Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 9hmy wordle score is giving me the finger ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me and my friends would've killed Liberty Biberty with hammers i can tell you that much 011
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world. 92157780
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The world would be a better place if I had the power to explode people with my mindstatic.klipy.comscanners 1981Alt: GIF of that scene from Scanners where the guy with the glasses is about to headsplode. 140
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoAndi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As fallout from the Cornell story continues, do you want to hear some history about the rape-on-campus/false-accusation panic from someone who was starting college as it took shape? Because this isn’t new, and it’s going to get ugly 5326113
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoLeft Coast Reads 📚🌹 @leftcoastreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TIL about the Polybius urban legend. Portland friends, have you heard of this? The myth is that a mysterious game appeared in Portland arcades. It disoriented users or gave them seizures. Men in suits would periodically check the game cabinets. And then it disappeared. I love Portland lore.en.wikipedia.orgPolybius (urban legend) - Wikipedia 84010
Reposted by Sarah Armentojims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i have a hot take regarding the upcoming american midterms; every year your candidates should get slightly smaller. in 2030 every elected representative should be 2 inches tall and ride a beetle to work. they should sleep under a mushroom and wear doll clothes. they should crave the falling boot, 1742966
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Instead of focusing on real problems I’ve been thinking about rearranging my furniture. Is it tacky to have the TV on the fireplace mantel? Would moving it fix me? 020
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I went into The Whisper Man with low expectations and it was still pretty bad. Oof. 111
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers. 15810300783
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Friday already? #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0270
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185243415
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thought it might be fun to give the cats a little nip but now they’re fighting in the living room like a couple of drunks 130
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoA.J. Wilden🏳️⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message" 52144955760
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoPhil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Whoever snuck “Five Years” past execs in the Meta “AI is good for you” ad, blink twice for extraction. 0313
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m sorry, I’m still mad about this - of all the songs they could debase for their slop commercial they choose fucking Five Years?? 010
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just heard David Bowie’s “Five Years” in an ad for Meta AI 020
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've got a new short story coming out in October - a ghost story. I can't say much more right now, but I'm excited to share it when it's published. 050
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415741126
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Coyote vs. Acme was so good... and the Road Runner's testimony almost made me cry? Five bags of popcorn. 031
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Down with a migraine. But at least I have a nurse watching over me. 230
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 31/08/2026He opened the pantry door, jumped up to the top shelf, and won’t come down. 🫠 160
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Late to the party again. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 1110
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You get older and your hormones mess with your emotions and all of a sudden you’re crying while you watch Dolly Parton sing “Jolene” with Rob Halford. 120
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2025you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle 242070385
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 128190498288
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Two things. 1. Samsung TVs are terrible. 2. Buffet Infinity is awesome. Five bags of popcorn. 010
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I really wanted to watch Buffet Infinity but the Shudder TV app does not want me to sign in. 110
Reposted by Sarah Armentohotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/10/2023Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie. 191395290
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Please stop reposting the Junji Ito Breakfast Burrito I don't even have that phobia but I'm developing it 301237131
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What makes this even more grotesque is that Doris Miller was denied the medal of honor when he was alive just because he was black. bsky.app/profile/carl... 22037671415
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoAviator Animator @aviatoranimator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Love this level 243461475
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This may have been a poor choice for lunch tho 050
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182644359
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 18/08/2026First draft is done. Now on to step 2: making it not suck. 370
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It’s actually very easy to believe. The kids are all right. 042
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 03/08/2026HULK HAVE TIME OF LIFE. NEVER FELT WAY BEFORE. 54916
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh my god I’m loving Widow’s Baystatic.klipy.comWidows Bay Widows Bay ShowAlt: GIF showing a scene from the first episode of “Widow’s Bay.” The character Wycks (Stephen Root) describes the stages of a plague: “Stage 1, eyes turn white. Stage 2, loss of the five senses and delirium. Stage 3, loss of erection. Stage 4…” 020
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoKevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.com · 13/08/2026No one needs AI to have big naturals. 1463
Reposted by Sarah ArmentoRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 94142933817
Sarah Armento @nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I always imagined I’d get into witchcraft or something in my 40s but no, it’s paint-by-numbers. 000