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he/him. MSV, Desert-class. #botmaker: - @dungeon-junk.bsky.social - @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - @space-stories.bsky.social

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3h
I'm sure he was involved in that somehow
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 7h
This is worse than the time you left "Chips" off of @gregisonthego.bsky.social's game and he had to totally retheme his cookie game.
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Nighthand @nighthand.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The "uber driver sucked me off?" fake youtube thumbnail, recreated in the "youtube thumbnails but with babies" meme, saying "uber driver tucked me in?"
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 15h
Should have emailed...
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/10/2026
i know everyone was rightly very annoyed when taskmaster announced richard ayoade on after his stalwart defence of graham linehan so it’s very funny that, entirely independent of any moral judgement, he is the shittest contestant in taskmaster history
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
condolences
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't believe Liz Truss was only 4 years ago. PMs just go by in a blur nowadays (although Starmer did at least beat the last 2 combined).
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congrats, looking forward to playing it next year!
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just reuse one of the options, it won't remember
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(ordering my troops to erect some tents) guy these, men
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the sounds, good lord
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If nothing else we should be banning white hatchbacks which are a clear and present danger
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obv need to rip out this car lane, car drivers are a menace
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In retrospect, it seems obvious considering all those oil wars
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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LucasArts Memory @lucasartsmemory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIE Fighter (Totally Games/LucasArts, 1994): Box art, rough sketch by Jon Knoles Three decades later; the composition of this artwork is simply iconic.
TIE FIghter box artBox art, rough sketch by Jon Knoles
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Battlestar: Galactic Wars
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh, free Wikipedia content
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Usual Suspects: Verbal Kint's Coffee Mug Drop
Alt: The Usual Suspects: the detective drops his coffee
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Andor: Syril Karn Says Exactly!
Alt: Andor: Syril Karn Says Exactly!
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, getting a quonsar gift from Bondcliff is like winning the lottery
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It takes them to horsepital
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Government have cancelled weather today, #BrokenBritain
Weather forecast summary for Friday, which just shows blank info instead of weather and the temperature
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tarots Georg
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait the American names are different?!
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booo
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Stephen Lockyer @mrlockyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Niche convenience store for pigeons
Coop has been rebranded outside
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aww, sorry Jim. What a lovely kitty.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading that (as you predicted) they were off to rob diesel, using fake fuel transfer vans is a common tactic plus empty drums with fuel residue that set off explosive warnings.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only 12 weeks until Decemberistsember!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you for your support
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Airbase police waiting by the front gate while a phone rings in the distance: "weird, the app says they should be here by now"
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just running a big UberEats order to the air base maybe?
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought it was that grey bird with long legs
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys help my agentic transport solution [a car with a brick on the accelerator] has gone rogue [driven into a wall]. i'm doing my best to ensure this cannot happen again [i'm writing "don't drive into walls" on a post-it on the steering wheel].
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is actually way better than some of the tat my kids get in party bags
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you can't buy it at home it counts as "foreign cuisine"
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daughter just had the classic British train experience of hearing the announcer make a long statement, of which the only discernible words were 'wartime bomb'.
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Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A passing stranger hands you a mithril wizard's staff. It's engraved with an image of a wasp battling a wyrm. It's worth in the region of 75 silver.
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
Alt: Simpsons monkey paw, finger curling
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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You won't believe how common this is in r/plungepools
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a cat tag, DNA, a mama, and Gattaca
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