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@normalnotodd.com
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells annnnd I like to kiss my own butt. he/him 🌹🍉

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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 28/09/2026
you CANNOT have an instantaneous timeout wtf
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 23/09/2026
Concerning.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 22/09/2026
rules
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 22/09/2026
incel chuds stay losing
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 21/09/2026
FYI #paramount #newsom
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Houthi forces appear to have shot down a Saudi Air Force F-15 near Marib.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She was Rachel, weeping for her children, because they were not.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 11/09/2026
never forget 9/11 when the cia murdered allende
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 07/09/2026
Life before death.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The tributes being left for The Butcher Andy Williams are beautiful and it's a good reminder that we never know how long we are here, so we better be as good as we can to each other while we can.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 02/09/2026
i am finally free to make the worlds shittiest posts without the fear of a dogpile
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 21/08/2026
holy shit i saw rovert stopped posting for two days, and thought in the back of my head that it was unusual but wow. RIP to the ultimate poster.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/08/2026
“The sherriff’s N. B -“ *BOOOOOOOONG*
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we literally stand on the shoulders of giants. towering figures who have exited the world. fierce intellects who believed things like "you can ban or regulate dangerous stuff" and "societies can rein in excesses," and "peace is generally preferable to war and chaos." may as well have been aliens
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 12/08/2026
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 09/08/2026
who knew Juwanna Mann would be relevant in 2026
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Jared Carrabis @jaredcarrabis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
GAME OF THE YEAR!! 2-RUN WONG DONG, 2 RBI DOUBLES FOR MONASTERIO, 2-RUN DOUBLE AND GAME TYING RBI IN THE 10TH FOR TONY SEAGULLS, RBI DOUBLE FOR MASA, WILYER TIES IT IN THE 9TH AND 11TH, BELLO WAS HUGE, AND A WALK-OFF FOR DURBIN IN THE 13TH!! #GOLDBOTTLES
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 07/08/2026
let's go red stockings
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 02/08/2026
it was always going to be the dodgers
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
"Ross Douthat Leaves New York Times for 60 Minutes"
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 31/07/2026
Ow. #AEWCollision
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 31/07/2026
HangBroDido right into my veins please 🤼
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 29/07/2026
i fucking love posting
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 29/07/2026
one day i dream to be a big account terrified of little accounts telling me i suck.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 29/07/2026
while you idiots were off studying the blade, i was shitposting.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 29/07/2026
what is it about stencil that brings these lib supersoldiers out of the woodwork
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 29/07/2026
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 29/07/2026
you can see when people found my dogshit post that i post on a public website on a public feed and get mad when my non followers tell me my opinions are shit
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The @gnostichippie.bsky.social classic, unfortunately no longer available on Twitter.
@haircut_hippie

(you, dumb): we should pay workers more
(me, has taken econ 101): you see where this line meets that line? that's why the poor should starve

01/12/2016
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
people being mean to me because i'm annoying and wrong is just like the injustices in this world...... no one will ever face even the slightest consequence for their gleeful participation.......
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To put this in perspective, Hulk Hogan beat Macho Man Randy Savage in 1989 and 13 years later won the title against Triple H in 2022, 13 years later. Hogan was 47 at the time, same age as Punk. So good on you Phil, you are Hulk Hogan, except less over.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 06/07/2026
like milk
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
OH NO! MY PHONE!
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Joe Defroster @yodacat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tim Onion, the owner of Bluesky, is clearly tweaking algorithms to make sure he's main character adjacent at all times now.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i have eaten the shrimp that was at the culvers' and which you were probably saving for the rich forgive me they were delicious so crispy and so opulent
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 26/06/2026
whomst amongst us don’t wanna eat scrimp
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees
little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 15/06/2026
got blocked over this lmao. weak baby stuff.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 15/06/2026
can’t believe people are still getting duped into a frothing outrage over the ok symbol.
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 14/06/2026
many are saying mandate of heaven
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 14/06/2026
bing fucking bong
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