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Siobhán M

@nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social
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A Social Media addict and here I am on another app where will it all end?

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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 3h
Oh yes of course
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 8h
I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 7h
Strands #945 “Grab your tokens” 🔵💡🔵🔵 🟡💡🔵💡 🔵
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David @rebelalliance77.bsky.social · 11h
They got the look of the IRA fella who does a runner with the daughter, on that Downton Abbey Lego set. The head of him.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 7h
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 18h
These people have never accidentally responded to "may the force be with you" with "and also with you" entirely out of reflex and it shows
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 7h
I smell like pollution
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 21h
Just ask Nancy
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 21h
Night night
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Robin Wilde @robinwilde.me · 03/10/2026
I can hear the screeching U-turn that happened during the naming of this business
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M @kansappa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope is quite famously elected There's a whole big thing about it actually
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Rose Mullen's The Mummy 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @anaemicroyalty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's gone too far. I love pistachio but...
Photo of two pots of dubai pistachio hummus with kunafa topping stacked on top of each other on a fridge shelf in Tesco it's three euroPoster from the repeal campaign that says it's too extreme NO
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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sorry Zach Bryan, I was not familiar with your game, or who you are at all even
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Say it out loud" "I'm nit hearing it Liz"
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Jack & Jill dance… Dancers are randomly paired Music is randomly chosen Dances are improvised
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely fucking STACKED ep “No one ruins my family vacation except ME and maybe the boy!” “My children need wine!” “We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.” “Where nothing could possib-lie go wrong.” “No, my son is also named Bort.” “Which one of you is the mailman?” God, season 6
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first poster featuring the Michelin Man, aka Bibendum, designed by O'Galop in 1898. The slogan "Nunc est bibendum" means "Now is the time to drink." Bibendum toasts with a goblet of nails and broken glass while rival tires slump beside him, because the Michelin tire "drinks up the obstacle."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have been fired from the sperm/emotional abuse factory
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time. I am enjoying it. They gave Emily a pair of trainers to walk about Stars Hollow and she said she “looked like a Clydesdale”. I had to google that but I did laugh when I saw what a Clydesdale is.
A Clydesdale Horse. It has white hair round its feet resembling white trainers
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bon nuit mon cher
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I needed to unburden myself
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G @geraldineishere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Girl, have some self respect! Truly bizarre how lick-arsey this reads. Was she fired as his girlfriend or employee? Or both? Poorly written world salad with a side of delusional. “Battlefield”? 🤦‍♀️
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cavan style
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am the victim of an unfair system. I only need the rind of 1 orange!
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Commited a crime today. Opened a bag of oranges at Tesco, took one orange and fraudulently weighed it in as a lemon at the self service checkout. THEY DROVE ME TO IT
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saps
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tipping a bit of your granny out through your trouser leg at Space Mountain like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry but thats very alpha of him. He beta cucked you. You were smellmogged
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tomorrow in Belfast ✊️ 💚
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Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This reminds me of the extremely understated footnote in a paper that referenced the mathematical work of Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber)
The mention of Kaczynski has a footnote that says better known for other work
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something you think about the excorist 2 something major and particular to the story. Do I speak Spanish now?
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Le cúnamh dé
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I felt illiterate reading it
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Strands #943 “On the sly ...” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵🟡🔵 🔵
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since I couldn't beat 'em, thought I might as well join 'em. They wouldn't go for that, either.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when Gilgamesh slayed the wood demon.
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The intensity of my emotional response to this image only getting worse is indeed not a great sign of the times.
Four panel Simpsons comic. Homer coming into Bart’s room to wake him up saying “Bart I don’t want to alarm you but the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters” and then Bart screams
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Night night
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I googled the... ahem feminine issue Charlotte was having . And I am confused as to why her gynecologist prescribed her antidepressants. Though the website I found did say the condition could make you depressed. Perhaps I am expecting too much from Sex in the City
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 01/10/2026
A boycott should extend to all games ,troops. National team are dead to me.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Drew you a little picture of Pumpkinbot. 🎃🤖
A colour picture of Pumpkinbot - a robot in the form of a pumpkin with a little banded green stem on top, two banded legs, and a little carved, smiling face near the bottom of its body. The stylised background consists of a 'floating' purple rectangle in flat colour, against which Pumpkinbot is casting its shadow, but which is 'cut out' into falling leaf shapes, revealing the white background beneath. The leaves are piling up at Pumpkinbot's feet (in silhouette), and it is drawn as if it is kicking its way cheerfully through them.
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Strands #942 “Things fall apart” 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵🔵🟡🔵
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Philip Larkin Society @plsoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
National Poetry Day seems like a good excuse to share one of Larkin's most loved poems, a deceptively complex and resonant piece of writing.
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Jesse Sheidlower @jessesword.com · 01/10/2026
Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.)
Image headlined "WHAT YOUR FAVORITE OBSOLETE ENGLISH LETTER SAYS ABOUT YOU", with thumbnails of MSS focusing on thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, insular G, and long S; each one has the label "You are a nerd."
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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
there has been remarkably little interest from the Irish press in the takeover of Mount Melleray by a private American university owned by a billionaire with close ties to Opus Dei that recently experienced a major outbreak of measles and has a statue of Charlie Kirk being embraced by Jesus
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Initially wrote "clit" but caught it before I pressed send. Would have made for a fun afternoon
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