Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 22hThe new series “Below” (aka “Widows B’y”) is really really good! 000
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car. 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Outlook: “looks like you have a lot of meetings this week, would you like to reserve some time for focused work?” Me: *clicks ‘see available time’* Outlook: *offers 1-3pm during the upcoming stat holiday* Me: 🤦 001
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Very boring and vanilla take, that I have nevertheless expended a non-zero amount of energy thinking about: The Galactic Empire were spreadsheet people, and the Rebel Alliance were slide deck people. 020
Reposted by Noeldan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346474961
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Game idea: part crime scene cleanup, part packing/sorting/stacking, all the levels are either an exotic location where a secret agent has made a mess, or it’s a dead drop/weapons cache that needs restocking. Each time you arrive, your character sighs and says: “Jesus Christ, this was Jason Bourne” 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If the entire marketing campaign for the next Mummy movie is just Oded Fehr’s IG reels, it will be a huge success. He’s only a few days in, and is already doing a spectacular job, no notes. 150
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can confirm: the Loki-uses-a-spreadsheet-to-decipher-the-sacred-timeline-of-Pompeii show is really good! 010
Reposted by NoelElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Christopher Nolan's filming of Odysseus has finished 2 weeks early. Yet another example of him straying wildly from the original story. 424343
Reposted by NoelFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If I looked down at my hands and saw Gamera looking back at me with absolute trust and affection like this I'm pretty sure all my problems would go away 329173
Reposted by NoelJames Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hegelochus, we know from fragments of plays which survived, was an Athenian actor who had landed a juicy role in Orestes, by Euripides. To describe it in a way which will annoy fans of plays, cinema, or similes in general, it was like landing the role of Optimus Prime in Michael Bay's Transformers. 219210
Reposted by NoelThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/07/2026William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: 11731148
Reposted by NoelStacy King @stacyking.com · 04/07/2026Toronto icon Sneaky Dee's has been spared death by condo development due to amazing community organizers and, uh, a bank pointing out that the developer only owns 2/5 lots they claimed in their project submission documents? Wild! 47021
Reposted by NoelRetro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Well, this is a curious artifact - this image was used to explain what a digital computer was to people who were used to human computers. (Source.) 14717
Reposted by NoelMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/06/2026absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got 483287696
Reposted by NoelJessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Do you think the "You Wouldn't Download a car, would you?" people are going to play GTA VI, a game where the only way to play is to download thousands of cars 1251
Reposted by NoelPømegranate @girl.pet · 20/06/2026until the show comes back someday with an actual casting, the role of doctor who has been assigned to philomena cunk the regeneration amnesia has her a little bit confused, but she's gonna travel time and space asking the important questions 1123662
Reposted by NoelSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?” “My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.” “The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.” *Rick silently points at the hi-speed gunboats powering by the window, guns blazing* 320742
Reposted by NoelBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 10/05/2026Done. It isn't colored the same as Jurassic Park, but I wanted it to be true to life. 🪶 🐣 27705219
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“The only way out is through” is actually a scam by Big Effort to sell more Through. 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The first rule of bluersky is we only talk about bluersky on Bluesky 020
Reposted by NoelAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471016423
Reposted by NoelPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Holy moly this has been bugging me for weeks because I couldn't place Altman and yup. Nailed it. The resemblance is way deeper than mere appearance. 1745897
Reposted by NoelThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10/05/2026It's your fault, writers, that all the billionaires are creating the Torment Nexus you said shouldn't be created. 🤬 515137
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...giphy.comStar Wars Swear Trek GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYGIPHY image by GIPHY 040
Reposted by NoelTodd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 29/04/2026"2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968) has the most dramatic, most famous match cut in the history of cinema. remastered in HD: youtu.be/SsE6WgxG0aE?... 28625201
Reposted by NoelScott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025merlin should id frog and toad calls 4717
Reposted by NoelPicard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Picard management tip: Give orders that make sense. 114425
Reposted by NoelChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594913393
Reposted by NoelNed Pyle @nedpyle.com · 18/04/2026Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish! 3511
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 08/04/2026What the article is clearly warning is that the guy who wants to “run the world’s biggest bank barely seems to understand how credit cards work”. 010
Reposted by Noelhaunted snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I love to see everyone talking about how beautiful my girlfriend* is and how excited we all are to see her backside. *the Moon 041
Reposted by NoelDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Gave this the soundtrack it deserves. Kubrick was onto something when he picked the Blue Danube as the Theme of Objects Floating In Space. Call me, Nutella 3766257
Reposted by NoelBench (Ben Frenchman) @benfrenchman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around. 4662511295
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Happy First Contact Day! media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...giphy.commission statement swear trek GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this mission statement swear trek GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 140
Reposted by NoelElly is 3 birds in a gardening hat @almost-elly.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The most prescient part of Jurassic Park was when the table of actual experts clearly and systematically broke down the AI techbro problem while the only person who disagreed with them (besides the boss) was a weenie little ass-kissing yes man with dollar signs in his eyes. youtu.be/0Nz8YrCC9X8?...youtu.beJurassic Park - Lunch - Great ScenesYouTube video by Yellow Barrel 2112
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 04/04/2026One of the annoying things about being of a certain age, is that I remember learning things in the pre-internet era that would be easy to learn now, but knowing I didn’t have the internet then, I don’t know how I learned them. 100
Reposted by NoelNed Pyle @nedpyle.com · 03/04/2026Is this the biggest scandal in Canadian history? Perhaps. Is it the most Canadian scandal in Canadian history? Absolutely www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...theguardian.comAlleged maple syrup scam in Quebec uncovered by Canadian broadcasterA Radio-Canada reporter noticed his maple syrup tasted odd; testing revealed it was adulterated with cane sugar 138916
![PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence.
It's not precaution-it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hgvfva574nxc5xvzrgfc6bd7/bafkreidf3cu3sdy73zuhj3enzc542cwcfbcurkbggtn6wx4immf65qb6n4)
