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Sam 🥪🦜

@northernrobot.bsky.social
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Usually posting about being emotionally devastated by fictional old men.

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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 4m
I miss them so much it hurts.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My D&D obsessed husband turned 40 this weekend, so his cake theme was easy to choose❤️ I'm so pleased with how this one came out! Brown sugar sponge with cookie dough sandwiched between cookie dough buttercream and caramel buttercream, covered in the cookie dough cream and sprinkled with choc chips
A cookie dough flavour birthday cake with cookie dough flavour chocolate chip buttercream and chocolate chips around the outside. on the top there are two blue fondant D20s and a shakily piped caption says Roll for Age
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait... you mean to tell me my dog's been in cosplay THIS WHOLE TIME?!
The cover art for Ghost in the Shell 2 featuring a basset hounda real life basset hound with the exact same markings as the one from ghost in the shell
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hannah Maya and James should be illegal jfc you cannot have a traitors lineup THAT stunning it's not fair #CelebrityTraitors
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should be allowed to try to murder Claudia and Claudia should be allowed to fight back #CelebTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love that Bella has fully committed to the dark academia aesthetic with their fashion choices #CelebrityTraitors
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a motherquake. #CelebrityTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Villain era Hannah Fry I am in love with you #CelebrityTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got 13.5k words into my master plotting document before realising I need to go back and make the whole thing dual POV to make act 3 work
Kermit putting a screwdriver into an electrical socket
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Swear if I read the phrase 'red cartel' one more time I'm gonna lose my shit lmao, what do you mean they're trying to paint a state-owned club guilty of a BILLION POUNDS worth of fraud as an underdog story, get outta here with that nonsense
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn it's like it as soon as it became October our warmth subscription fully expired because why am I giving serious consideration to putting the heating on already
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry but they better have voted Richard out so the traitors can recruit Hannah and give my queen a lifeline #CelebrityTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol as I keep saying I'm not guilty of this one
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My whole FYP on TikTok is Prof. Hannah Fry thirst edits this morning and I think that's beautiful
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem with a cast this likeable is it'll be gutting whoever goes, this series is lining up to be so much fun #CelebrityTraitors
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a brilliant surprise finding this article on the BBC Sport website today. I was at Wembley with my dad for every one of their wins, such happy memories both at Hillheads and the finals.
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Whitley Bay: The part-timers who won a record three Wembley finals in a row
You probably knew Pep Guardiola's Manchester City won four League Cups on the bounce between 2018 and 2021 – but another side did the silverware hat-trick first.
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Kat Beaufort @onbearfeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I LOVE MY FAT BEAR SON
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/09/2026
[A meme with a yellow background and a pink border. The top left: a cut-out of a screaming person with a shaved head beside three blue stars. The bottom right features a cut-out of a person in a red hoodie covering their face with one hand. Black text reads: "Stop trying to make me consume A.I Slop I like the Garbage i consume online to be made from the minds of neurodivergent shitposters". Watermarks read "Beautiful, talented and Deadly" and "kira_Djnalie".]
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City fans saying the charges don't matter, they won it all on the pitch
a goose asks a manchester city fan how come all those players were on the pitch? no answer forthcoming, the goose chases the city fan askkng how come they were on the pitch

#mcfc #manchestercity
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never mind relegation or points deductions, it has to be full expulsion from the league, right? Mind-blowing reading the redacted Core Decision document.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of this and also, if they cheated £900m into the club then a fine should START at £900m adjusted for inflation, on top of the points deductions and forced sale.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, y'know what, disband the whole club. I genuinely don't think there's a punishment strong enough for what they've done, this is a crossroads moment for the Premier League. Do they want football to be a sport or not?
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The PL are not pulling any punches with that statement that's for sure!
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NATIONALISE ERLING HAALAND
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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Sham”. In inverted commas, for emphasis. Premier League come out swinging.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gru's Plan meme

1.) purposefully drive progressive voters away
2.) pursue votes from xenophobic pensioners
3.) cancel pension guarantees so the pensioners hate you too
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Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · 28/09/2026
Ellipsus stands against the normalization of generative AI in creative spaces. We are building our tool for the millions of you who share this belief. Real art is always and forever human.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are dozens of us! Well, maybe like three or four 😅
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think in the end, of all the flavours, I have to say I still prefer original
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Good Omens: Aziraphale & Crowley with Ice Cream
ALT: Good Omens: Aziraphale & Crowley with Ice Cream
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is a very tight waistcoat
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
taking kane and saka off feels very much like tuchel is cutting his losses here #engesp
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's me, I'm Ben Wyatt
Ben Wyatt being told to get out after not getting the Lil Sebastian hype except make it the good omens fandom with slorch the vile
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
swam today for the first time since I broke my finger! it wasn't really a workout, just splashing about with my kid for a couple of hours, but it was wonderful to be back in the pool
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's me, I'm Ben Wyatt
Ben Wyatt being told to get out after not getting the Lil Sebastian hype except make it the good omens fandom with slorch the vile
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you got your pocket pals with you the whole time 💛
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same as a griever 🤝 Made me realise that if Rob was still so viscerally upset then my own feelings weren't so ridiculous at a time when the fandom felt hostile to anyone who didn't love it. I think he brought peace to all of us in one way or another.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess we'll never know. It was devastating to see him so obviously still broken up over it... he's known for over a year and it still seemed so raw. I hope he found some peace feeling the support for him from the fandom.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, true, although what keeps getting lost in conversation around that is there was a difference between Terry's ending (the Morecambe and Wise style bed scene) and Rob's ending for GO3 which was presumably his attempt to reconcile PTerry and NG's visions, idk
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For me, more would likely have been worse, I pretty much agreed with Rob on everything he said, but I do get that maybe whatever vision NG had for his ending might have been more coherent with the original runtime at least.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What none of us wanted to believe (I know I didn't) was that NG just doesn't do happy endings. I don't think he knows how. I believed in him somehow delivering Pterry's vision +with hindsight I feel foolish for that. I think we did see the true Terry ending when Adam left his garden. It was perfect.
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Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking even of this summer, and the Elliot Anderson fee's impact on every single deal to follow. It's hard to fathom how much this has altered everything.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have fun at all those oasis gigs next year where Liam spends the entire set moaning about the Premier League
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Posting this for no reason at all 😌
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Clip from The Damned United - Brian Clough's first day as Leeds Manager
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing UK
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's them 😂
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He'll be elated haha, they financially doped the whole league to a level where no other club could compete for YEARS, dodgy sponsorship deals from shell companies, transfer fee accounting straight out of Wolf of Wall Street. I hope they fold the club.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The punishment will be a slap on the wrist but this has put a HUGE official asterisk next to every trophy they cheated their way to.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found this postcard I picked up in York in February and boy oh boy the artist did not know how right they were
A postcard of Aziraphale and Crowley captioned We're Doomed
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole point of VAR is to correct mistakes, but they're saying unanimously that even though it was wrong, it shouldn't have warranted a review. This is why people get angry and don't trust the system or ProRef because the way they interpret things doesn't make sense.
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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is Ghosts as good as the TikTok edits make it look?
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