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Low Cognitive Ability Agent

@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social
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You are receiving these posts as a dream. We are unable to transmit through your shitpost neural interference. We are transmitting from the year 2-0-2-8. You are receiving these posts in order to alter the events you are experiencing.

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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 07/10/2026
lol
Screenshot of a message from Kimberly Guilfoyle to Eric Deters, published in the Wall Street Journal. Within a text bubble, it says: "What a nightmare you'll literally cost me my ambassadorship stop writing"
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jeremy Peña might also be in play?
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well I never even tried to be an artist so my takes are all good, actually
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I forgot in watching the Astros all season that baseball could be entertaining
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congrats to everyone hoping the Padres brewers series lasts forever
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He cooked here
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myjah (@KirbysLeftEye) @myjah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine being 17 beers deep at American Family Field right now and trying to figure out what is happing.
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just moved into a house with a dishwasher after not having one for over two years and lemme tell ya id rather devote my time to almost anything other than washing each individual utensil by hand
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk everyone I think the Astros might not be a good baseball team. That Yordan guy is alright though
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The job is entirely a performance for him meant to assuage his own insecurities, he’s not interested in actually carrying out the department’s mission
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In an admin full of pathetic losers this guy truly stands apart. You couldn’t pay me enough to make such an embarrassing performance of masculinity in public
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh yeah I’ve made this in butternut squash for my vegetarian wife and it was awesome
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Computer, load “cure_for_anxiety.exe” and execute
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo, that guy into this pass is $$$$$
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I once had an overnight layover in Reykjavik and booked a hotel next to Reykjavik airport for convenience only to realize the airport I was going into was Keflavik so I had to take that same bus into Reykjavik where the hotel had overbooked me and sent me to another hotel lol
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a perfectly fine song? It’s not as good as any song from Kacey musgraves new album but it’s like a serviceable pop country song and I’m not surprised it’s as huge as it is. But yeah sure everyone who likes it is a soulless, mindless sheep who voted for trump, why not
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait I’m this dumb with two brains? Fuck.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The hot air balloon pilot
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCP-8874 - "Swing Voters" CONTAINMENT CLASS: UNCONTAINED DISRUPTION CLASS: EKHI RISK CLASS: DANGER
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Go ahead in the rain and little devil in America are both incredible books, he’s a ridiculously good writer
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Pedro Vezza @pedro.vza.net · 12/09/2026
We'll never beat the GOAT
Closed GitHub issue. miku-chan03 (Contributor) opened it on 18 Oct 2017 with an anime avatar and wrote in exaggerated uwu-speak: "Hii~~ / I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp / I repwaced the Prototypes.func wiff a more ~streamlined~ kawaii Pwototypiee.funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! xD starts twerking / Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU". Below, gaearon (Contributor) replied on 19 Oct 2017: "what in the name of fuck" — and closed it permanently the same day.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gerry Adams, just off screen:
meme image of Gendo Ikari with his gloved fingers crossed, glasses gleaming in a scheming expression
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reading the last five chapters of The End of History and the Last Man be like:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
go blue
Michigan fan simultaneously slumping and facepalming
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
KSM little league coach is wild lol
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The impact covid had on local governments budgets was insane. Like 1.25 million local government employees lost their jobs practically overnight
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Paratroopers in 1944: “look out Hitler, here we come” Paratroopers in 2026: “girls have cooties”
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Michelle S. Phelps @michellesphelps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The New Republic has a great series, Right Now with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social, that's been revisiting summer 2020, "woke 1.0," and calls to shrink the police. Catch convos with @devawo.bsky.social, yrs trly, and @alexvitale.bsky.social on Substack: newrepublic.substack.com/s/right-now-...
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 31/08/2026
in 1989 francis fukuyama invented the clickbait title and has been punished for his sins ever since
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 31/08/2026
Ten people who were deported and taken to Liberia this month described a harrowing journey that included months in detention in the U.S. before being sent to nations where they had no ties. All of them said they experienced or witnessed what they described as abusive or violent treatment by ICE.
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Deportees Sent to Liberia Recount Harrowing Details of U.S. Expulsion and Treatment by ICE
Ten deportees said they experienced or witnessed what they called abusive or violent treatment by ICE. They spent months in detention, they said, before being sent to nations where they had no ties.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"the patient was hospitalized with an acute case of groupchat-itis"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FRIDAY!
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Mind Titan 🎃 @porgus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Look I bike most days for errands and what have you and wearing a helmet is not a significant burden. I bought it in the same store I got my bike and it takes half a second to put it on. Everyone should wear one and also have lights on their bikes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tremendous “Adult Content” warning here
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think the grease gun is in service anymore but was all the way until the 90s if I’m not mistaken. That’s like 50 years for a hastily welded together machine gun!
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My paper w/ @robmickey.bsky.social & @dziblatt.bsky.social--on how Black migration via the Great Migration led northern cities to replace mayors with appointed city managers--has found a home at Journal of Historical Political Economy (JHPE) ungated page proofs: drive.google.com/file/d/1bFea...
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the FiDi tomorrow afternoon
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wrote a(nother) thing! This time it is about how no amount of military technical excellence can salvage a situation where political leadership has, in their abject strategic incompetence, demanded the military accomplish an impossible mission. Gift link: foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/21/i...
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The U.S. Is Learning the Wrong Lessons in Iran
Tactical excellence can never salvage strategic incompetence.
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Kyle Walker @kylewalker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New post: how to visualize millions of parcels on a map. Learn how I go from 14.3 million Texas parcel records in a 7GB geodatabase to a published interactive map. Featuring tools like DuckDB, PMTiles, R, and Cloudflare R2. Read it here: walker-data.com/posts/millio...
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Idk I don’t think this guy would never hurt me
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SIG P320 may not work if you shoot yourself in the leg so that is accurate
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Low Cognitive Ability Agent @nighthawkdanger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Next step is this
Only beans
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hegseth seeing CENTCOM successfully execute TLAM strike #324 against a pile dirt
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