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Sam 🥪🦜

@northernrobot.bsky.social
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Usually posting about being emotionally devastated by fictional old men.

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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 1h
Damn it's like it as soon as it became October our warmth subscription fully expired because why am I giving serious consideration to putting the heating on already
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry but they better have voted Richard out so the traitors can recruit Hannah and give my queen a lifeline #CelebrityTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My whole FYP on TikTok is Prof. Hannah Fry thirst edits this morning and I think that's beautiful
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem with a cast this likeable is it'll be gutting whoever goes, this series is lining up to be so much fun #CelebrityTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a brilliant surprise finding this article on the BBC Sport website today. I was at Wembley with my dad for every one of their wins, such happy memories both at Hillheads and the finals.
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Whitley Bay: The part-timers who won a record three Wembley finals in a row
You probably knew Pep Guardiola's Manchester City won four League Cups on the bounce between 2018 and 2021 – but another side did the silverware hat-trick first.
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Kat Beaufort @onbearfeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I LOVE MY FAT BEAR SON
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City fans saying the charges don't matter, they won it all on the pitch
a goose asks a manchester city fan how come all those players were on the pitch? no answer forthcoming, the goose chases the city fan askkng how come they were on the pitch

#mcfc #manchestercity
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of this and also, if they cheated £900m into the club then a fine should START at £900m adjusted for inflation, on top of the points deductions and forced sale.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, y'know what, disband the whole club. I genuinely don't think there's a punishment strong enough for what they've done, this is a crossroads moment for the Premier League. Do they want football to be a sport or not?
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The PL are not pulling any punches with that statement that's for sure!
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NATIONALISE ERLING HAALAND
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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Sham”. In inverted commas, for emphasis. Premier League come out swinging.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gru's Plan meme

1.) purposefully drive progressive voters away
2.) pursue votes from xenophobic pensioners
3.) cancel pension guarantees so the pensioners hate you too
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Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · 28/09/2026
Ellipsus stands against the normalization of generative AI in creative spaces. We are building our tool for the millions of you who share this belief. Real art is always and forever human.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
taking kane and saka off feels very much like tuchel is cutting his losses here #engesp
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's me, I'm Ben Wyatt
Ben Wyatt being told to get out after not getting the Lil Sebastian hype except make it the good omens fandom with slorch the vile
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
swam today for the first time since I broke my finger! it wasn't really a workout, just splashing about with my kid for a couple of hours, but it was wonderful to be back in the pool
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's me, I'm Ben Wyatt
Ben Wyatt being told to get out after not getting the Lil Sebastian hype except make it the good omens fandom with slorch the vile
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking even of this summer, and the Elliot Anderson fee's impact on every single deal to follow. It's hard to fathom how much this has altered everything.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have fun at all those oasis gigs next year where Liam spends the entire set moaning about the Premier League
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Posting this for no reason at all 😌
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Clip from The Damned United - Brian Clough's first day as Leeds Manager
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing UK
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The punishment will be a slap on the wrist but this has put a HUGE official asterisk next to every trophy they cheated their way to.
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All I ask the FA to do is imagine if Everton had done this when deciding on the punishment.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found this postcard I picked up in York in February and boy oh boy the artist did not know how right they were
A postcard of Aziraphale and Crowley captioned We're Doomed
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole point of VAR is to correct mistakes, but they're saying unanimously that even though it was wrong, it shouldn't have warranted a review. This is why people get angry and don't trust the system or ProRef because the way they interpret things doesn't make sense.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is Ghosts as good as the TikTok edits make it look?
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you've got a couple of quid to help this little cat please putting a little bit in the pot 💛
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Donate to Give Lt. Dan a Chance at Comfort and a Diagnosis, organized by Meghan Mendoza
Meet our newest rescue, Lieutenant Dan, whose story is a heartbreaki… Meghan Mendoza needs your support for Give Lt. Dan a Chance at Comfort and a Diagnosis
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's desk snack: this unhinged collab
Ritter Sport x Haribo chocolate bar
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh she knows she's beautiful, look at that smug little face
An outrageously cute blonde baby goat with tiny little horns
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, y'know what, that's on me for hoping for a little bit of dialogue instead of an instant block and a rant saying I'm posting in bad faith and being aggressive. That's my bad.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look, I'm going to say it and it might lose me the few friends I have left on here, but... to curate your feed is one thing, to tell people who are hurting to just cut out *friends* without dialogue or explanation is another thing entirely.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bye binch
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm finally free of my stupid splint so I can shitpost unhindered again, wahoo! Broken index finger is a 0/10 experience, would definitely not recommend.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well it was a good run but we got the first 'there are cases of headlice in your child's class' letter home from school yesterday and now I'm pure paranoid
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 16/09/2026
"Guys, before we put this live, should we check if there's any symbolism to the closing date?" "Nah, should be fine."
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Tour latest
Partridge: I might as well say this now, Sue Cook has pulled out.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tucking him gently into my characters I would die for pocket.
Irving B from Severance
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We finished Severance last night, someone better tell me we're getting Irving back in S3 because I'm not okay 😭
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Delighted by these lads and their misplaced rage.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember to recycle responsibly 😌
A little guy putting GO3 in the bin. The poster has not photoshopped Rob Wilkins' face on to the little guy but you're free to imagine that they have.
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Yuri Goddess | mentally still at TIC7 @youryurigoddess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“It's how a book ends that is important. Night Watch and Thud! are full of dark things, but they end with at least the promise of the dawn. You need the dark so that the light shows up” — Terry Pratchett (Locus magazine, February 2006)
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Port @portalsrule123.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Simpsons meme about WEBP images.
clerk: "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!"
various signs read: "We don't take .webp upload" "ERROR: .webp is not a recognized image format" "no webp" "can't open webp" "not compatible with .webp"
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Mike Simpson @mdsimpson.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Finally finished watching The Good Place. Can confirm that it is a great show! However, I can't help but notice that when someone in that show suggests rebooting the universe, everyone immediately realises it's a terrible idea and spends the next five episodes fighting to prevent it!
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JUST LEAVE A COMMENT FEST @justleaveacomment.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ITS ABOUT TAKING RISKS AND HAVING FUN! NOW GET OUT THERE CAMPERS AND FIND FICS IN A BRAND NEW FANDOM TO LEAVE COMMENTS!!!
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Chloe | Dame 🥀 @depraveddame.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Timelines are once again full of delicious Aziracrow South Downs art, nature is healing🥹 This love and joy is what Gaiman's ending stole from us in May and I'll be forever grateful to @goodomenshq.bsky.social and @terryandrob.bsky.social for bringing Aziraphale and Crowley home safely in the end ❤️
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GNU Dolly 💖
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope she reunites with her husband and sees all the good she’s done for everyone for years to come. RIP, Queen.
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Sing Dance
Alt: Dolly Parton
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyways, off to find out whether my finger bone stayed in alignment or if it needs surgery. Honestly I'm past caring either way I'm just desperate to be rid of this awful horrible splint. Goodbye itchy painful irritated skin, I won't miss you!
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