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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 6h
Probably the only ethical use of polymarket sites is betting on how quickly the British guy kayaking the Congo gets turned into hippo shit.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 4h
Fascists and authoritarians, both in government and within families, love “A.i.”’because it’s a tool for violating consent and enforcing conformity and obedience.
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 5h
do not be the person who fucks about this
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 8h
Do you know how much of a doofus you have to be to get thoroughly destroyed by JRM?
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 9h
What's great about this is - Yes. Germany was in fact a source of great scientific knowledge in the end of the 19th century. If you wanted to do science, you learned German. And then the Nazis destroyed the German scientific establishment. Because that's what Nazis do.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 8h
If you’re not on X you won’t appreciate the extent to which virulent racism against Indians has become THE rallying call of the far right.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
“my ex-husband fucking sucks but hold your nose and vote for him, I guess” Rs really busting out the big guns for the Texas seat, huh
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 13h
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

Caption reads: 
CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12h
Yes, every time thr "don't be political you'll lose half your audience" writer advice discourse cycle comes around, I'm always like "Jesus if they're still half my audience I'm doing something wrong"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15h
this is very funny
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tired: Butlerian Jihad Wired: Leonian Crusade
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15h
what the Trump Admin means by "the Strait is Open" is that we're using Filipinos and Indians as human shields, sailing ships dark through drone infested waters, and 1 in 20 get hit and they die. the plan is literally see if we can run out of FIlipino sailors www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
No Lights, No Radio: Getting Oil Through Hormuz Is a Risky Job
A tanker captain’s first-hand account shows why flows from the Middle East are rising, despite the dangers of Iranian drones and missiles.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 17h
The Order of BlueSky stands at the ready
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 17h
Henry VIII: "Pope, would please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand. You're not a marriage influencer. How many wives do you have?"
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Positron Prescriber 🇨🇦 @boaconstrictor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lost to the mists of passing millenia is the answer to the question who exactly struck the first spark in our long war against the thinking machines. Was it truly the man now known only as The Baseball Priest? Unfortunately, all records from before the Great Darkening are now mere fragments
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEAR DARK is still the best American vampire film. It rejects most European/gothic tropes and rewrites the vampires as purely American myth figures: bikers, cowboys, traveling serial killers, Civil War soldiers, and gangsters.
a poster for Near Dark
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Travelling Will @airelbonia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shit I'd say any appointees, even. He put you in the Kennedy center board? Bye bye. Nominated for assistant secondary duck counter for the department of duncery? Nope. Right out.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/10/2026
he's finally done it. he's finally better at something than anyone else on earth has ever been.
the top 20 worst poll results of all time on inflation have all been Trump, in the last 6 months. He was the first person to hit -50 and now -60actually he's at -65, maybe he can get -70 by election day
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 03/10/2026
When I was a kid in California, Channel 5 would run a Twilight Zone marathon every July 4th. I was GLUED to the TV and looked forward to it more than fireworks. I still watch it today. The greatest television show ever made, The Twilight Zone, debuted today October 2, 1959.
static.klipy.com
Rod Serling Introduces The Twilight Zone
ALT: Rod Serling Introduces The Twilight Zone
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
End of thread.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The big national grocery chains need to be seized by the workers, converted into employee-owned coops, nationalized and turned over to municipalities, or in any other way, shape, or form destroyed.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In light of this thread, which was the 25-point meandering journey through all the things I'd learned in my first few weeks working at the airport, I've been working at a grocery store since March, one of the big national chains, and I'd like to share what I've learned there. Strap in.
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens." There are not enough exclamation points to convey how I felt reading this paragraph
Screenshot of article which reads: From this perspective, the “both sides” frame falls apart. The prob-
lem is not that the parties are divided. The problem is the existential 
threat that a reempowered ethnonationalist strain poses to pluralistic 
U.S. democracy writ large. The current level of political animosity is 
exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted 
to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s 
citizens. The only way to re-oppress most of a country is to use anti-
democratic and authoritarian tactics. And the only way to oppose those 
tactics is to push back as a population and clearly reject them. This is 
the argument happening in the United States, and its pathology is not 
anger—it is the movement to undermine a generation of rights.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remember the real rocket docket is when Republicans have to jam another corrupt justice on to SCOTUS in three weeks.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're a mobilization order away from finding out who, exactly, Putin's constituency is at this point.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/10/2026
How does Pete Hegseth deal with the fact that he's not winning the Iran War? By focusing on the next war, duh @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
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Nathaniel William Horadam @horadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful Kevin Hassett is allowed to continue appearing on TV for some inexplicable reason
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The idea that public transit is expensive compared to road transportation and that driving a car is a sign of "independence" rather than of complete reliance on a huge ongoing government investment program is based on nothing but vibes and ignorance.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
::laughs in Clippy::
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh come on California State Athletic Commission. At least let the robot fight Jake Paul before you send the cease and desist
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every time I drive past this place my heart breaks a little because caller ID has made it impossible to anonymously call them pretending to be an irate Wile E. Coyote
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The kids are alright. It's our job to do everything we can to build an economy where every kid can grow up and thrive.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From Oct 2011. Happy Pumpkin Pi season! Annual reminder: magnets of this strip are available on my store... store.foxtrot.com
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 2020 election has been relentlessly studied by our most experienced experts and by our most craven partisan hacks for 6y now, and every examination has wound up demonstrating the integrity of Biden’s victory in that election and the malignity of Trump’s obsession with undermining it.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I actually get my information from people who understand exactly what it is and why it’s a fucking autocorrect slot machine that does nothing but extract. This is hot garbage. Just because I have ethics and a spine doesn’t mean I don’t also engage critical thinking. Slop boosters don’t.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
remember when every company was like "we're gonna make a leaderboard for uses the most AI" until someone looked at their budget
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/10/2026
SEAAAAASON TWOOOOOOO
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every day, Mamdani proves that something better is possible. That we do not have to accept what corporations and their political shills have decided we are worth. He makes doing things that we've been constantly told are impossible look easy.
“WHAT I'M 
FIGHTING 
FOR IS THAT
NOBODY
IS  PRICED 
OUT OF
DIGNITY.”
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🔥MUST-WATCH: "It sounds like you're just trying to give people a chance to take a breath." @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & theo von on greed/capitalism leaving too many behind ZOHRAN: "What I'm fighting for is nobody is priced out of dignity." Full: www.instagram.com/reel/Dd_wjMk...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A low key Democratic objective should be to bankrupt every industry/actor who sought to exploit just how corrupt these fascists are.
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