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kyle

@nin.ten.dog

132 followers 178 following 409 posts

I've fallen and I can't get top

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 02/09/2026

Billionaire Quarterback, streaming this fall on Peacock

Jack Donaghy

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 20/10/2025

Office Space, Michael Bolton: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 16/10/2025

Travis Kelce tweets from 2009-10: "said Oo Girl!! shocked me like an electric eel!", "Ooo Girl!! Shock me like an electric eal!!! Haha MGMT-Electric Feel has been playing in my head all day!"

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 30/09/2025

this is untenable. dan at least tries to riff but they go right back to it

Thread of replies to a Bluesky post starting with "smh this could have been an email", and then spiraling into the abyss.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 27/06/2025

wow, 2 Nic Cage movies in the spelling bee today

CONAIR

RAIZINARIZONA

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 14/04/2025

are you guys going to keep deleting features from the website to force people to download your app? is Strands up next on the chopping block?

New York Times Games page for the mini crossword leaderboard in the mobile web app: "Your Leaderboard is in the Games App! On April 14th we moved the Mini Leaderboard to the Games app. But don't worry, your progress is saved! Download the Games App now to see."

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 18/03/2025

to develop for iPhone, Apple now requires XCode 16, which only runs on the latest two MacOS releases, i.e if you don't have Mac that runs their OS released 18 months ago, it can't be used for iPhone development. the solution is go spend ~$600 on a new build machine embarrassing shitshow company

ITMS-90725: SDK version issue - This app was built with the iOS 17.2 SDK. Starting April 24, 2025, all iOS and iPadOS apps must be built with the iOS 18 SDK or later, included in Xcode 16 or later, in order to be uploaded to App Store Connect or submitted for distribution.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 01/02/2025

@nytimes.com fuck you

NY Times Mini Crossword: Your Leaderboard [The Mini Leaderboard will only be available in the app starting soon! Download the app]

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 27/01/2025

Michael Bluth looking horrified.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 20/01/2025

get in the Trump replies Jeff, or Rei will have to do it again

Rei Ayanami with bandages in a hospital bed.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 06/01/2025

they've got me surrounded

4 new Bluesky followers: Aleexxandra, Alexandrina, Alexina, Alexxandrea

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 10/12/2024

breloom bros... we're so fucking back

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 08/12/2024

Screenshot of tweet: c-tine (@ctine, Jan 7, 2021): "ahhh. reminds me of when yahoo news thought "Zooey Deschanel divorces Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard" meant that she left a man named Death Cab for the lead singer of a band called Cutie". Attached screenshot of a news article: "Deschanel filed for divorce from husband Death Cab, throwing him over for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, in January. Deschanel and Cab were married for a little more than three years, and Deschanel said that, along with babies, dating was not a priority either."

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 03/12/2024

plus the text always comes out garbled

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 03/12/2024

didn't see this feature get released, let's see if I can make this app good

Screenshot of the Bluesky Discover feed, with a post that says "hey guys therapy works". I'm hovering over the "Show less like this" option in the post's context menu.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 01/12/2024

The Grinch is suing Spotify and UMG for artificially inflating streams on the diss track that targets him

Spotify screenshot: You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch [121,935,255 streams]

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 27/11/2024

leaving twitter because I was not permitted to express my opinions

Tweet from Defiant L's: "Insanity." with an attached screenshot of a tweet from Sam Barber: A reminder that folks who are leaving Twitter are doing so not because they were not permitted to express their opinion, but because you *are* permitted to expressyours.

Screenshot of twitter requiring that I remove a post for violating our rules against violent speech: "@DefiantLs my opinion is that the world would be a better place if Elon Musk died"

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 29/10/2024

researchers discover an ancient Mayan city on page 16 of google search

The team discovered three sites in total, in a survey area the size of Scotland's capital Edinburgh, “by accident” when one archaeologist browsed data on the internet.

“I was on something like page 16 of Google search and found a laser survey done by a Mexican organisation for environmental monitoring,” explains Luke Auld-Thomas, a PhD student at Tulane university in the US.

It was a Lidar survey, a remote sensing technique which fires thousands of laser pulses from a plane and maps objects below using the time the signal takes to return.

But when Mr Auld-Thomas processed the data with methods used by archaeologists, he saw what others had missed - a huge ancient city which may have been home to 30-50,000 people at its peak from 750 to 850 AD.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 17/06/2024

1960s Batman screencap of the Joker with a surfboard, with a speech balloon that says "I Am Going To Drink Ocean Water". DeviantArt post titled "Joker Drinks Ocean Water" by user MollyHaleIsMyFriend.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 02/04/2024

they didn't actually sell the data or associate it with user profiles AFAIU, the complaint is just that they *could potentially* identify people across incognito, mainly based on IP address, which any website can do

In a statement, Google spokesman José Castañeda said the company is "happy to delete old technical data that was never associated with an individual and was never used for any form of personalization." He pointed out that the lawsuit sought $5 billion in damages, but Google will not be making any payment as part of the proposed settlement.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 06/03/2024

it's so funny that Roko of Roko's Basilisk fame is one of these guys now

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 07/02/2024

Zero Gravity Green State Lager

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 27/12/2023

Skiing

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 08/11/2023

the GUI is named after its inventor, Gui Bonsiepe

Wikipedia: Gui Bonsiepe (born 23 March 1934) is a German designer, teacher and writer. Especially in South America and Germany, his publications are considered standards of design theory.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 27/10/2023

Children's book illustration of a cool guy in a leather jacket, his parents and younger brother are upset with him. Text:
When he left the room I said "I think it's the drugs that make him act like that."
"Drugs?" Mom said. "Drugs?"
"Yes, Mom. For a long time."

