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Samhain’d Lad

@keelanhothothot.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. Múinteoir. FilminDublin contributor. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 9h
Zohran, a chara, this lad hates organised labour and is so bad at meeting targets that he couldn’t split the G even if he wanted to
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 15h
Google “Simpsons Season 6” and pick your 5 favourite episodes cause it is difficult as FUCK Mine are: Sideshow Bob Roberts A Star is Burns Lemon of Troy Homie the Clown Treehouse of Horror V
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 19h
I know Spooky Season is beginning and we all have busy lives but i feel that this warrants more attention than it’s getting
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 23h
Absolutely fucking STACKED ep “No one ruins my family vacation except ME and maybe the boy!” “My children need wine!” “We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.” “Where nothing could possib-lie go wrong.” “No, my son is also named Bort.” “Which one of you is the mailman?” God, season 6
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Film In Dublin @filmindublin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With Digger in Irish cinemas now, @keelanhothothot.bsky.social dug into the deranged depths of Tom Cruise's pysche via some of his most unhinged roles: filmindublin.ie/2026/10/02/c...
Lots of unhinged photos of grinning Tom Cruise
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve decided to go beyond my work-to-rule in order to sit down for meaningful talks with Jack Chambers. Every time he starts a sentence I’m going to make a fart noise and then I’m going to beat him up and take his lunch money
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s Digger weekend and as an addendum to @filmindublin.bsky.social excellent review, I went long on Tom Cruise’s greatest maniacal performances! filmindublin.ie/2026/10/02/c...
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Cruise Control: Celebrating the Most Unhinged Performances By Cinema’s Most Intense Star
The fair city of film and beyond. News. Reviews. Pretty Deadly Films.
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Instead of getting mad about what films and tv shows should be categorised as “comedies”, you should be getting mad that ANYTHING is being categorised as such since, as we all know, Woke™️ killed comedy in 2018 (RIP)
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the beginning of a two-week intensive marketing campaign for the ages
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
5 favourite Irish films The Secret of Kells (2009) The Wind That Shakes the Barley (2005) An Cailín Ciúin (2022) The Dead (1987) Caoineadh Áirt Uí Laoghaire (1975)
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The residents of Garvaghy Road should immediately contact Jorge Jésus cause if he can get Ronaldo to fuck off from the Portuguese national team then I bet he can get the swollen gammons of the Portadown Orange Lodge to fuck off
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m home next weekend, who wants to come beepin’ round the town for Arya and her microplastics destroyer?
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m blending a cabbage for a children’s science experiment AMA
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean if the portaloo is abandoned far from where it’s supposed to be then there’ll be South Ring delays for a few poor bastards
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wargreymon from Digimon is a buff dinosaur who has armour that is part Iron Man suit part medieval knight
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The biggest achievement for Danni, i think, is her bravery of putting herself forward for this. I don’t think she ever assumed she’d win but it was a bit emotional watching her very proud reaction to how sad the others were that she’s leaving #GBBO
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay everybody saw that with the design of Connie’s cookies right? They look like…they look like a…yano…. #GBBO
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay I’ve looked back and Bardo isn’t actually one of my bottom 5 of the 2020s thus far are THE BUBBLE (Apatow) THE WHALE (Aronofsky) BLONDE (Dominik) MALCOLM & MARIE (Levinson) and a Norwegian Netflix Christmas movie called CHRISTMAS AS USUAL which is super racist
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Nowwatching Ron Howard’s Frost/Nixon (2008) Know who was a dumb motherfucker? Richard Nixon!
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The Complete Picture podcast @aninventivename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Enough is never enough.” Thrilled to announce our first-ever LIVE EVENT, a screening of the Larry Cohen classic ‘The Stuff’ at the brilliant @irishfilminstitute.bsky.social as part of their Bigger Picture series. Event takes place on Oct. 13th at 6:30pm. Tickets available in bio + over at IFI.ie.
