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doktor ross sewage

@sewage666.bsky.social
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best vocalist in death metal™ okayest bass player in death metal™ (Exhumed, Impaled, Cold Slither) www.doktorsewage.com art prints at www.etsy.com/shop/doktorsewage

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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when i see a closeup shot of someone holding one of these in a video i know i should skip the video
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fuxking machine but it’s for your head and this would be the attachment
head scratcher doohickey thingamabob
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
swords sluts and sorcery at oasis sf
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
compact suvs may be the worst innovation in the car market since suvs. like, if you wanted big fuck ass car that’s neither good for the country or the city and has less storage capacity than a hatchback, I guess it’s for you
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“you’re facing federal prosecution for at least a half dozen environmental violations, now either you shut off these beams, or we shut em off for you… in 45 days”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the only “on-ice” show I ever saw was Snorks on Ice. They were like an underwater rip-off of the Smurfs. I didn’t watch the cartoon, didn’t buy any toys, but I really really wanted to see Snorks on Ice. My mom took me. That was the last time I ever expressed a desire to see an “on-ice” show
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
autobots be like “let’s launch a shuttle with no support ships, no way the decepticons are gonna raid us again”
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sitting down in gavin newsom’s living room… newsom: you like huey lewis and the news?
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
been a busy year so writing has taken a back seat, but here’s some words i finally found time time to put down about the exhumed / gruesome europe tour earlier this year www.doktorsewage.com/the-long-and...
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The Long and Grinding Road Part 2
It was really annoying watching all our contemporaries get to Europe post-lockdown. Hell, even Matt got to go with his other bands a few times. Exhumed was forever the bridesmaid, having to cancel two...
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the frequency with which a state’s residents have that state tattooed on themselves has a direct correlation to how much I would hate to live in that state
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we went to see resident evil tonight in emeryville and boots riley was in the lobby. i don’t know what movie he was seeing but i was glad he wasn’t seeing resident evil because he was wearing that big ass hat and i didn’t want to chance him sitting in front of me.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’m so glad transformers the movie 40th anniversary theatrical re-release ended at the credits & didn’t have some nonsense doodoo caca post credit sequence that completely shat all over the idea of heroic sacrifice with some kinda stupid garbage written by a lobotomized dodo bird. that woulda sucked
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
being dl is lowkey crazy like you occasionally wanna be jorked by a dude you think that’s going away like your gf never gonna figure that out?
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yet they use social media. curious! i am very intelligent
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sex with a trill; wondering if it’s like super hot if you bump the worm while deep in some guts
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine being a fruit fly just eating and fuxking and then you get to die. now imagine you’re a fruit fly forever trapped in a plastic drone body unable to eat or fuck or die and you just buzz around the office of some dude who constantly says shit like “paradigm” and “synergy” and “singularity”
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i’m having a problem sharing earnest opinions online anymore because 1. what if i’m a dumbass 2. everyone else is definitely a dumbass
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why are people with new cars always freaking the fuck out about doors being closed gently? are new cars made out of tissue paper? why don’t car manufacturers put governors on hinges to limit door closing velocity?
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i would trade the convenience of scanning my passport and not having to deal with border officers in other countries for getting stamps. stamps were cool. it was like an adult achievement board.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ai slop artists will be like look at this slop it’s as cinematic as the mcu BITCH PLZ yes it is because that is also slop just not ai slop
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
grindr for str8s and it’s still just all guys
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
rip tim curry. you’re going home.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
celebrity deaths usually come in 3s. 🤞 for djt
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
when they show you silly robots exploding or tripping or doing funny that’s a psyop campaign. they want you to think robots are funny scamps. they are not funny scamps. they are death incarnate. they are the enemy.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I dressed in my very finest to go see @cybertronicspree.bsky.social last night and assert my dominance
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
keep bullying corporations about using ai. i’m telling ya, it is working.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
samurai are honorable warriors and ninjas are sneaky little shits. what hasbro is saying here is that megatron was right.
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❤️‍🩹 @sickxbunny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the main man! thanks to @sewage666.bsky.social for painting the jacket and making the light up cigar prop
me in lobo cosplay on a red motorcycle with white flamesme in lobo cosplay on a red motorcycle with white flames (back view)
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the funnest part about working with a giant corporation is making their executives and management have to refer to a guy called “ross sewage” in their email chains
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
people delighting in some movie they didn’t like (without seeing) losing money at the box office needs to check their privilege because movies are the canary in the coal mine and our entire economy is headed to failure mode
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this button needs to be nuked from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure
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❤️‍🩹 @sickxbunny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
putting together the lobo cosplay. @sewage666.bsky.social painted the jacket
mirror selfie of me in motorcycle pants, jacket, boots, and bullet beltfaux leather jacket with "bite me fanboy" and a skull with wings painted on the back of it
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i’ll be talking to a smart person and then they mention going to a chiropractor and i’m like oh wow you’re not smart at all you’re a fuxking idiot who thinks ghosts give medical advice
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
trans march in sf. human rights are for all humans.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you know how there’s like 2-3 people who are on the side of the deejay, like part of an entourage, and they just come out and bop and drink free drinks and sorta dance? those people should die. they should die slowly.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
vpns are cheap
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
where the fuck is my summer i stayed home so we could enjoy a summer together wtf is this overcast shit for a god damn month
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
a corporation i do some freelance for posted about their new AI studio yesterday and took that post down today because of negative comments. bullying works
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
all i wanna do is lasso and delete some shit in a photo on my phone to make a stupid meme and they’ve taken all that away on every app and replaced it with “remove background” AI garbage SHIT. no you fuxkers i want this to look like ms paint GOD the future sucks
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
deathgrave oakland ca
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
laceration, oakand ca
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
vorlust, oakland ca
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
every european traveler in america rn is realizing the futility of universal health care and the superiority of having a buc-ees and being able to eat buc-ee balls
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you are under 45 in the US, you should get this. Your gender is irrelevant here. Shout out to my one ex who listened to me after we broke up and was like, "I got the shots" It's a series. I got the series, like, eons ago. If you already have HPV, get the shots. It covers many strains.
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
how come no one is concerned about the art director for backrooms 😡
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
👰🏻‍♂️
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
happy pride month from the cutest world eating couple in the universe 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
witch club satan, berkeley ca
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doktor ross sewage @sewage666.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
patriarchy, berkeley ca
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