Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The new series “Below” (aka “Widows B’y”) is really really good! 000
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car. 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Outlook: “looks like you have a lot of meetings this week, would you like to reserve some time for focused work?” Me: *clicks ‘see available time’* Outlook: *offers 1-3pm during the upcoming stat holiday* Me: 🤦 001
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No, not at all, and I’m sorry if I came across that way. 000
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Honest question, and I am not a mathematician: Can we prove that the method used was completely novel, and not just an application and new composition of material that was in the training? 100
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The fact that the problem is so well documented is why the model stood a decent chance of finding a solution that can hold up to human proof. 110
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Very boring and vanilla take, that I have nevertheless expended a non-zero amount of energy thinking about: The Galactic Empire were spreadsheet people, and the Rebel Alliance were slide deck people. 020
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 11/09/202664.media.tumblr.com/01d6906319d2...64.media.tumblr.comSwear Trek: ImageInfinite vulgarity in infinite combination 111
Reposted by Noeldan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346474961
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Game idea: part crime scene cleanup, part packing/sorting/stacking, all the levels are either an exotic location where a secret agent has made a mess, or it’s a dead drop/weapons cache that needs restocking. Each time you arrive, your character sighs and says: “Jesus Christ, this was Jason Bourne” 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If it is a joke, it’s clearly not landing, so anyone with an ounce of empathy would delete it, take the L, and learn something. The fact that he’s mashing the block button shows he truly believes he has a fair point to make, but actually, he doesn’t. 1790
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If the entire marketing campaign for the next Mummy movie is just Oded Fehr’s IG reels, it will be a huge success. He’s only a few days in, and is already doing a spectacular job, no notes. 150
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Can confirm: the Loki-uses-a-spreadsheet-to-decipher-the-sacred-timeline-of-Pompeii show is really good! 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Well at least they had those “body” covering sheets close at hand. 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Please tell me the L&O folks gave a pupetual license for the “dun dun”. 010
Reposted by NoelElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Christopher Nolan's filming of Odysseus has finished 2 weeks early. Yet another example of him straying wildly from the original story. 424343
Reposted by NoelFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If I looked down at my hands and saw Gamera looking back at me with absolute trust and affection like this I'm pretty sure all my problems would go away 329173
Reposted by NoelJames Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hegelochus, we know from fragments of plays which survived, was an Athenian actor who had landed a juicy role in Orestes, by Euripides. To describe it in a way which will annoy fans of plays, cinema, or similes in general, it was like landing the role of Optimus Prime in Michael Bay's Transformers. 219210
Reposted by NoelThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/07/2026William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: 11731148
Reposted by NoelStacy King @stacyking.com · 04/07/2026Toronto icon Sneaky Dee's has been spared death by condo development due to amazing community organizers and, uh, a bank pointing out that the developer only owns 2/5 lots they claimed in their project submission documents? Wild! 47021
Reposted by NoelRetro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Well, this is a curious artifact - this image was used to explain what a digital computer was to people who were used to human computers. (Source.) 14717
Reposted by NoelMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/06/2026absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got 483287696
Reposted by NoelJessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Do you think the "You Wouldn't Download a car, would you?" people are going to play GTA VI, a game where the only way to play is to download thousands of cars 1251
Reposted by NoelPømegranate @girl.pet · 20/06/2026until the show comes back someday with an actual casting, the role of doctor who has been assigned to philomena cunk the regeneration amnesia has her a little bit confused, but she's gonna travel time and space asking the important questions 1123662
Reposted by NoelSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?” “My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.” “The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.” *Rick silently points at the hi-speed gunboats powering by the window, guns blazing* 320742
Reposted by NoelBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 10/05/2026Done. It isn't colored the same as Jurassic Park, but I wanted it to be true to life. 🪶 🐣 27705219
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026“The only way out is through” is actually a scam by Big Effort to sell more Through. 010
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The first rule of bluersky is we only talk about bluersky on Bluesky 020
Reposted by NoelAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471016423
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026static.klipy.comRick O'Connell: Okay, Now I'm a BelieverALT: Rick O'Connell: Okay, Now I'm a Believer 000
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Between that and his cameo in Hook, if you were a Phil Collins fan back in the 90’s, one could convince oneself he was going to have a film career. 030
Reposted by NoelPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Holy moly this has been bugging me for weeks because I couldn't place Altman and yup. Nailed it. The resemblance is way deeper than mere appearance. 1745897
Reposted by NoelThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10/05/2026It's your fault, writers, that all the billionaires are creating the Torment Nexus you said shouldn't be created. 🤬 515137
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I’ll counter that the domestication of an animal that can pull a plow was the singularity (James Burke - Connections S1E1) 040
Noel @noemptyline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...giphy.comStar Wars Swear Trek GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYGIPHY image by GIPHY 040
Reposted by NoelTodd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 29/04/2026"2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968) has the most dramatic, most famous match cut in the history of cinema. remastered in HD: youtu.be/SsE6WgxG0aE?... 28625201
Reposted by NoelScott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025merlin should id frog and toad calls 4717
![PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence.
It's not precaution-it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hgvfva574nxc5xvzrgfc6bd7/bafkreidf3cu3sdy73zuhj3enzc542cwcfbcurkbggtn6wx4immf65qb6n4)
