Reposted by kyleMax Read @maxread.info · 10/09/2026folks theyve they solved the millennial prize problem--they stoiped giving out participation trophies! 1602
Reposted by kylenattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II was fought with tanks and guns 750463
kyle @nin.ten.dog · 03/06/2025@nytimes.com is trying to gaslight me by swapping out today's spelling bee 020
Reposted by kyleRib ΘΔ @rib.gay · 23/04/2025By using FontForge on a PDF from the website for the campaign (web.archive.org/web/20051223...); I can confirm that they are indeed using the illegal clone version of the font, rather than the licensed one! 5686101
Reposted by kyleMelissa Lewis @melissa.news · 20/04/2025TIL: The 2000s piracy PSA used a font designed by the fantastic Just van Rossum, whose brother Guido created the Python programming language.fontsinuse.com“Piracy. It’s a Crime.” PSAFrom Wikipedia: “You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” is the first sentence and commonly used name of a public service announcement that debuted on July 12, 2004 in cinemas, and July 27 on home media, which wa... 6659167
Reposted by kyleGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head 4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me 674799
Reposted by kyleGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 31/03/2025ME: When's the soonest I can book an appointment? VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon 212816
Reposted by kyleNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Pioneer friend: Lol dude. The Indian tracker just said there's a great common spirit of harmony that connects all living things. Umm. Pause Lol Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️ 01078
kyle @nin.ten.dog · 18/03/2025to develop for iPhone, Apple now requires XCode 16, which only runs on the latest two MacOS releases, i.e if you don't have Mac that runs their OS released 18 months ago, it can't be used for iPhone development. the solution is go spend ~$600 on a new build machine embarrassing shitshow company 250
Reposted by kylewint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked 75169443262
Reposted by kyleKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/02/2025Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis? House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis. Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis. Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic. Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis… 1446365
Reposted by kyleGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb? guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman soviet trent reznor: head laika hole 732037
Reposted by kylePobnellion @pobnellion.com · 23/01/2025The only thing that rules is the law of the jungle; everything else, monkey business. 0146
kyle @nin.ten.dog · 22/01/2025rewriting Fantastic Mr Fox for a modern audience and naming the farmers 010
Reposted by kyledave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 09/01/2025They’re putting a new object in my enclosure tomorrow. Supposed to be pretty enriching. Might check it out 550880
Reposted by kyleonion person @junlper.beer · 04/01/2025when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold 433138176
Reposted by kyleparker higgins @xor.blue · 23/12/2024this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer 253239785319
Reposted by kylelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/12/2024that password does not meet our length and complexity requirements, playboy 863537
Reposted by kylelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/12/2024"asymmetric privilege" is the first wholly original bluesky brainworm. i hope everyone enjoys periodically thinking about this stuff in a way you can never share to friends and loved ones with better things to do than hanging out here 1243845272
Reposted by kyleAnthony Clark @nedroid.com · 15/12/2024What about Goodness Snake? Like, “you better be good for Goodness Snake”? A snake (normal sized or big, I don’t care) who passes moral judgment on you at the holidays. Do I have any Hollywood people here? 5191679
Reposted by kyleBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I love it when the moon plays the hits. Crescent or Full. None of that waning gibbous shit. Shut the fuck up with that waning gibbous shit. 1242
Reposted by kyleNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Drake: (texting) She a 10 but it's years old. Lmfao. Couldn't be yooouu Girl who just turned 11: (low on oxygen bc she got trapped in the giant Kinder Surprise egg Drake got her) 🗣 PEppa pig is here 015412
Reposted by kyleJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2024operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone 412598303
Reposted by kyleNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Introducing Instagram Teen Accounts! - Control the content they see with sensitive content restrictions - Time limit reminders every 60mins to enforce healthy habits - Automatically block Drake 212010
Reposted by kyleagnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024my most right wing belief might actually be 'anyone can say faggot if the context is funny enough' 2878
Reposted by kyledaniel holmgren 🫠 @dholms.at · 03/12/2024imo it's a legit scandal how much legacy social sites are suppressing link content i think we all knew that they were doing it, but i didn't realize that news orgs & creators would get over an *order of magnitude* better engagement over here 12711148
kyle @nin.ten.dog · 03/12/2024didn't see this feature get released, let's see if I can make this app good 000
kyle @nin.ten.dog · 01/12/2024The Grinch is suing Spotify and UMG for artificially inflating streams on the diss track that targets him 000
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