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Low Cognitive Ability Agent

@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social
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You are receiving these posts as a dream. We are unable to transmit through your shitpost neural interference. We are transmitting from the year 2-0-2-8. You are receiving these posts in order to alter the events you are experiencing.

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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 07/10/2026
lol
Screenshot of a message from Kimberly Guilfoyle to Eric Deters, published in the Wall Street Journal. Within a text bubble, it says: "What a nightmare you'll literally cost me my ambassadorship stop writing"
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congrats to everyone hoping the Padres brewers series lasts forever
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myjah (@KirbysLeftEye) @myjah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine being 17 beers deep at American Family Field right now and trying to figure out what is happing.
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk everyone I think the Astros might not be a good baseball team. That Yordan guy is alright though
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In an admin full of pathetic losers this guy truly stands apart. You couldn’t pay me enough to make such an embarrassing performance of masculinity in public
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Computer, load “cure_for_anxiety.exe” and execute
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo, that guy into this pass is $$$$$
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a perfectly fine song? It’s not as good as any song from Kacey musgraves new album but it’s like a serviceable pop country song and I’m not surprised it’s as huge as it is. But yeah sure everyone who likes it is a soulless, mindless sheep who voted for trump, why not
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait I’m this dumb with two brains? Fuck.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCP-8874 - "Swing Voters" CONTAINMENT CLASS: UNCONTAINED DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI RISK CLASS: DANGER
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Pedro Vezza @pedro.vza.net · 12/09/2026
We'll never beat the GOAT
Closed GitHub issue. miku-chan03 (Contributor) opened it on 18 Oct 2017 with an anime avatar and wrote in exaggerated uwu-speak: "Hii~~ / I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp / I repwaced the Prototypes.func wiff a more ~streamlined~ kawaii Pwototypiee.funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! xD starts twerking / Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU". Below, gaearon (Contributor) replied on 19 Oct 2017: "what in the name of fuck" — and closed it permanently the same day.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gerry Adams, just off screen:
meme image of Gendo Ikari with his gloved fingers crossed, glasses gleaming in a scheming expression
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reading the last five chapters of The End of History and the Last Man be like:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
go blue
Michigan fan simultaneously slumping and facepalming
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Paratroopers in 1944: “look out Hitler, here we come” Paratroopers in 2026: “girls have cooties”
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Michelle S. Phelps @michellesphelps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The New Republic has a great series, Right Now with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social, that's been revisiting summer 2020, "woke 1.0," and calls to shrink the police. Catch convos with @devawo.bsky.social, yrs trly, and @alexvitale.bsky.social on Substack: newrepublic.substack.com/s/right-now-...
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 31/08/2026
in 1989 francis fukuyama invented the clickbait title and has been punished for his sins ever since
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 31/08/2026
Ten people who were deported and taken to Liberia this month described a harrowing journey that included months in detention in the U.S. before being sent to nations where they had no ties. All of them said they experienced or witnessed what they described as abusive or violent treatment by ICE.
nyti.ms
Deportees Sent to Liberia Recount Harrowing Details of U.S. Expulsion and Treatment by ICE
Ten deportees said they experienced or witnessed what they called abusive or violent treatment by ICE. They spent months in detention, they said, before being sent to nations where they had no ties.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"the patient was hospitalized with an acute case of groupchat-itis"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FRIDAY!
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Mind Titan 🎃 @porgus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tremendous “Adult Content” warning here
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My paper w/ @robmickey.bsky.social & @dziblatt.bsky.social--on how Black migration via the Great Migration led northern cities to replace mayors with appointed city managers--has found a home at Journal of Historical Political Economy (JHPE) ungated page proofs: drive.google.com/file/d/1bFea...
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the FiDi tomorrow afternoon
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wrote a(nother) thing! This time it is about how no amount of military technical excellence can salvage a situation where political leadership has, in their abject strategic incompetence, demanded the military accomplish an impossible mission. Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...
foreignpolicy.com
The U.S. Is Learning the Wrong Lessons in Iran
Tactical excellence can never salvage strategic incompetence.
