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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hey I lost my coffee in my house somewhere. so if anyone sees a glass with ghosts on it filled with my coffee please let me know. then get out of my house, that’s trespassing.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

okay but what do you do if it’s not your circus, but they are your monkeys?

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’d say I’m like 10% mosquito bites at this point.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it is bisexual visibility* day! *please keep in mind we still will not have reflections in mirrors or show up in photographs.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was just told “you seem more like you’re from NorCal than SoCal.” Apparently it was meant as a compliment. I have lived in Southern California for more than 2/3 of my life.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

a drag queen who speaks like ChatGPT and calls herself Miss Information, is this anything

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I can’t find anything about the operating system having a flip function like the Apple watch, and the touch id button is on the right. incredible. wasn’t Steve Jobs left handed?

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

um so does the iPhone duo have a left handed mode

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it’s too hot for thinking

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I regret eating Takis after midnight last night.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

First cup of coffee: hot Second cup of coffee: cold Third cup of coffee: diet coke

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

idk who needs to know this but CVS will give you 3 days of medication (as long as it’s not a controlled substance) to get you through the weekend if your stupid fucking doctor didn’t approve a back up doctor for renewals before taking a vacation.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

brain so foggy we’ve rounded up the locals into the city hall basement and accidentally stumbled on a ritual meant to appease an eldritch entity

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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way

Screenshot from the article in the quoted post, saying "Piff and his colleagues found that upper-class drivers were more likely to cut other cars off at junctions and ignore pedestrians at crossings. Wealthier people also appeared more willing to lie at work. In one experiment, volunteers were left alone with a jar of sweets ostensibly meant for children. When the researchers returned, upper-class people had snaffled nearly twice as many candies as lower-class people.

“The general pattern seems to be that with wealth and rising power, you become less engaged with the needs of others and less burdened by the needs of social relationships,” Piff said. “Taking candy from children might be the least of our worries but it’s emblematic of the tendency to prioritise one’s own needs over those of others.”

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

cranking the AC so I can have some fuckin soooooooooooooooooooup

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

it’s bisexual visibility month, so don’t forget: we no longer have advantage on stealth checks. they can see us now. but sneak attack can still be used *if* another bisexual is within a 5ft range.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

me: do you have a plan skip: I don’t think you know what a plan is me: okay what is the plan skip: the plan hasn’t changed me: okay what is the plan skip: well we need to change the plan me: what plan skip: the new plan we need me: okay do you have a plan now “plan” is a meaningless word to you too

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

damn Melinda Gates said she’d match the 10M Olivia Rodrigo raised through the Daisy Chain Fields festival, so they donated 20M to charities for women and girls. unrelated, men own roughly $105 trillion more in wealth than women globally.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

August has been going on for way too long already let’s wrap this up

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I revere Dolly Parton much as I do Fred Rogers. They’re people who made it their life goal just to be gentle and kind to everyone that they met. They are prime examples of how we all should behave and live our lives.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We didn’t deserve Dolly Parton but she loved us all anyway.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I drove next to a teeny tiny Datsun truck this morning and god, what a beauty. Just a eentsy wittle baby cutie truck. Perfection.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

People should be able to call out of work for Having Zoomies

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I don’t know man I just feel like there’s been too many days in a row lately

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

wild that we’ve come full circle in my lifetime and now we *need* to bully people for wearing glasses.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“this machine is killing me” - Phoebe Bridgers

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

has GitHub been listening to the new Phoebe Bridgers album? because same girl, I don’t wanna work either, I’m too sad.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

good morning GitHub are you okay?

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Oh, Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday, I'm on call

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My first rodeo? No I’ve been to enough rodeos, I prefer demolition derbies myself.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

chat I’ve cried in a lot of work meetings this week is that good

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It’s so embarrassing to see grown adult men with big titles at tech companies that you KNOW wouldn’t have been able to get a manager role at a GameStop.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I need to complain about something I can’t talk about so I’m not going to use my words I’m going to use Big Birds. In no particular order, my last few days at work have been:

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

okay I feel like its been enough time since the Widow’s Bay finale to say this, but Jeff Hiller’s face, walking back into the bunker after watching those films, was the most terrifying part of the entire show. (complimentary)

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

as far as I’m concerned, the fact that multiple plumbers, electricians, and HVAC techs have told my husband that he has “kind eyes,” is the greenest flag there is.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

hey babes remember to find ways to casually work “hey meta stop recording” into your conversations at bars now.

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

you ever think about how manufactured pearls are made by intentionally adding an irritant inside an oyster? that the oyster is reacting to something harmful and covering it in layers to protect itself and we do it on purpose because the end result is pretty?

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

it was just announced at ComicCon that Ryan Gosling is going to be playing Ghostwriter, a ghost who helps a group of children solve crimes in the 90’s.

two children are looking up and above them floating in the air it says “Your friends call me Ghostwriter”

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Diet Coke would make a sick knuckle tattoo

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snot factory @emru.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

the phrase “tea tree oil reduces cannibalism” is now lodged deep in my brain waiting to resurface at the least opportune time.

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