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Noah Mittman

@nmittman.bsky.social
47 followers 53 following 210 posts

Realizing I'm spread too thin across socials. I mostly only repost here. Find me actually posting at @noah@finkasaur.us

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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, it's true lol. If you ask the Trump administration's new stupid America.gov chatbot to "play Minecraft" it goes completely insane. Just tried it.
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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rae @rae.wtf · 27/09/2026
my #fallingblockjam game is live! it's the rootin'-tootin' puzzler for all you cowboys at heart thanks to @mixolumia.com for putting this on (and for the idea 💖) play it now — for FREE! — on your personal computer, or your #playdate. and hey, let me know what you think! raewtf.itch.io/loop-lariat
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Loop Lariat by Rae
Link those lasso-bits, and round up them outlaws! Yee-haw!
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh neat, we're doing the underground railroad again
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 18/09/2026
what if we kissed in/found the fastest route through the mirror's edge house
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fact.
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
these teams have long running institutional knowledge of the franchises they work on and don’t make every new installment with a team of underpaid juniors being bossed around by clueless suits
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2026
i’m sorry but this entire worldview seems not just evil but deeply stupid? the far future is fake! it doesn’t exist! what matters are people here and now!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"
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Retire in peace
McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
None of that is to say don't complain: complaining (combined with effort) is one way things improve. But jeez, the level of pessimism is concerning for me. It's OK to have hope!
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Politics scares me right now, but the world has recovered from far worse politics repeatedly in the past. There are so many good trends right now and many of the bad ones are fairly fixable (i.e. via more open immigration)
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It could happen tomorrow
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Julia Wertz @juliawertz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi, it’s your mom here with a public service reminder. My State Farm bill was almost $200 over what it should be, so I called, but they couldn’t explain it. I think they implemented an AI billing system and it glitched. So FYI- always check your bills, but especially during these cursed days
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Noah Mittman @nmittman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"No other Linux or FOSS project ever gets this kind of funding. You should be suspicious of it, not celebrate it." stopomarchy.neocities.org
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STOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right Backers
Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The video game industry has always been volatile (I published Press Reset in 2021!) but the skeleton key to understanding the current state of things is this: Big games now cost 10x to make what they did 15 years ago but most do not generate even close to 10x the revenue. Simple as that
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Noah Mittman @nmittman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
tired: it's mahhhhhvel, baby wired: it's powahhhh stone, baby
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi, yes hello. Would you like to play a game featuring Wolverine that's more than just Fine as most of today's reviews suggest? HAVE I GOT THE GAME FOR YOU! www.theverge.com/23490255/mar...
theverge.com
Marvel’s Midnight Suns is an unexpected triumph of tactics and friendship
Unfortunately, you can’t romance anybody.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On the current game of "this open corruption is really bad optics, and I wish he'd stop" www.smbc-comics.com/comic/that-t...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - That Thing
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - That Thing
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Christie @kjerstiekeland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah
A white van with a big photo of a reddish orange fish on the side. Under the fish, it says MEAT WITHOUT FEET
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Dan @danielthemaniel.com · 08/09/2026
This part is crazy. Every paragraph is worse than the last. Perhaps I was naive, but I didn't think OpenAI capable of being this dishonest.
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!
Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/09/2026
So not only blatantly racist but also pissing off every living actor, great job, Paul
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MEMO From: X To: Ya Subj: It
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Noah Mittman @nmittman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*me watching the latest ep of Lanterns* oh, this is a show that's gonna get real? I'M HERE FOR IT
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/08/2026
magic cereal is the official snack of peace walker
big boss in a tux pouring mountain dew into a bag of doritos: "i call this *magic cereal*"
paz watches on in disgust
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
YOU. KEEP. TAKING. THE. WRONG. 80. YEAR. OLD
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 26/08/2026
Men only want three things
I'm holding a blu ray triple feature of the thing (1982), the thing (from another world), and the thing (2011), in front of shelves of other disc based media
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Noah Mittman @nmittman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
oh damn they nailed it -- it's a mixup in a newborn ward
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 11/08/2026
Okay this is very funny.
r/ClaudeAl
u/iRefactor • 8h
Claude watermarking our work is unethical and disgusting
Philosophy
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I gave the instructions, context, decisions, and countless refinements, claude was the tool.
If Claude starts watermarking the code or anything else it generates, what exactly is it claiming credit for?
By that logic, my internet provider should watermark everything we do. The operating system should watermark everything Claude creates, the compiler should watermark every binary we build.
And eventually Claude or Anthropic should open source everything so that one can tell what exactly Claude did
They are tools and infrastructure, so is Claude.
The final output comes from countless prompts, thoughts, instructions, decisions, corrections, subscription fee and refinement and what not. The model helped execute that process, if Claude wants to provide provenance, fine. But branding the output because we used its tool is ridiculous, considering it's ultimately the people's decision to go with which text, code.
You din create the work, I gave you the instructions to create the bits.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 17/08/2026
This is the real deal about racists - they truly actually believe that non-white races are "taking over" institutions when in reality they're barely able to exist in places of power
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/08/2026
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 07/08/2026
Wow, that's a complex sequence of events their father set up for them
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 01/08/2026
this is the reason they are outlasting everyone fyi their shit is still a toy and sony and microsoft got suckered into making computers
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I dont think that's ridiculous to say
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 01/08/2026
tbh owning the ModRetro deserves the same treatment that John Waters prescribed for people who don't have any books ("If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't fuck them")
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BigNerdSam @bignerdsam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
what the fuck why does this @stupidtwink.bsky.social comic keep happening?
"I love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog"

"don't they send 17 trillion dollars to Israel every year"

Three panels of betrayal, comprehension, and confusion
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me, to my co-worker in the next cubicle: "dude, you are making so much noise for someone who is not being killed currently by any person? I've got spreadsheets to finish."
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is like at the zine fair when my friend spends the $10 I spent at their table back at my table so I can bolster my infrastructure ambitions (eating)
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A meme using images of Scully from The X-Files getting increasingly more interested at what she's reading on the computer. It is in the style of the Vince McMahon meme. It reads

They are making a Neruomancer TV Show

For Apple+

JD Dillard is co-creating it

William Gibson is thrilled with it
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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6bg @6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How will Johnny Depp get into character as a terrible man with a litany of evil deeds?
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home
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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
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Don't Shit Your Pants
A survival horror game.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the weather in new york right now feels like an apology for last week
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Noah Mittman @nmittman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'd totally watch that movie
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