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Kyle Walker @kylewalker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New post: how to visualize millions of parcels on a map. Learn how I go from 14.3 million Texas parcel records in a 7GB geodatabase to a published interactive map. Featuring tools like DuckDB, PMTiles, R, and Cloudflare R2. Read it here: walker-data.com/posts/millio...
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hegseth seeing CENTCOM successfully execute TLAM strike #324 against a pile dirt
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/08/2026
are we in hell?
screenshot of bill maher with fuckin tentacle porn on his screen for some godforsaken reason
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Bloomberg Opinion @opinion.bloomberg.com · 16/08/2026
US workers have it worse than they did 50 years ago, says @kedseconomist.com 🎥
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Publishing some big brain take on whether sociology is too focused on inequality as the trump admin throws people in concentration camps, segregates the military and throws ankle monitors on entire groups migrants is certainly a choice
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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.gay · 14/08/2026
???
Cum Inflation
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You just know the executive staff meetings at ICE are basically a bunch of dumb bitches talking about hiring Minotaur guards for detention facilities and everyone being like “omg yeah totally such a good idea no I actually don’t think that’s cartoonishly evil”
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Charles Я. Davis @charliearchy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Survivors “said they came under attack in March by English-speaking assailants wearing matching uniforms with American flag patches, but without any clear insignia to link them to an official government force.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/w...
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Ecuadorean Fishing Boats Hit by Mystery Attackers (Gift Article)
Ecuadorean crews plying the waters of the Pacific have been targeted by a mysterious outfit equipped with drones. Some sailors appear to have lost their lives.
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What I’m seeing here is someone who needs to go to prison for aggravated assault
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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
These crosstabs are BRUTAL. For *strongly* disapprove: - 47% of men - 45% of white voters - 51% of Hispanic voters - 56% of ages 18-29, 49% of 30-44, 47% of 45-65, 51% of 65+ - 45% of no college degree - 53% of independents That's not even "somewhat" -- that's hardcore dislike.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Donald Trump watching the entire WHCA get blown up by a Quds Force MANPADS
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I appreciate the energy but I’m not sure what a hip hop group could’ve done to stop the invasion, even with cam’ron involved
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trump II has profound consequences that will last a century: -destruction of administrative state & civil service -extreme wealth concentration, tech oligarchy -climate rollbacks -end of rule of law w/o pushback incentivizes future backsliding -Iran Pundits hate this because it sounds shrill
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 08/08/2026
Yeah, man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol samsara, man, you just go around and dadgum around, talk about forming dang of attachments, mean you got yourself hung up on dukkha, man, I'm talking about dang ol' hungry ghosts, man
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can someone who knows war stuff tell me if this is good?
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Across DI colleges, 94 percent of athletics programs, including 49 of the 69 Power colleges, spent more than they generated in revenue in the 2023–24 academic year. The median college reported a gap of $20.6 million. This gap was larger than the median a decade earlier ($12.3 million)."
washingtonpost.com
Most Division I colleges lose money on sports
Over 90 percent of these athletic programs spend more money than they generate, according to the Government Accountability Office.
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Jennifer Mascia @jenmascia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New provisional CDC numbers are out: There were 42,348 gun deaths in 2025, a 5% drop from the year before and the lowest number in 6 years. It was driven almost entirely by a drop in gun homicides — while gun suicides rose to their highest level on record. My latest:
thetrace.org
CDC Data Shows Shooting Deaths Dropped, but Gun Suicides Hit a Record High
A Trace analysis of new federal data sheds light on gun violence in 2025.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wint @dril
Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
2:37 PM • Feb 18, 2015
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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A taxpayer who lacks representation being deprived of her rights by uniformed military personnel from thousands of miles away acting as domestic law enforcement
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