Reposted by Chadit’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 19hyou know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao 1911260
Reposted by ChadFuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 19hThe inequality line goes straight up and still these people will tell you they don't have enough and cant afford to pay more in wages or taxes. 014554
Reposted by ChadThe Onion @theonion.com · 20hDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 772389315
Reposted by Chadtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 181105792890
Reposted by ChadRick Desolate 🪦 | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 23hSarah just 360 no-scoped me out of nowhere with this screencap, I have never been so mortally wounded 1537181
Reposted by ChadGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wilber was finally able to undergo surgery on Thursday—11 days after he was shot. “When ICE can shoot a man in the back and then barely give him any medical treatment and let him suffer, there’s a reason for that because we have gotten to a point where we see people as less than human.”texastribune.orgAustin man has surgery 11 days after being shot by ICE agentThe surgery on the Venezuelan national, who has been in custody since his Sept. 20 run-in with an immigration officer, removed the bullet lodged in his back. 25906395
Chad @notchadordway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There are a few people on my "knee to nose basis" list at work.static.klipy.comKyohei Jingu Yakuza KiwamiAlt: Yakuza man launching his kneee into a dude's face. 000
Reposted by ChadDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503543646
Reposted by Chadthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 362700433
Reposted by Chadshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961911539
Reposted by Chadworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10260781704
Reposted by Chadpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 163116892509
Reposted by ChadDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100162459
Reposted by ChadThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 621752355
Reposted by ChadJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119115832877
Reposted by ChadThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 195112882155
Reposted by ChadThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture 81528177
Reposted by ChadPublic Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is what Congress is doing instead of regulating AI or giving us healthcare. 45527
Reposted by ChadThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 322229384
Reposted by ChadRads @rads.bsky.social · 16/11/2024[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button* 242101490
Reposted by ChadGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026still thinking about the possibility that there is an ancient spiritual evil that stalks the heart of men which has evolved to move through wires 1545
Reposted by ChadThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rattheguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 1091089233
Reposted by ChadREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes The Onion is less a satire and more a sniper, because this is the neatest headshot I've seen in a while 117048
Reposted by ChadUBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ireland's artist basic income returned €1.39 for every €1 spent. They made it permanent. South Korea just announced plans to follow. Now Scotland too. 171943831
Reposted by Chadbijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269451756
Chad @notchadordway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I find the lack of "The Terror" to be most disturbing...static.klipy.comSir John Franklin in The Terror SnowstormAlt: Sir John Franklin in The Terror 000
Reposted by Chaddoktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“you’re facing federal prosecution for at least a half dozen environmental violations, now either you shut off these beams, or we shut em off for you… in 45 days” 422594
Chad @notchadordway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The death of Flash Player did irreversible harm to games as a whole that I don't think most people have come to terms with. This is only one if the symptoms: 110
Reposted by ChadGav @gavtrdq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Google says my home town is only 12 miles East of Wikipedia which is really handy for the connecting bus to TFWiki. 2515
Chad @notchadordway.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Literally half my office yesterday fell for a (IT-made) phishing scam. 000
Reposted by ChadThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Trump Bans CNN, MS NOW, Politico From White House Press Pool theonion.com/trump-bans-cnn-ms-now-… 448039
Reposted by ChadSimone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026people and time! aftermath.site/microsoft-xb... 1528
Reposted by ChadEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695653410
Reposted by ChadCharlie @charliem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We also need to cap the number of non-email communications services they are allowed to use. Between my daughters' two schools, both in the same district, I have like 7 apps or web services that I regularly have to consult in order to do basic parenting tasks. 0191
Reposted by Chadleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 382372383
Reposted by ChadRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CEO pay is up 1,316% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 28%. CEOs are now paid 325 TIMES as much as the typical worker in their industry, according to @epi.org Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"? 15861992373
Reposted by ChadActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814244719
Reposted by ChadSimone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026lol www.404media.co/meta-tests-m... 115133
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![“This is absolutely going to create a ton of outcry if we publicly launch this as default-on. It will kill all the goodwill and organic press we’re getting from early adopters,” they wrote. “Please think about how the headlines will scream ‘Meta uses humans behind the scenes to make calls’ or ‘Muse AI is actually independent contractors’ and result in a ton of bad press about the privacy and security of our data handling […] please PLEASE do not release this as-is and at least make this a user preference if we absolutely must launch this. Please.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yemdlplnzpos7ktm7qz3rjrq/bafkreiai3bkn7ziwejgga4vpa326nw2tlbbplyiy7j2i3ajuarj3vobmua)