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 25/10/2023

Waves in the ocean with a view of the San Diego coastline

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 25/10/2023

Muttley from Wacky Races

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 20/10/2023

Beach sunset

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 13/10/2023

5-stare Google review for NVIDIA A100 Tensor Core GPU: "life changing. so fast I got 20,000 fps on my bloxfruits game"

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 12/10/2023

thinking about INTERCAL again

Table labeled Intercal character set, showing a punctuation symbol and its name:
dot: spot.
colon: two-spot.
comma: tail
semicolon: hybrid
hash: mesh
equals: half-mesh
apostrophe: spark
backtick: backspark
exclamation mark: wow
question mark: what
double quote: rabbit-ears
double quote dot rabbit
vertical bar: spike
percent: double-oh-seven
dash: worm
less than: angle
greater than: right angle
open paren: wax
close paren: wane
open square bracket: U turn
close square bracket: U turn back
open curly brace: embrace
close curly brace: bracelet
asterisk: splat
ampersand: ampersand[5]
V: V (or book)
V dash: bookworm (or universal qualifier)
dollar sign: big money
c with slash: change binary mingle
tilde: sqiggle
underscore: worm
overscore: overline
plus: intersection separates list items
slash: slat
backslash: backslat
at sign: whirlpool
apostrophe dash: hookworm
caret: shark (or simply sharkfin)
hash with I: blotch

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 09/10/2023

Google actually supports this too lol

Google search results for "pronounce epitome", showing an infobox showing a phonetic spelling "uh pi tuh mee" and a practice button that gives feedback based on a voice recording.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 06/10/2023

the good domain names are always taken...

The website hosted at the domain name "knee.surgery", showing that the domain has been parked and is for sale.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 27/09/2023

nice #atdev

TypeScript @atproto/api NPM package, 69 Versions

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 22/09/2023

it's not doing anything for cooling but I'm at least I can feel better that I'm using some of the waste heat to speed up the brew 👍

Cold brew carafe laid on its side, on top of my desktop PC.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 21/09/2023

posting my desk rock collection

Two round smooth stones, a quartz crystal, and a shiny black rock.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 17/09/2023

if you guys aren't on twitter then you're missing out on the future of cinema unfolding before our eyes...

Tweer from Rufus (verified, @Rufus87078959): Princess Jane continues her Epic tale. The AI cinema is taking shape. [Attached video paused at a frame where lightning is about to strike in front of Princess Jane.

Same video as previous image, a lightning strike overlay covers the screen.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 15/09/2023

30 Rock: Liz Lemon looks at a poster for Transformers 5: Planet of the Earth. [Written by no one.]

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 11/09/2023

Quora - Kyle's Digest - Top stories for you:
Why can't programmers figure out the source code or basic algorithm of a program based on the machine code?
Answer from Eliot Miranda (Author of the Cog and BrouHaHa Smalltalk VMs. Ex tech lead for VisualWorks): Because it's often illegal. The 9/11 destruction of the Twin Trade Towers...

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 09/09/2023

YouTube video title: "30 Rock's Dot Com is a persecuted intellectual", 410K views, 10 years ago, Channel: Slacktory, Description: "He must feel like a modern Leon Trotsky. Edited by Alex Moschina: ..."

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 07/09/2023

no 🖤 but I fw u for trying

You could lose access to your 14 years of Gmail history. Adding a recovery phone and email can help you sign in and keep your account secure.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 07/09/2023

don't like this one at all

Another form of fare evasion — certainly the most unsanitary one — was "token sucking". Farebeaters jammed the token slots in turnstiles with paper or...

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 07/09/2023

now this is phoneposting!

My desk set up so my mechanical keyboard is plugged into my Android phone.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 03/09/2023

hell yeah

Dr. Robert Oppenheimer drank denatured alcohol.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 02/09/2023

RIP Jimmy Buffett 🫡🍹

Margarita in a glass with a salted rim

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 02/09/2023

Riddler from The Batman captioned "Does He Know?"

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 01/09/2023

knees weak mario's heavy

Elephant Mario riding a yoshi.

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 31/08/2023

A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that!

Dr. Bees

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 28/08/2023

Lines of ImmuneMax vitamin C drink mix powder on my copy of Kate Beaton's "Ducks".

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kyle @nin.ten.dog · 24/08/2023

cannot express enough how much I need exactly whatever this is

Photograph of a guy sitting at a small folding table in a field with a house far in the background, barefoot, headphones on, working on some electronic audio equipment. A woman in short shorts and a headband, also barefoot, stands nearby with her legs crossed as she watches him work.

kyle @nin.ten.dog · 23/08/2023

they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

Screenshot of Google: News about Wagner, Yevgeny Prigozhin.
The New York Times: Russia-Ukraine War: Prigozhin Listed as Passenger on Plane That Crashed, Killing All...

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