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fionnán’s face when he realises that the Orange Order are big fans of politically-motivated art
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100% of Israeli humour: “okay but what if we murdered you in front of your family”
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife and i are #nowwatching Top Gun Maverick (2022) because we’re in a celebratory mood and what better movie than the movie where Tom Cruise literally and metaphorically saved cinema
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walking the chilly autumnal streets of the capital this morning I’m reminded that Dublin is a true city of Coat Guys™️
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
News coming through today that “Choosin’ Texas” was actually a test and those who didn’t have chosen death by firing squad
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hearing that one of the Irish goalscorers held up his black armband to the (200? 220?) Israeli fans after he scored and I just have to applaud him for coming up with a celebration as confusing as it is meaningless
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robbie Keane is probably raging about the Irish men’s team right now. “I fucking love Israel way more than these posers,” he thinks to himself.
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“How dare you accuse our group - established to intimidate and dominate Catholics - of inciting violence by intentionally marching down a majority Catholic road? We’re not chanting or singing just walking down this road to show it’s our no matter who lives on it. Perfectly harmless”
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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry but this is the same crowd they want to give a say in a new flag and national anthem, and this is the carry on of them over a bullshit parade where it's not wanted by locals
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to verbally abuse one of my friends for refusing to play a game of football with me, the protagonist of life. Also I am 6 years old.
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Said it earlier but the pro footballer pipeline which takes immature teenage boys, deifies them and then fast-tracks them to professional status with very little education continues to result in people with little understanding of life outside themselves and they end up very regretful in later years
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seems almost certain now that Buzunu and maybe two others won’t play and the rest will, which is of course exactly what happened with the ladies basketball international. No sign of team solidarity
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe it feels like such a big deal because it’s giving them a big fucking middle finger right in their cunt faces and there’d be fuck all they could do about it
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wouldn’t bring an iced coffee to an interview, but I would bring a bag of ice and a pouch of ground coffee. If you haven’t convinced me by the time the ice melts BAM! Ground coffee in the eye for wasting my damn time!
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly kinda bemused at the idea that a U.I. would entertain Loyalist/Unionist demands cause their entire ideology is predicated on pretending the island they live on is not Ireland, a scale of delusion beyond reason. It’s like Israeli settlers without even the shield of “ancient promised land”
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching John Huston’s The Mackintosh Man (1973) as part of my ongoing Paul Newman project. It contains one of the great pieces of IMDb trivia ever for a movie: “This film likely contains the first instance of a woman being kicked in the groin in a major film.”
Poster for John Huston’s The
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scorsese’s After Hours is the ultimate snapshot of what it’s like to be stuck talking to an incredibly beautiful weirdo
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are we sure it’s not cancelled due to a mid’easter
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first years in Mount Temple were born the year Apple put the U2 album on everyone’s phone. The current 6th years were born the year we were all forced to hear the song “Get On Your Boots” and get on with our lives.Their entire lives have been defined by U2 being forced down their throats. Tragic
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why don’t we make the new flag a data centre and the new national animal the Guinness toucan and the new national holiday Work Day where we all celebrate our glorious corporate overlords and work extra hard for them and our new Emperor can be Dennis O’Brien and our new national dress can be a Bohs j
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The Complete Picture podcast @aninventivename.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Episode Seven: LARRY COHEN. Coming next week! My guest & I will discuss the formidable B-movie legend whose commitment to ‘getting the shot’ made him an infamous force in Hollywood. And…some exciting news to go with this month’s episode…watch the space!! 👀 #filmindublin #filmpodcast #larrycohen
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this fucking prick
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great that our national team are staking their personal integrity on a competition where they’re in with such a high chance of success
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We get overwhelmed by the supreme vicious evil of the likes of Smotrich and Ben Gvir or the settlers who travel village to village looking for Palestinians to murder but it’s worth remembering that this cunt stands over it all and should be canonised as one of the most evil monsters in human history
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s been an open secret for ages that if you use a VPN to subscribe to Criterion Channel you don’t need one to use it thereafter. Geoblocking the site while still accepting money from non-U.S. and Canada subscribers sucks. I have a VPN and love it way too much to unsubscribe but it’s not great
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: An inside source has revealed that Nick Delehanty’s business went under because of his aggressive use of dog whistles. The source, codenamed ‘Fido’, said, “That lad can go fuck himself as far as we’re concerned.”
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw a picture of a hilariously bad customised licence plate and remembered that the farmer who owned the field next to our home house bought an import tractor in my childhood and had to wait for a licence plate so for the first 2 weeks he stuck a piece of cardboard to the back that said “LAMBO”
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have spent my life as an EXTREMELY casual gamer
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