-covered sub-basement. >LOOK You see a Posidriv screwdriver (cursed). 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026>Cast Transmute Small Pencil to Shrimp Sandwich. A shrimp sandwich appears but, ewww, it looks off! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem. Whoops! You accidentally summoned a MDF elemental! Run! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The LEKANDE performs an attack! You are peppered with splinters and take 7 damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026>Cast Bjorn's Phantom Packet Of Gravy. A packet of gravy appears, but it smells past its sell-by date. 001
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Outside Småland, you discover an enchanted oak gauntlet (immune to MDF damage). 010
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In a dim sub-basement, you find an ensorcelled Posidriv screwdriver (+2 veneer damage). 001
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You are in the Bathroom department. You notice a ➡ inscribed on the floor. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You swing at the FLYGNING with your small pencil. You score a critical hit and the FLYGNING is partially disassembled! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You are in the Bedroom department. You eat some najad salmon - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel nauseous. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There is a LIVISTONA here. >EXAMINE LIVISTONA It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 14 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There is a DUKTIG here. >EXAMINE DUKTIG It looks irritated. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 17 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The NATURKÄR attacks! You take 1 beech-effect damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You swing at the KURA with your spanner. It takes 9 pine damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There is a KLARLUFT here. >EXAMINE KLARLUFT It is unaware of your presence. It is unaware of your presence. It has 52 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The ISIGT attacks! You take 7 pine damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You are in the Market Hall. You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 HATTEN (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The KVIST performs an attack! You are peppered with wood shavings and take 7 damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You swing at the BESKÄRA with your small pencil. You clobber the BESKÄRA. Splinters fly off! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The ARHOLMA performs an attack! You are immobilised! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026>INVENTORY You are carrying: spanner small pencil (8) 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026CHARACTER SHEET Class: Staff Level: 6 HP: 47 Inventory: instruction booklet flathead screwdriver (allows you to cast Summon Phantasmal PAX once/hour) 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CAMPAIGN Title: Hoard of the Småland of the Bookcase Emperors Suggested level: 5 Suggested classes: Teen, Kid 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At the check-outs, a trader offers you an ensorcelled bag of wooden dowels (+7AC vs splinter damage). 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In the Bathroom department, you identify an enchanted block of HERRGÅRD cheese (allows you to cast Olofsdotter's Phantom Block Of HERRGÅRD Cheese once/day). 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There is a LJUDA here. >EXAMINE LJUDA It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 23 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026At the check-outs, you spot a cursed unassembled KALAS (+7 splinter damage). 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There is a 1x4 KALLAX here. >EXAMINE 1x4 KALLAX It is feeding on a crispbread. It is attempting to eat a tube of wood glue. It has 49 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There is an ALGOT here. >EXAMINE ALGOT It is feeding on a Daim bar. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 12 HP remaining. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026>Cast Bolt of Chunks Of Veneer. A spray of chunks of veneer flies from your fingers, damaging everything in front of you. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In the car park, you identify an enchanted measuring tape (cursed) (immune to pine damage). 001
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You swing at the EKAREN with your hex wrench. You score a critical hit and you badly scuff the EKAREN's finish! 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026>NEW GAME Marketplace of the Lord of Bunkbeds You are a level 1 Dad. You have 5HP. You are in the car park. 001
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The JACKFRUKT attacks! You take 8 paper damage. 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026>INVENTORY You are carrying: measuring tape (unidentified) Posidriv screwdriver (6) 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In the Living Room department, you discover a magical bag of bolts (+8AC vs pine damage). 000
DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026>NEW GAME Tales from the Restaurant of the Wardrobe Princes You are a level 1 Security Guard. You have 6HP. You are in the car park. 001